💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[John Andrews Stan]

For a guy who likes to keep things secretive and act like a fag that's one step ahead of you he likes to confirm shit he shouldn't about other people

I thought him confirming the authenticity of his eight year old daughter’s positive drug test was the dumbest shit he’d ever do. Somehow Nick always manages to surpass expectations.

 

[WEEKEND]

Both the Rekieta boys are very, very short, which is downright bizarre because he's tall. If you go to the Our Town photo and locate C.R., he's the smallest in the row by a head, and he's a junior. The letters Rekieta wrote to the court mention that A. R. is on two soccer teams and the smallest in both but has a lot of "heart."

Rekieta clearly has feelings about having been a gigantic nerd, and his boys are nerds -- short, skinny home-schooled kids who have background parts in school theatre, or are the worst player on the soccer team, or play violin and piano (although I'm sure poorly because no one in that chaos has ever supervised regular practice). It cannot be an easy thing to be that which your father so openly despises.

Oh that's easy to explain. Nick isn't the father of any of these kids. Now before you think I'm crazy let me explain.

Nick is a "closeted " homo, as a result I find it hard to believe that he ever managed to have sex with the Whore of Babylon herself Kayla. In fact, Nick was seemingly unable to get his dick hard and had to resort to the Balldo to have anal sex with "his" wife. I'd even go as far as to say that Nick is the only man Kayla hasn't fucked. The shitty nerd genes of the Rekieta kids can be explained by their real father being some Trekkie (probably multiple fathers) loser.

 

[ADHD]

Josh, “a good person,” received a message from Rekieta around noon on Easter Sunday, telling him he had to delete the MN Public Records post because it was a site violation.

Oh bless his heart. Did he really think that would work?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick isn't the father of any of these kids

They’re his spitting image. Nick will be tweeting your post as proof that “KF lies.”

 

[Melty Butter]

Karen Read Stream Day 4 - Rekieta Notables

AI blasphemy

Top live viewership: 2400 approx (I'll start tracking YT live viewership when I can)

- Nick appeared late, 1 hour and 11 minutes into the stream with his gunt icon and then about 15 min after that with his face. He said he had camera issues but also "slept through all my alarms". He seemed barely awake and unable to form clear words. Rumble was completely down during this time.

Sleepy Nick:

Also, what's with all the button-downs all of a sudden?

- Branca was timely (I'll give him credit for being disciplined) and fired up Nick's stream without him. He answered Superchats posed to Nick in his absence.

Spoiler: Branca being Branca

At least one detractor in Nick's chat:

During the 1-2 hours before the jury returned (they were visiting the "crime scene"):
- Nick regaled us with his car woes. 3 cars (12-person van + Navagator + Mustang). The electric system on his Navigator doesn't work.

- Nick said he'd welcome Joe on the stream but "never again" for larger panel streams.

- Joe joined after sniping from his channel. Nick revealed that he takes pics of Orthodox Jews when he's on vacation and sends them to Joe with the allegation that he's being followed.

- At around 10:13 AM Central, shortly after Nick joined, he left again. "Kayla is out, and I have to drive a kid to an activity." 30 or so minutes later, he joined from his car, and it was a mess of audio issues.

So many Mandys who are getting banned (it seems) and coming back. Saluting this troll:

Spoiler: Oh Mandy

Supertips can be funny:


- In the post-mortem after the court ended, there was an interesting conversation about small-town conspiracies (relevant in this case). Nick didn't step in it, but implied that his case was full of people reinforcing each other's views.

 

[AnOminous]

- Nick appeared late 1 hour and 11 minutes into the stream with his gunt icon and then about 15 min after that with his face. He said he had camera issues but also "slept through all my alarms". He seemed barely awake and unable to form clear words when he came on stream. Rumble was completely down during this time.

So at absolute best this faggot made it something like 72 hours sober.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

can Nick get his own category in the lolcow of the year award?

There will be no changes, there will be no steal, there will be no backroom deals. We'll have an honest vote and the public will choose Nicholas Robert Rekieta to be the Lolcow of the Year for the third time in a row. This is the future, you cannot escape it.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Ah, Nick may have bought his first violation. Less than a week. His future is starting to look like that 28 days in a closet with a toilet, a cellie and all those fun odors.

