💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[ddlloo]

"[Prosecution asked for] five years jail time, I think."

I am going to have to see the transcript before I believe that.

She's just a moron. They asked for 30 days jail and 5 years probation, which is what the judge gave.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Take the 30 days jail nick. That way now you have an own against most of the lawtube who said you wont be getting jail time. Especially against that fat fuck @Potentially Criminal

What's 30 days in jail anyway? It'll be fun. You enjoy the ass reaming anyway

Nick took my advice and @Potentially Criminal got felted so hard

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Oh shit....he did get 30 days!!!! Has to turn himself in on August 1st. He has a lot of time to go on some benders until then.

The alcohol and drug ban begins today.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Monty case still going on too.

That's a civil case, not criminal.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

TOTAL BALLDO DEATH HOLY FUCKING SHIT

 

[Captain Manning]

On the plus side, his jailtime doesn't start until August so he can still go to the NAMBLA convention and see his best friend Melton!

Yeah, but he's getting a P.O. though. I think the P.O. can deny his ability to go.

If his P.O. has any amount of intelligence, he would not let Nick go to fucking Vegas. That's asking for an immediate relapse.

I don't think all the shoes have dropped just yet. I think this is just the beginning. The Rekieta saga just got a huge shot in the arm.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

@Potentially Criminal How does it feel to be both FAT and WRONG?
I would tell you to eat your words, but you'd probably enjoy it.
No hard feelings bub.

 

[Gif Wizard]

When is Nick going to cover his own case on the Nick Reiketa Balldo show?

0:14

You guys think Nick will finally get to meet "Man-Dee" in county?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Yeah, but he's getting a P.O. though. I think the P.O. can deny his ability to go.

If his P.O. has any amount of intelligence, he would not let Nick go to fucking Vegas. That's asking for an immediate relapse.

I don't think all the shoes have dropped just yet. I think this is just the beginning. The Rekieta saga just got a huge shot in the arm.

Plot twist. The PO approves it and surprise meets him at the airport with a plastic cup.

 

[200MB]

Nick's got to be seething out of his mind.

 

[hesaback]

On the plus side, his jailtime doesn't start until August so he can still go to the NAMBLA convention and see his best friend Melton!
I'm sure a weekend in Vegas where he has to be completely sober will be really easy and fun, and not at all a hellish experience.

His probation officer will have to approve it. No out of state travel without their approval.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine getting cucked this hard on Good Friday. Great jerb Nickhole.

So much for that "I'm literally King David" shit.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Nick's got to be seething out of his mind.
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Smug Aaron will be on the evening show.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

That's a civil case, not criminal.

But in front of same judge. He doesn't seem to be a fan of Nick's. I hope this is foreshadowing. Nick can't be too confident in his magic words after today.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

But in front of same judge. He doesn't seem to be a fan of Nick's. I hope this is foreshadowing. Nick can't be too confident in his magic words after today.

Now now, what lil Nicky needs to do is open a whisky and stream

 

[porkWellington]

We need an AI of Nick in the car with April singing GOD'S PLAN in honor of the alternate reality where he got off and continues to get off.

 

[Ventrue]

Nick will not survive for five years. He will do or say something that would get him in trouble with his probation officer.

What I have heard from ex-convicts on YouTube they said county jail is the worst since they get the least amount of funding compared to State and Federal prisons.

 

[Eddy G.]

Nick's got to be seething out of his mind.
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$50>30 days
Another win for the toe!

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Nick will not survive for five years. He will do or say something that would get him in trouble with his probation officer.

What I have heard from ex-convicts on YouTube they said county jail is the worst since they get the least amount of funding compared to State and Federal prisons.

I'm not convinced he makes it until August

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Melton should invite Nick and get him to drink, then heel turn after Nick pisses hot.

That'd be great content.

That would be the only way you could ever get me to willingly watch a Melton clip.

EDIT: Kino Casino tonight will be interesting. In between their DSP-levels of sub begging they've been doing more recently, anyway.