💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Captain Manning]

As Potentially Criminal / Sean / Subway Boy pointed out onstream, Nick’s dad’s letter is absolute trash.
There’s barely half a sentence admitting Nick did anything wrong, and the rest is just, “muh grandkids, don’t hurt muh grandkids!”
He hardly acknowledges that a crime even took place, let alone shows any genuine remorse on Nick’s behalf (spoiler: there is none). Its stinks worse than dogshit.

I'm torn between which one is worse.

Yeah, Bob's refuses to acknowledge the crime outright, but Kayla's had that whole "My husband fights for freedom, and his enemies hate freedom" bullshit. Which is insulting.

I think "hers" made me roll my eyes harder.

I think Megan's was the least bad because that one probably had the least input from him.

 

[BathTubShine]

2 Hours! I'm locking in a new prediction for my own fanfictionfarms(TM) reasons:
>3 Years probation (2 years supervised)
>50hrs of picking trash in funny vest from roadsides
>No jail

BIIIIG Day today, hope you start the morning with some Whistlepig, which you hid to house#2 during testing period maybe even ease your nerves with some of that Galaxy Gas Goodness?

Cheers CuckPope

 

[Sneed Force One]

I will likely eat my shoe, but I'm a glass half full guy. I enjoy the excitement of believing in a somethingburger occuring.
> 3 Years Probation
> 20-30 hours Community Service
> 12 days in Jail, cut to 10 for 2 days served
I hope the transcripts will show that the court explicitly knows he's been a raging faggot for nearly a year.
Wildcard: FBI Agents show up

 

[not william stenchever]

Just his thoughts and to ponder how did it lead up to this.

Lessons learned: It was the fault of that goddamned Kiwi Farms, Judge Pussy Liqour, Our Wife's family, the entirety of the sheriff's department, the church, and those bastard woodland critters he keeps murdering. Little does he know that it was the crows all along.

 

[Oxyjen]

I will likely eat my shoe, but I'm a glass half full guy. I enjoy the excitement of believing in a somethingburger occuring.
> 3 Years Probation
> 20-30 hours Community Service
> 12 days in Jail, cut to 10 for 2 days served
I hope the transcripts will show that the court explicitly knows he's been a raging faggot for nearly a year.
Wildcard: FBI Agents show up

I admire your chutzpah.

But I’m going to have to be a negative Nancy:
> 2 years probation
> 40 hours community service
> no jail time

Wildcard:

Spoiler

Fight breaks out between streamers / Alogs on courtroom steps

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

A link is up for the sentencing. I'm 30/70 on if it will actually happen.

If Nick's sentencing is streamed, here's the link:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q8teniZeiP4
Semper Fidelis to our boots on the ground.

 

[Polyarmory]

If Nick actually goes to jail (), we should make a new poll. Some suggestions for options

How does Nick react to jail?

• He learns nothing and tries to look like a martyr for freedom.
• He repents and gets clean.
• He goes insane in protective custody.
• He tries to play off his daily suffering as comedy.
• His spirit is broken and he becomes meek and pitiful.
• Hedonism III: Candy Yoshi Penitentiary Edition

I originally wrote "what happens to Nick in jail", but I think his reaction to being jailed is much more interesting. If he were jailed, I suspect he would irritate other inmates, and probably get beat up by new guys once or twice. (I'm assuming that Nick would go to a relatively nice jail.) Doing it this way also sidesteps the inevitable avalanche of Mutt's Law posts (at least a little bit. I'm sure when the thread is featured, every third post will be Mutt's Law )

ETA: Added option 6 as suggested by @(°▽°)

 

[Oxyjen]

I'm sure when the thread is featured, every third post will be Mutt's Law

There’s a time and a place for everything, and you have to admit, that would absolutely be it.

 

[ShinyStar]

I'm torn between which one is worse.

Yeah, Bob's refuses to acknowledge the crime outright, but Kayla's had that whole "My husband fights for freedom, and his enemies hate freedom" bullshit. Which is insulting.

I think "hers" made me roll my eyes harder.

I think Megan's was the least bad because that one probably had the least input from him.

I think Kayla's is particularly bad, because she was a co-defendant in the crime, but she shows no remorse, nor does she indicate Nick does, either. Totally missing is any indication of what has changed. What she tries to pass off as a mistake is a months-long pattern of behavior. If probation is going to be successful, there should have been some soul searching in that house to figure out how they got to where they are now, and what changes need to be made to prevent it happening again. Instead, Kayla's letter comes across as trying really hard to pretend that nothing happened, and asking the court to play along.

The part about Nick being silences is a total nonsequitor. How does anything in the PSI silence Nick? Parole doesn't. Community service doesn't. The jail time does, but only for 30 days, after which time he can go back to talking. The only thing that could "silence" Nick is all the internet anons mocking him for his punishment, and it's not the court's job to prevent that from happening.

 

[not william stenchever]

How does Nick react to jail?

• He learns nothing and tries to look like a martyr for freedom.
• He repents and gets clean.
• He goes insane in protective custody.
• He tries to play off his daily suffering as comedy.
• His spirit is broken and he becomes meek and pitiful.

Yes, except for number 2.

 

[(°▽°)]

If Nick actually goes to jail (), we should make a new poll. Some suggestions for options

How does Nick react to jail?

• He learns nothing and tries to look like a martyr for freedom.
• He repents and gets clean.
• He goes insane in protective custody.
• He tries to play off his daily suffering as comedy.
• His spirit is broken and he becomes meek and pitiful.

I originally wrote "what happens to Nick in jail", but I think his reaction to being jailed is much more interesting. If he were jailed, I suspect he would irritate other inmates, and probably get beat up by new guys once or twice. (I'm assuming that Nick would go to a relatively nice jail.) Doing it this way also sidesteps the inevitable avalanche of Mutt's Law posts (at least a little bit. I'm sure when the thread is featured, every third post will be Mutt's Law )

Jail has:

• Black men
• No Scandinavian prudes
• No children
• No driving
• No ruined body

In short, Nick will be begging to be let back in.

 

[Desktop User2]

Oh, wait till Nick starts steaming again

He will probably pick up another felony just to use as an excuse to not stream again. Work kills!

 

[Nova902]

Over /under on Nick yelling "I am NOT suicidal" like Jussie Smollett? on his way to the gulag

 

[SargonF00t]

Yeah, Bob's refuses to acknowledge the crime outright, but Kayla's had that whole "My husband fights for freedom, and his enemies hate freedom" bullshit.

The only freedom Rekieta fights for, is the right to do degenerate sex acts.

 

[Je$ter]

Yes, except for number 2.

The "comedy" will make you cringe to your death

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I need to go mow the yard before it gets too hot, how much longer til he find this shit out?

 

[Spergichu]

Locking it in now.

>no jail
>no community service
>1 day of probation
Wildcard: Nick manages to violate the probation and is sentenced to be immediately crucified on a St. Andrew's cross, only to rise again on Sunday to spread the good word of polycules and medicinal cocaine

 

[Mr.Bucket]

The REAL Wildcard:

Spoiler: Spoiler because I dunno how to do the fuzzy stuff.

 

[woodedbag]

It the balldo doesn't fit, you must acquit

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If that mysterious woman "Kay" from that snake Wil Herren's streams goes to this... might I suggest you reach out to Potentially Criminal instead of Wil for an after-sentencing report? Sean's been much more level headed on the matter, and he's 100% less likely to be creepy.