 

[Folgers Can]

30 or so minutes later, he joined from his car, and it was a mess of audio issues.

It would be funny if his smug demeanor has already alienated his PO so much that he/she would take the time to violate him and nix that jail deferral over this actual crime that he unambiguously just committed on tape today, or if someone with an alleged axe to grind like Pomplun were to go get an easy conviction that even a lazy PO could no longer ignore:



[L]

And this is the guy pitching legal analysis from the "experts that matters [sic]." His viewers deserve everything they get.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I'm going to kill the fun and say I don't think his behaviour today is conclusive of intoxication. He's talked about insomnia before and earlier posts today note his early hours tweet spree. It's more likely he was having an episode and had minimum sleep.

To me, he looked just plain ol' tired.
Certainly not a Balldoguard, Nick can go fuck himself, but let's not invent a story.

 

[There She Glows]

I'm going to kill the fun and say I don't think his behaviour today is conclusive of intoxication. He's talked about insomnia before and earlier posts today note his early hours tweet spree. It's more likely he was having an episode and had minimum sleep.

Did Nick ever talk about his insomnia back when he seemed relatively sober? "Insomnia" is the go-to excuse of a stimulant abuser trying to hide their habit, whether they are using illegal drugs or merely abusing a legal prescription.

 

[OrionBalls]

Did Nick ever talk about his insomnia back when he seemed relatively sober? "Insomnia" is the go-to excuse of a stimulant abuser trying to hide their habit, whether they are using illegal drugs or merely abusing a legal prescription.

It's also a legitimate side effect of quitting drinking. He won't be sleeping well for awhile

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I'm going to kill the fun and say I don't think his behaviour today is conclusive of intoxication.

The supposed Probation violation isn't that he is drunk or high. It is because he committed an offense by streaming from his car, as pointed out in a post above.
Nick the wetbrain Noodle is so utterly retarded he forgot he cannot just do dumb shit everyone else does and expect to get away with it.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I'm going to kill the fun and say I don't think his behaviour today is conclusive of intoxication. He's talked about insomnia before and earlier posts today note his early hours tweet spree. It's more likely he was having an episode and had minimum sleep.

To me, he looked just plain ol' tired.
Certainly not a Balldoguard, Nick can go fuck himself, but let's not invent a story.

Reasonable analysis, but I still think he's going for a speedrun to a jail cell.

 

[WEEKEND]

They’re his spitting image. Nick will be tweeting your post as proof that “KF lies.”

Who gives a shit? Let the clown drown in cope and tweet all he likes, it won't unfuck his life.

 

[Canard]

The supposed Probation violation isn't that he is drunk or high. It is because he committed an offense by streaming from his car, as pointed out in a post above.
Nick the wetbrain Noodle is so utterly retarded he forgot he cannot just do dumb shit everyone else does and expect to get away with it.

Don't you know. Nick is above the law. The stupid laws don't apply to him. The state just have not yet seen this truth. He is better, he is rich. They won't do anything to him...

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Don't you know. Nick is above the law. The stupid laws don't apply to him. The state just have not yet seen this truth. He is better, he is rich. They won't do anything to him...

 

[Lian Xing]

He's talked about insomnia before and earlier posts today note his early hours tweet spree.

His entire narcolepsy diagnosis is because he is a computer addicted coomer faggot that stays up jerking it to internet porn and alcohol. He was tired because he was tweeting until 5:30 AM.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Who gives a shit? Let the clown drown in cope and tweet all he likes, it won't unfuck his life.

Its best to keep discussion within the merest realm of possibility. Nick has used dumb comments like "where's Nick's kids" during the Omnibus Hearing to damage at KF optics.

Balldoguards will capture absurdist comments and use it to prop up Nick as a victim. There is PR at play.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Oh bless his heart. Did he really think that would work?

Once, I think when MNPR started publishing here, Null locked this thread for janitorial reasons and the wet brain moron immediately (because he reads it all the time) thanked Josh for protecting him.

He's a gay wet brained coomer imbecile with no impulse control.