💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Folgers Can]

Don't you know. Nick is above the law. The stupid laws don't apply to him. The state just have not yet seen this truth. He is better, he is rich. They won't do anything to him...

On second thought, they really should let him keep drive-streaming only so as to not cuck us out of great content to come:

Keep it up Nick, gotta get that bag!

 

[USAroXX]

I'm going to kill the fun and say I don't think his behaviour today is conclusive of intoxication. He's talked about insomnia before and earlier posts today note his early hours tweet spree. It's more likely he was having an episode and had minimum sleep.

To me, he looked just plain ol' tired.
Certainly not a Balldoguard, Nick can go fuck himself, but let's not invent a story.

Junkie is shower texting NULL....

He is under the influence.
Periodt

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

"You are a good person" - Nick to Josh.

"You are a good person" - Nick to Josh.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Junkie is shower texting NULL....

He is under the influence.
Periodt

I mean, I feel most of us would agree Rekieta is an actual addict. And he has not entered recovery or tried to change his heart. That means the chances of him using something are 100%.

 

[Grayback]

We consider four factors in determining the appropriate discipline to impose:

and (4) the harm to the legal profession.

I'm not in Minnesota, so the Office might not care about my opinion, but Nick acting as he has and getting to remain a lawyer is unironically harming my impression of lawyers in general.

So much for free speech champion Viva Frei.

Viva is kind of a weird case.
If you look at his earlier content, he has always been an empty algorithm-chasing slop merchant, trying to get a hit and make money with random viral videos. Whatever would work. Beyond those videos being connected to his preexisting interests (because that's the stuff that he was already doing), he didn't really seem to care what he put out there.

He had a brief moment where he started to wake up to political and cultural issues that were bigger than him, and he started focusing on them and trying to advocate for things that he actually believed in—but only because those issues had affected him personally in the first place.

But then, over time, he started learning more and more how to game the system in this new environment that he'd gotten himself into. And he slowly went back to just being a slop merchant again. His videos now are unrecognizable from even just a few years ago. He clearly doesn't care about what he's saying in them.

earlier posts today note his early hours tweet spree. It's more likely he was having an episode and had minimum sleep.

To me, he looked just plain ol' tired.

I think you're right on this point, but

He's talked about insomnia before

When? I don't remember him mentioning insomnia. Nick's issue was always the opposite—narcolepsy.

"and if I was giving her cocaine, at least it didn't put her in the hospital"

I'd like to give the skelly his due and actually examine the claim that his daughter's numbers couldn't be that high because of how unrealistic it would be—but I am really struggling to find any sort of calculator online that takes benzoylecgonine levels compared to a patient's size and tells you what the effects would be based on the dosage.

So far, I just have the CDC stats for an 8-to-9-year-old girl and a bunch of dead-end google searches.

Spoiler

- Minimum weight: 46-48.5 lbs (21-22 kg)
- Maximum weight: 79-91 lbs (36-41.5 kg)

- Minimum height: 3'10.5"-3'11.5" (1.18-1.21 m)
- Maximum height: 4'6"-4'8.5" (1.38-1.435 m)

Any help would be appreciated.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I don't remember him mentioning insomnia. Nick's issue was always the opposite—narcolepsy.

You are likely right and I'm confusing opposite diagnosis. My memory is shit.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Duration of the trial? Only six more weeks!

 

[daffodils]

Juju is on Melton's show. Nick is in chat, proudly proclaiming he's beating the Toe in views.

 

[Flora Fox]

Don't you know. Nick is above the law. The stupid laws don't apply to him. The state just have not yet seen this truth. He is better, he is rich. They won't do anything to him...

Law and being law-abiding is for the poors, not ppl in His echelon.

 

[AnOminous]

Balldoguards will capture absurdist comments and use it to prop up Nick as a victim. There is PR at play.

What balldoguards say and do and think is a matter of absolutely no concern to me.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Juju is on Melton's show. Nick is in chat, proudly proclaiming he's beating the Toe in views.
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Someone should ask Nick about his declining subscriber count. Well done Cuck, your stream sucks so hard people are rapidly unfollowing you.



