💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Nick's doing a no holds barred tell all AMA at hackamainia, but recording is forbidden and people have to leave their phones at the door.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2iCGEGuyuro

Prediction: Melton records it himself and releases it.

 

[Lurking9e9]

Nick's doing a no holds barred tell all AMA at hackamainia, but recording is forbidden and people have to leave their phones at the door.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2iCGEGuyuro

I thought he already told his side of the story!
Why would he need to tell it again and forbid people from recording?

 

[Pedophobe]

Cause winning lolcow of the year THREE times? In a row? That's a pretty incredible achievement.

Normally yes but don't forget Nick is under the control of powerful supernatural forces (Magi-chan).

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Prediction: Melton records it himself and releases it.

Oh yeah, that's going to happen. Either Pedomelt or JuJu the Catamite Cow or Vito the Pedo, a nickname earned through a decade of confessions.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

Nick's doing a no holds barred tell all AMA at hackamainia, but recording is forbidden and people have to leave their phones at the door.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2iCGEGuyuro

Somebody is going in there with a hidden mic. There's no way this is happening outside the 33⁰ council of balldo.

 

[DemsBNutz]

He's a cock jockey.

A coked up drunken deadbeat dad with an addiction to bad gas who whishes to be a cock sucking cuck jockey.. But the vacuum won't touch him.. His wife won't answer his calls. And his buthole remains unviolated by Janice the manice. Whom He did not ask nice enough..

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick's LOCALS chats and plans:



Nick's insightful commentary:




We have fewer chats than yesterday (~100) and sit at ~60 for today.

 

[MadStan]

I'm going to kill the fun and say I don't think his behaviour today is conclusive of intoxication. He's talked about insomnia before and earlier posts today note his early hours tweet spree. It's more likely he was having an episode and had minimum sleep.

To me, he looked just plain ol' tired.
Certainly not a Balldoguard, Nick can go fuck himself, but let's not invent a story.

That’s the problem though isn’t it? If this is how he acts and speaks before a judge in sentencing and he acts this way on stream and through posts and is actually sober the whole time…then what does this say as to his current capacity to operate?

Not good. Yeah maybe he is tired or maybe he is just deflated and has deminiahed capaixty. I think the dude fried his brain; and a sober Nick instead of translating to “higher functioning” has translated into a revelation of just how fucked he is now.

 

[BathTubShine]

Nick's LOCALS chats and plans:

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>also figuring out how to let trials run my life
Fucken called it few days ago, he's trying to make boring trial streams and Locals slop atleast until August 1st to fool the PO that he is working really hard and very crucial part of "Law"tube.
Bro is gonna burnout and fold to his addictions in two months tops if he sticks to trial streams.(which he has always hated as much as he hates his kids)
Also:
>this Karen Read chick seems like a hassle
lol, lmao even.

C'mon Cuck Pope, one sip never hurt nobody

 

[Flora Fox]

Is there some kind of special trophy or something that can be made and sent to him when this happens,

Send it out right after we get our 5k gift.

 

[3MMA]

New banger from @Shush who excels at video craftsmanship. Killstream fans won’t wanna miss this. bish:

Imagine if you will: a world where Nick doesn't have the same testosterone level's as his mom. A world where he has the courage to say what he means.
rekietamale.mp4
Bonus: When they find the love-shack
We'll Be Right Back.mp4

Shush usually only posts these wonderful works in the Balldo Meme & Edits thread, so I went ahead & cross posted this because it’s rad.

Spoiler: Off Topic

You might recognize the username Shush from that Morrowind BalldoWave (DagothWave) music vid, or the one with Juju the Cow & Nicky in a hot tub alone together gaily exploring, & the wonderful parody of an old Chris chan & Bob clip redone with Balldo & his dad, (also a Bob,) where the dad goes to chop that Internet down with an axe after asking his ridiculous son, “What is your issue?!” All of the mentioned clips are in the balldo meme & edit thread, too. They are one of my current favorite shit posters, top marks on the cool vids.

