💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[dustnight]

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No shot he goes 5 years without a speeding ticket.

 

[Desktop User2]

If it happens in Jamaica, it doesn´t count for your probation, Nick! Go on all over the world passing your wife around and smoking crack!

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I hope he was wearing the same damn maroon shirt he's worn for the last 5 years. And the Hot Topic studded belt.

Brain is so holed he might have shown up in the jamaica tank top.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

We now know where Nick went to not-rehab:

https://www.divinehopecounseling.com/

"We are a substance use disorder (SUD), nonresidential dual diagnose facility. [...] All clients at the time of intake and service initiation are residing in the community, and are able to manage their affairs [lol]. Clients’ primary vulnerability is SUD and abuse; when sober they are capable of self-management."

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Apparently he had to play nice with one or more of these ladies.
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Fortunately they have relevant training:"Counseling staff receives annual training in CPR and First Aide, HIV, Hepatitis"

Here's how he ended up with the meth heads:
"During the BioPsychoSocial aspect of the assessment, the counselor will have the ability to grossly assess mental functioning and fragility. [...] Attention will also be given to treatment placement so as to be placed in the best environment conducive to his/her recovery. "

Shit, they must be hiring by the pound.

 

[Vibralldo]

It really is a Good Friday!!!!!!



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Somehow Nick's still the bigger clown

 

[porkWellington]

Nick should take a page from the Ethan Ralph Book of Sobriety

 

[Vibralldo]

Remember

Nick STILL has the FBI allegedly coming after him for hacking Aaron's computer

The fun isn't over yet

 

[Captain Manning]

Part 2 - Recommended setencing and Rekieta's courtroom speech

rekieta2.mp4

"[Prosecution asked for] five years jail time, I think."

I am going to have to see the transcript before I believe that.

He must have ROYALLY fucked up with PSI though in order to get what he got.

PSI: He's a faggot. Jail him for 30 days.
Judge: Okay.

Lol.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Bros I'm about

It really is a Good Friday!!!!!!



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Oh look, it's Nick Rekieta's new colleague

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Remember

Nick STILL has the FBI allegedly coming after him for hacking Aaron's computer

The fun isn't over yet

Not holding my breath for that but it would be so FUNNY and WEIRD if he gets sentenced for the crime of being a NERD

 

[Briareus]

I honestly can't wait to see how the Balldoguard will respond to this. How can you still march to the beat of this flimsy druggie cuck after he takes L after L?

 

[200MB]

Remember

Nick STILL has the FBI allegedly coming after him for hacking Aaron's computer

The fun isn't over yet

Monty case still going on too.

 

[Desktop User2]

Not holding my breath for that but it would be so FUNNY and WEIRD if he gets sentenced for the crime of being a NERD

Literally a "stalker child" obsessing over his former homosexual lover.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

"[Prosecution asked for] five years jail time, I think."

I am going to have to see the transcript before I believe that.

He must have ROYALLY fucked up with PSI though in order to get what he got.

PSI: He's a faggot. Jail him for 30 days.
Judge: Okay.

Lol.

I think they probably did. I agree. There is something very damaging in that report.

 

[Vibralldo]

I said it before and I'm gonna say it again:

30 days in jail locks in Nick as not only lolcow of 2025, he's the greatest lolcow of all time

He's such a lolcow that he beat the rule that lolcows never face legal consequences.

 

[Tiger Jack]

On the plus side, his jailtime doesn't start until August so he can still go to the NAMBLA convention and see his best friend Melton!
I'm sure a weekend in Vegas where he has to be completely sober will be really easy and fun, and not at all a hellish experience.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Imagine Nick breathing down Kayla's neck, pen virtually in his hand writing her PSI defence letter,

Just to get utterly raped by Judge Wentzell anyway!.

 

[Bodywork by Dennis]

Mark my words: very quickly Nick will become the MOST POWERFUL advocate of kratom in Minnesota. He has to replace the bottle-shaped hole in his soul and Malaysian kratom is perfect for that.

 

[Vibralldo]

On the plus side, his jailtime doesn't start until August so he can still go to the NAMBLA convention and see his best friend Melton!
I'm sure a weekend in Vegas where he has to be completely sober will be really easy and fun, and not at all a hellish experience.

Melton should invite Nick and get him to drink, then heel turn after Nick pisses hot.

That'd be great content.

 

[Edward Teach]

On the plus side, his jailtime doesn't start until August so he can still go to the NAMBLA convention and see his best friend Melton!
I'm sure a weekend in Vegas where he has to be completely sober will be really easy and fun, and not at all a hellish experience.

Wondering if the judge will now approve it since his sentence is official. Not to mention they would had to of just approved is trip from a few weeks ago.