It seems in Nick's urgency to come to the support of his favoured AI child porngraphy defender, he's forgotten to janny his comment section. Here's some choice picks from the last stream. Check in later to see if they mysteriously disappear.

 

[break these cuffs]

What balldoguards say and do and think is a matter of absolutely no concern to me.

It's about ethics in commentary about a disgraced failed felonious lolyer trustfund baby who's dick doesn't work.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"You are a good person" - Nick to Josh.

Factually true, Null did not leave cocaine lying around for a minor to find and consume.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

When? I don't remember him mentioning insomnia. Nick's issue was always the opposite—narcolepsy.

I'm almost positive he claimed both. And I could swear he linked them, which is possible, but in his case, he's just a liar. He claims he had narc(olepsy) first, but 100% just drank too much/ was hung over to the point of nodding off. Then he got his rx for the "narcolepsy" and stayed up all night ("insomnia") on booze and the rx (or swiped adderall if anyone in the house had it, bet) and later coke, which only reduced restful sleep, so he still nodded off/ was unfunctional during day bc hung over/ coming down/ underslept. I'm sure the coke was a much more exciting hype-up than modafinil.

 

[Grayback]

"You are a good person" - Nick to Josh.

Whatever Nick meant to send was right after Null refused to censor MNPublicRecords's latest disclosure and told Nick that he doesn't believe anything that Nick says.
So I bet that Nick just meant to put a "not" in there, and then deleted it because he saw that he'd mistyped.

 

[thebigdream]

Juju is on Melton's show. Nick is in chat, proudly proclaiming he's beating the Toe in views.
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Nick clearly hails from the Anisa Jomha School of Imaginary Professions. When he's not a loving husband, father, lawyer, stand-up comedian, anime fan, libertarian, social media expert, drug expert, watermark appreciator, celebrity chef, and coking an 8-year-old girl expert, he's a SHOCK JOCK, of course. When he named his channel after his legitimate legal business and began offering legal commentary, we should've known, it was allllll a shock jock bit. Retard.

 

[Pious&Platonic]

Nick should just embrace being like a total shock jock. Make his wife co-host and deliberately schedule his show against Aaron's just to be petty. Like honestly he's super unlucky he didn't go to jail right away, look at what happened with Ethan. The minute he got out everyone was like "omg he's changed" and totally bought his whole redemption act. Would've been so much easier if Nick had just done his time and come back all reformed or whatever.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Andrew Branca lawsplaing Nick on today's stream. This was around sixty-five minutes in and Nick was notably absent.
There were some people complaining about Nick streaming with Branca.
Branca 001.mp4

Branca is gonna cut him. He's going to realize very quickly that its costing him views and nick just comes off as so fuckin sleazy.
Look at that discord picture.


Just what I want to see from "professionals" discussing a trial.
I think Branca is realizing he needs to flush this. Guy doesn't show up anywhere near on time, when he does show up he's a mess and useless.

 

[crab fucker]

If Nick blows his probation (heh) before August, he's winning lolcow of the year for sure. Is there some kind of special trophy or something that can be made and sent to him when this happens, like an equivalent of the kiwicoin sent to Ralph? Cause winning lolcow of the year THREE times? In a row? That's a pretty incredible achievement.

 

[3MMA]

Viva's Balldo YT interview

I haven't been in the thread for about a year. Viva's interview with Nick popped up in my recommendations.

That long comment from Nick comes off like another pack of lies that release of more information would clarify. Nick is claiming that the state didn’t care at all about that positive test, which more likely than not is a big reason why the state didn’t want to release the children back into his custody for at least the full 6 months. Since Nick had the CHIPS case sealed, he’s of the opinion that he can lie indiscriminately about the fact that his 8 year old daughter tested positive for cocaine, at extraordinary amounts. He really expects his audience to eat shit whenever he claims the state didn’t care. And Nick wonders why he continues to get so much shit. So smart.

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