 

[thebigdream]

It makes me so MATI when Nick makes reference to him and Kayla finding out about the positive cocaine result from their daughter. “It’s an impossible result” “we just wanted to know what the hell happened” like fuck off the pair of them, immediately looking to make excuses for one another and themselves.

Any self-respecting parent wouldn't consider it an "impossible result" unless they'd done everything possible to keep drugs out of their kids' lives. These dumb motherfuckers brought it into their home, and not just that, used it there. There is no impossibility from that point onwards, just grades of intentional and unintentional exposure. Doesn't matter if Aaron was also there, or if they kept the drugs under lock and key, or if the cocaine fairy teleported in, one of the first things you learn as a parent is that you're a gatekeeper for what goes on in the home and who enters it. It's not just drugs, it's everything. Whether it's securing knives, protecting open powerpoints, or ensuring you buy age-appropriate toys, any failure is first and foremost your failure because you own the space they're in and kids are fucking stupid.

 

[Not Really Here]

Any self-respecting parent wouldn't consider it an "impossible result" unless they'd done everything possible to keep drugs out of their kids' lives. These dumb motherfuckers brought it into their home, and not just that, used it there. There is no impossibility from that point onwards, just grades of intentional and unintentional exposure. Doesn't matter if Aaron was also there, or if they kept the drugs under lock and key, or if the cocaine fairy teleported in, one of the first things you learn as a parent is that you're a gatekeeper for what goes on in the home and who enters it. It's not just drugs, it's everything. Whether it's securing knives, protecting open powerpoints, or ensuring you buy age-appropriate toys, any failure is first and foremost your failure because you own the space they're in and kids are fucking stupid.

Standard addict denial/minimizing behavior pattern.

Yes, the PO will notice the pattern, no they won't technically use a dropped charge against him.

Technically,

 

[Windy Moors]

Found a newfag in Nicks X comments.

April 25, 2025:

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Joined X the same day as KF with the same username.

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From the posts I think they are Australian, strewth mate.

 

[Stiffy]

Legal question. If Nick is stupid enough to attend Pedomelt's Hackamania in Vegas in a few weeks, can anything he gets caught doing affect his Minnesota probation?

 

[Clem Fandango]

Also, what's with all the button-downs all of a sudden?

I'm gonna say Branca politely asked if he could look a little more professional and cover up his godawful "DON'T TREAD ON ME" snake sleeve tattoo.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Found a newfag in Nicks X comments.

April 25, 2025:
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From the posts I think they are Australian, strewth mate.

Eh, Bruce is showing that convict solidarity. With Meme Copium and LEGUL DICKSUCKER covering him it may be a case of water finding its lowest level, the sewer main.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I've seen judges say 'That's a joke, the X restaurant(whatever one they last saw with a help wanted sign) is paying 12+ an hour, and you owe restitution! Get a better job now.'

That is actually legal? They can tell you to get a better job if they think you are working a job that pays less than they believe you are capable of earning, or the judge was just shit talking someone?

 

[Melty Butter]

For those of us still looking for information, Aaron's Rumble stream today was interesting:

2:17:20 - It was quite the rant. He confirmed that Nick's "in-laws" reported him.

2:22:20 - On the issue of whether the Rekieta kids knew about the polycule, etc. Sadly, Aaron caught himself from getting specific. (Ngl, I was yelling at my screen for him to reveal more.) The remark is rather cryptic.

"Nick doesn't understand that you can't put people [through] what he put people through. And I know he likes to say that 'Nobody knew! Nobody knew!' [Looking at the screen for impact.] Nick, children know a lot more than than you think they do. And, uh. Let's just... Fuck! Do I say it? ...He probably doesn't know... or maybe CPS put it in their file, but um [pause]. Let's just say, that people on my side of things talked to CPS about what they noticed about you. People know more than you think they do."

 

[Not Really Here]

That is actually legal? They can tell you to get a better job if they think you are working a job that pays less than they believe you are capable of earning, or the judge was just shit talking someone?

If a judge thinks you're fucking around, he can easily justify ordering larger payments, or like child support deadbeats just slap them with contempt of court.