💼 Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Alyssa photoshopping her flat ass bigger so that guys two seconds from trooning out can jerk it to her FOR FREE while having a seemingly normal boyfriend she is trying to convince to move in with her is hilarious.

Anisa waited until The Raped put a ring on it to start doing that. And then he bought her a house. And she doesn't have to work. And Hasan isn't embarassed to been seen near her. And she paywalls her photoshopped ass pictures. Alyssa is Temu Anisa, we have Anisa at home, YWNBA, etc. She totally mogs her at BPD shenanigans.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

If it's a fast food joint she would be working on, how many days would it take before she became a bonafide racist? Dealing with the blacks without a safety net or meeting black influencers but the raw deal.

Forget fast food, a couple of days anywhere where she has to work for tips and she's going to find herself thinking heretical thoughts when she starts noticing which demographics tend to be shitty tippers.

If she dressed accordingly, cut down on her make up and shut her fucking mouth up, she could technically be a Thundera 8, but that's me being optimistic.

More like a Plun-darr 8.

Alyssa in a slutty crop top selfie.

5" inseams and crop tops on the boys? Wtf? No male dressed like that is going to be interested in her tuna ditch.

She thinks that she's going to Italy to become the new pope and rename Italy DEItality.

Lol, as if Madonna won't cut a bitch to be the first Italian-America attention whore to become La Papessa.

 

[stupid frog]

She must've been working at that job for awhile, because she sure got time off easily.

 

[Oliver Onions]

One obvious DEI character I do actually genuinely like is Missy, the female reincarnation of The Master. She's batshit insane, funny and interesting and she doesn't feel like a forced genderswap even though I know that's the case. She just feels like The Master as a woman.

I've never watched Doctor Who because I generally don't like sci-fi (even less so when it's tongue-in-cheek) but I agree with this just because it's the same actress who played Sue White in Green Wing and she was fucking hilarious.

Anyway I won't derail the thread with any more non-Alyssa talk now.

 

[deleuzeon]

Alyssa is now off to Italy, wherever she got the money from. You should see the soy intensifying from one of her elite simps, devil may cam (GreenEggzAndCam). But Toxcyn does have a point. Anyone who work for an airline can pull up her Pax record data off the flight info and airline.
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Hopefully she'll stay OUT of the airport bathroom, as she'll definitely take a selfie if she wanders in there, and we just don't need to see that.

Also, the best thing to do when you are at war with the Internet is to post halfway-censored images of your ID and travel documents.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

So that's why she went to Italy. To get drunk on spritz.

 

[Charnel Ground]

So that's why she went to Italy. To get drunk on spritz.
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Photos of food posted up = tourist trap

 

[Herpes is Brat]

So that's why she went to Italy. To get drunk on spritz.
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Damn she is legitimately an alcoholic

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Damn she is legitimately an alcoholic

To truly honor the great Roman tradition of getting unreasonably drunk we took a backpack full of cheap, sweet red wine on top of the Palantine Hill, had a wine and cheese picnic in the Fernese Gardens and just enjoyed the view while getting wasted in the summer sun.

That is an honest recommendation for any Kiwi ever visiting Rome. Quiet the experience.

 

[Charnel Ground]

To truly honor the great Roman tradition of getting unreasonably drunk we took a backpack full of cheap, sweet red wine on top of the Palantine Hill, had a wine and cheese picnic in the Fernese Gardens and just enjoyed the view while getting wasted in the summer sun.

That is an honest recommendation for any Kiwi ever visiting Rome. Quiet the experience.

Man, too bad Alyssa doesn't have any friends.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Man, too bad Alyssa doesn't have any friends.

I imagine her beta cuck soy males would die halfway up there carrying a 5L wine bottle in a backpack.

 

[Lazy Drei]

She must've been working at that job for awhile, because she sure got time off easily.

Or perhaps she did what she does best: suck cock to get what she wants.

Perhaps some 20 year old shift manager was convinced to give her a week off in exchange for a blowie.

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

I think it's funny I remember less about the obvious DEI characters like Bill Potts

Spoiler: Doctor Who Sperging about Bill Pots

My problem with Bill was she was almost a decent character. When she was talking to the Doctor in her opening episode about giving someone cute extra fries to hope she gets noticed to realizing she gave the girl her freshman 15, I was delighted. A gay character that didn't have to wear a sign saying "I'm gay" that felt like an actual person. When she finds out the Doctor has Missy locked up in a vault, her line of "Even I think this is weird and I dated a girl who turned into a puddle" got a chuckle out of me. Cue an episode or two later she trip and hell on the "I'm GAY!" alarm and didn't let off until was turned into a puddle herself so she could be with the girl she met once and really didn't have much of a conversation with before being tethered to her forever.

Also, Missy was probably the best character in Who since Donna. (Before the trooning thing)

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

She's taunting her "haters" as "bitches" while she's in Italy posting selfies of herself drinking and being slutty as usual. Real "mature" of you, Alyssa.
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[Gobermental Supervisor]

Real "mature" of you, Alyssa

Sagger tits, bald, tattoos that look out of place on a prison crackwhore.
Is there anything Alyssa has going for her?

 

[greenthrowaway]

This isn't true at all. The term 'sex work' doesn't just apply to prostitution but to all of the allied trades -- strippers, cam girls, porn stars, etc.

According to Wikipedia:

Types of sex work include various consensual sexual services or erotic performances, involving varying degrees of physical contact with clients:

Webcam modeling and pornographic modeling. The former is often done via a camming site, and the latter may or may not make use of an adult content-subscription service.
Stripper
Naked butler
Pole dancing
Phone sex operators: have sexually oriented conversations with clients, and may do verbal sexual roleplay
Prostitution
Street prostitution
Indoor prostitution (brothel work, massage parlor-related prostitution, bar or casino prostitution)
Erotic dancing
Erotic massage
Pornographic film acting
Peepshow performers
Escort services / Girlfriend experience / Sugar baby
Sexual surrogates: work with psychoanalysts to engage in sexual activity as part of therapy with their clients.
Dominatrix

“Sex work” is just THOT stolen valor of prostitutes.

 

[deleuzeon]

She's taunting her "haters" as "bitches" while she's in Italy posting selfies of herself drinking and being slutty as usual. Real "mature" of you, Alyssa.
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It's funny how she's trying to Italymaxx in her grandma's eveningwear while the crowds behind her are normally-dressed people moving around in the daytime and not drinking.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Fuck the USA! The tariff spergings are annoying but sending Alyssa Mercante to Italy days after the Pope died is going too far! Apologize to the Italians! Now!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Fuck the USA! The tariff spergings are annoying but sending Alyssa Mercante to Italy days after the Pope died is going too far! Apologize to the Italians! Now!

First they sent the Anti Christ, JD Vance, and the pope dies.
Now they send the Great Whore of Babylon NYC herself.

Real end times for the Vatican.

 

[Popper Whiting]

First they sent the Anti Christ, JD Vance, and the pope dies.
Now they send the Great Whore of Babylon NYC herself.

Real end times for the Vatican.

"God cracked open the first seal, and low and behold a white whore. She who sat and complained on the internet, and herpes was given to her. And she went out drinking, and stayed drunk"