💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick is claiming that the state didn’t care at all about that positive test

It is a bold-faced lie. The judge specifically cited the positive test of the child and the revocation of the drug test release by the parents as the reason why the home was still considered unsafe for children to return. (June 6th 2024 CHIPS case hearing, its part of one of the MNPR drops)

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Nick is amusingly well-versed in substance analysis.
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He doesn't know you can still get a DUI even if you're below .08.

Also lol at Chaos' brilliant deduction that .079 is below .08, I'm sure that will wow the cops.

 

[Grayback]

Cause winning lolcow of the year THREE times? In a row? That's a pretty incredible achievement.

I'm not sure how other leagues do it, but by NHL rules, Nick winning the championship at least 3 times in 4 years would make him a one-man dynasty.

 

[Truly Rural]

Here it is, clipped:

Josh, “a good person,” received a message from Rekieta around noon on Easter Sunday, telling him he had to delete the MN Public Records post because it was a site violation.
Josh replied: "Stop cheating on your wife."
Rekieta responded: "I have never cheated on my wife. She always consented."

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HA! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! Such concern for the rules. HAHA, HAHA! Muh rules!
We are not hiring jannies at this time sir.
Police your fucking self fucker.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

All Nick Rekieta has to do is post documentation that proves everything he is claiming about his eight year old daughter testing positive for cocaine.

Nick hasn’t done that because the documentation proves he’s lying.

Nick will not do so in the future because the documentation proves he’s lying.

He will keep trying to complicate matters, but it’s just that simple.

 

[AnOminous]

he's a SHOCK JOCK

He's a cock jockey.

 

[Lian Xing]

Branca is gonna cut him. He's going to realize very quickly that its costing him views and nick just comes off as so fuckin sleazy.

I think Branca is realizing he needs to flush this. Guy doesn't show up anywhere near on time, when he does show up he's a mess and useless.

I think you are right. Branca tried to be a good friend by supporting his return to streaming after the sentencing, but he can see that Nick isn't trying to change.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm almost positive he claimed both. And I could swear he linked them, which is possible, but in his case, he's just a liar. He claims he had narc(olepsy) first, but 100% just drank too much/ was hung over to the point of nodding off. Then he got his rx for the "narcolepsy" and stayed up all night ("insomnia") on booze and the rx (or swiped adderall if anyone in the house had it, bet) and later coke, which only reduced restful sleep, so he still nodded off/ was unfunctional during day bc hung over/ coming down/ underslept. I'm sure the coke was a much more exciting hype-up than modafinil.

This was always such absolute bullshit, like his "heat allergy" and his 107 degree fevers, and his other absolutely ridiculous lies. He never had "narcolepsy" lmao. His madeup illnesses are so pathetic. Drunkolepsy is the only thing this worthless pollack ever had.

 

[CoomerTine]

Branca is gonna cut him. He's going to realize very quickly that its costing him views and nick just comes off as so fuckin sleazy.
Look at that discord picture.

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Just what I want to see from "professionals" discussing a trial.
I think Branca is realizing he needs to flush this. Guy doesn't show up anywhere near on time, when he does show up he's a mess and useless.

Branca is awesome and is the premier expert in self defense

I want him to keep streaming with Nick because it’s obvious when Nick talks about his cuck tails Branca is bored to death

 

[BathTubShine]

If Nick blows his probation (heh) before August, he's winning lolcow of the year for sure. Is there some kind of special trophy or something that can be made and sent to him when this happens, like an equivalent of the kiwicoin sent to Ralph? Cause winning lolcow of the year THREE times? In a row? That's a pretty incredible achievement.

Only trophy I would chip in for this faggot junkie is a crowd funded piece of rope.

 

[Smug Bug]

Forgive me if this has already been brought up, but I recently thought of a new possible explanation for the 9yo coke test. We've speculated that Rekieta doses his drinks with coke to carry him through his shows. IIRC, he may have even admitted to it in a tweet? Anyways, with the house being a wreck and the kids scavenging for food, I could see the rebellious kid grabbing a half-drank soda from the fridge because it's the last sugary drink in the house. I've never eaten cocaine, so I don't know if it would give the drink a weird taste.

 

[keke]

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Viva's Balldo YT interview

I haven't been in the thread for about a year. Viva's interview with Nick popped up in my recommendations.

I didn't watch the actual video, but was skimming the comments (which were mostly smoothbrain balldowashers and "do not cast the first stone" hopeless types) when I came across this Balldo reply to a fairly innocuous comment about his daughter's hair follicle result.

I very painfully skimmed back about 50 pages in the thread, but couldn't find it being posted previously.

As per usual, Balldo feigns disbelief that it's the State's fault for not pursuing and repeating his daughter's positive coke test, so that we will always be left uncertain what truly happened.

Because he is at the front of the line with concern, wanting to clear his name and get to the real truth of the matter.

He, of course, also has the rock solid alibi that a true "drug addict" would never waste any coke on his children.

Edit: Came across a few more, one that was previously posted about the cops/prosecution never asking about his dealer.

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It makes me so MATI when Nick makes reference to him and Kayla finding out about the positive cocaine result from their daughter. “It’s an impossible result” “we just wanted to know what the hell happened” like fuck off the pair of them, immediately looking to make excuses for one another and themselves.

Nick had cocaine bullets rolling out his pockets and they both had coke stuffed up their noses when they were arrested. 26g was in the master bedroom. She tested positive because her disgusting, worthless scum parents brought cocaine into her home.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Forgive me if this has already been brought up, but I recently thought of a new possible explanation for the 9yo coke test. We've speculated that Rekieta doses his drinks with coke to carry him through his shows. IIRC, he may have even admitted to it in a tweet? Anyways, with the house being a wreck and the kids scavenging for food, I could see the rebellious kid grabbing a half-drank soda from the fridge because it's the last sugary drink in the house. I've never eaten cocaine, so I don't know if it would give the drink a weird taste.

The test results showed levels you would expect from a regular user. Either they gave her coke or she was somehow ingesting it on a frequent basis. A one-off accident doesn't explain it away.

 

[Captain Manning]

Balldoguards will capture absurdist comments and use it to prop up Nick as a victim. There is PR at play.

Here's the thing with that though:

They'll try, but unless the Balldoguards can think up a way the Farms is responsible for him having 27 grams of cocaine in his house, and his 8 year old tested positive for cocaine, I think their efforts will be largely ineffectual.

I certainly agree nobody here should do anything stupid, but Nick is in a really bad spot that is entirely of his own making, and it's virtually impossible for his mouth breathers to spin him out of it.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

They all have algorithms to auto hide your comment if it basically isn't squeeky clean.

In the case of Youtube, if your comment is particularly spicy, you'll get a prompt that asks "You sure you want to post this?"

 

[Maraschino]

Per MATI, Rekieta asked Null to delete the latest MN Public Record. April dox confirmed.

That's impossible, because Nick has screamed (I believe even during his SEAN SEAN SEAN incident) that he never asked Null to delete anything, except for that time he tried to suggest Null should do something without saying it. Oh well, guess he can't even claim that now. What an impotent fucking tard.

Rekieta responded: "I have never cheated on my wife. She always consented."

So she knows April's current location is still less than 20 minutes away and not at her parents' house, and that Nick has allegedly been spotted visiting her? Or is that information she isn't "entitled" to knowing? Kayla never said Nick couldn't see April anymore, she just had to be out of the second house and across town? Fucking retard.

Either they gave her coke or she was somehow ingesting it on a frequent basis. A one-off accident doesn't explain it away.

It could be the result of one big dose, or continual small(er) doses over a period of time. We can't know for sure (because you can't do tests for that shit through any ethical means to determine how much/frequently a child ingested cocaine) but either way, the correct amount of cocaine for a child is zero. No answer Nick can currently give outside of the test being a false positive will help him, and if he had definitive proof the test was wrong outside of "Dude trust me", he'd have posted it, because it's the one thing he can't shake off.

But he can't post a test indicating it was a false positive, because it doesn't exist, because obviously if a fucking child tests highly positive for an illegal substance (that it goes past the actual upper limit of a reading the test can do), any facility that isn't run by mongoloids is going to do more one test just to make sure they didn't make an error, and I bet any and every additional test shows she still tested positive. And it'd be better for Nick to just pretend a false positive test exists, or that they refused to do more than one test, than to neck himself and demonstrate he's still fucking lying. Except he's still doing that, too.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick had cocaine bullets rolling out his pockets and they both had coke stuffed up their noses when they were arrested. 26g was in the master bedroom. She tested positive because her disgusting, worthless scum parents brought cocaine into her home.

Nick knows EXACTLY how his "favorite" daugher consumed incredible amounts of cocaine. He's desperate that the truth never come out.

 

[200MB]

Nick's doing a no holds barred tell all AMA at hackamainia, but recording is forbidden and people have to leave their phones at the door.

 

[There She Glows]

Forgive me if this has already been brought up, but I recently thought of a new possible explanation for the 9yo coke test. We've speculated that Rekieta doses his drinks with coke to carry him through his shows. IIRC, he may have even admitted to it in a tweet? Anyways, with the house being a wreck and the kids scavenging for food, I could see the rebellious kid grabbing a half-drank soda from the fridge because it's the last sugary drink in the house. I've never eaten cocaine, so I don't know if it would give the drink a weird taste.

The theory that he dosed his drinks with cocaine is almost as retarded as the theory that the unidentified substance found in his room was brown-brown.

 

[Fletch_still_lives]

Wil Herren just jumped on the BYB Podcast