💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Dizzyuntildeath]

When my kids turn 18 they will receive an itemized bill for all the gas, travel time and maintenance that driving them around cost me.

 

[Vibralldo]

I've said 1000s of pages ago and I'll say again.
Nick going to the jail the only way he'll learn.
Not because I'm MATI or a-logging; just one month so he can be forced to sit and think about his actions and detox.
No drugs
No women
No coom
Just his thoughts and to ponder how did it lead up to this.

Nick's so retarded and indignant I feel like he'd seethe for a month then start using again immediately

 

[Pomniman]

No coom

You're a Scandinavian incel prude if you think he can't find a man to lick in prison.

 

[Stiffy]

Nick is a pathological narcissist, a narcissist will throw a lifelong friendship, marriage etc in the trash over the smallest perceived criticism. He doesn't have any real true friends. They're either people he can easily manipulate and control, or they're not useful to him. That includes his wife and kids too.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

It reminds me of Jason "Thor" Hall's --better known as PirateSoftware-- need to remind everyone that he worked at blizzard (as QA, getting the job by being a nepobaby) whenever possible.

People so divorced from the reality 99% of the world lives in that they see absolute mundane tasks as backbreaking sisyphean burdens and trophies of ultimate sacrifice both. Remember Nick also cooks for his KEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ once a month!, an awe inspiring paragon of fatherhood he is.

Both are silver spoon sociopaths so it checks out.
Jason's dad was making a TON of money from blizzard and well Rekieta is the same way essentially but with whatever his grandfather did.

 

[Melty Butter]

(If the investigator found this thread and used its archived contents it would be all the more hilarious)

When I occasionally do a Google search with keywords + Rekieta, the Farms posts often come up. Most people know how to "internet". I'm sure the investigator has seen plenty, among others in the community. (Also, Judges Fischer and Wentzell both have teenagers who are probably tuned in.)

I completely missed this. Was it on a stream or just a post on X?

Locals, as documented by Himedall here.

Did I miss it, or has nobody posted the latest Locals missive yet?

IIRC, it was just a post about his food. Pasta and chicken.

That won't stop Nick. He has how many speeding tickets now? Five? I've lost count.

He's paid off everything (notably the violations in Stearns County from March 2024) except the rather serious incident on April 6, 2024 when he's said that he was 'beyond stressed' (or something). April had just left Aaron.


It's been sent to collections. I keep checking bc it seems like a good idea to clear that up before getting SENTENCED TO A FELONY.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I've said 1000s of pages ago and I'll say again.
Nick going to the jail the only way he'll learn.

Why do you give him so much credit? I see nothing to suggest Nick will ever fucking learn. His ego won’t allow it.

 

[Fapcop]

I hope @Fapcop bought tickets for two, on the occasion if Nick does go to jail for 30 days.

Been playing loud music outside the judges house all night to ensure he’s good and cranky this morning.

 

[Red Frida]

It's obvious Nick hasn't learned anything if he describes publicly doing drugs as awesome and the only chance for corrective action will be for him to spend 30 days in prison to get a taste of what future consequences will be. Otherwise the lesson he'll learn is that he can publicly downplay the seriousness of what he did and undermine the legal system without consequence.
Not to mention the amount of court time and resources he wasted when he could have just reached a plea deal from the start.
The two in combination with each other are troubling.
The only question is whether the court system is going to tolerate him doing this behavior. If they do, and thereby validate his behavior so far, they can look forward to seeing him again one day when he screws up. Only next time it could be a familial overdose or an impaired driving accident. I hope, if he injures anyone else, that they sue the county for letting him loose on society.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Been playing loud music outside the judges house all night to ensure he’s good and cranky this morning.

Ah, the ATF's favorite form of siege entertainment. May I suggest some light pyrotechnics at random intervals overhead as well? Keep him out of bed for that extra irritability.

 

[woodedbag]

When's the last time he streamed? They do not live off of his work ("work") efforts.

At this point it's probably the work he puts in to asking his parents to give him money so their grandchildren have a roof over their head and spaghettios. Feels like that's why Kayla got with the retard to begin with, as she seems pretty content doing fuck all herself.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

She actually focused on things that would matter in this type of correspondence with the court.

After everyone said how much he is involved in church and charity, they are noticeably absent in their letters. Nobody from Make-A-Wish bothered. No zoo letters to back up their generous patron. No Church elders speaking about their friend Nick.

No friends, no hobbies and his biggest investment in time is driving his kids.

He's not a volunteer for the speech teams his kids do. He's not a coach. He's a lump of do-nothing and probation doesn't like that.

 

[parsnip]

After everyone said how much he is involved in church and charity, they are noticeably absent in their letters. Nobody from Make-A-Wish bothered. No zoo letters to back up their generous patron. No Church elders speaking about their friend Nick.

No friends, no hobbies and his biggest investment in time is driving his kids.

He's not a volunteer for the speech teams his kids do. He's not a coach. He's a lump of do-nothing and probation doesn't like that.

He's such a waste of the resources he's been gifted it makes me sick. I know so many people that would spend their time helping out their community, their kid's school etc if they had the privileges Nick enjoys. The best he could come up with was to waste his money and time on drugs and humiliating his family. It amazes me that he can't recognize what a piece of shit he is. If I woke up as him I'd want to suck start a shotgun.

 

[None More Black]

Guy has like five kids all in a church based homeschooling co-op and zero people wrote a letter in support. That's what his local community thinks of him. I think I've only seen that behavior when someone gets outed as a pedophile or the BTK killer or something. Simply wild.

 

[Vibralldo]

Guy has like five kids all in a church based homeschooling co-op and zero people wrote a letter in support. That's what his local community thinks of him. I think I've only seen that behavior when someone gets outed as a pedophile or the BTK killer or something. Simply wild.

Based on the police report they probably wrote letters demanding a harsher sentence

 

[hesaback]

If he does get jail time can you imagine how annoying he is going to be for everybody with all his I'm a Lawyer don't you know shit.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

Guy has like five kids all in a church based homeschooling co-op and zero people wrote a letter in support. That's what his local community thinks of him. I think I've only seen that behavior when someone gets outed as a pedophile or the BTK killer or something. Simply wild.

this is worth emphasizing because it's so fascinating. his life really has been absorbed by the Internet. his private life has shrunk down to so little that strangers who laugh at him online are familiar with the only three people willing to write letters in his defense. there is literally nobody else who could vouch for the guy. no matter how this turns out, it beggars belief how much this guy has ruined his life (and several others) due to his depravity.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Guy has like five kids all in a church based homeschooling co-op and zero people wrote a letter in support. That's what his local community thinks of him. I think I've only seen that behavior when someone gets outed as a pedophile or the BTK killer or something. Simply wild.

I dunno if other homeschooling parents are credible personal references, their whole thing is that they are doing stuff with kids that they don't want others looking into, but I take your point.

 

[None More Black]

I dunno if other homeschooling parents are credible personal references, most of them have their own weird shit they are running from that they don't want people looking into, but I take your point.

it's a church based homeschooling co-op. generally when someone "fucks up" the local community / church would rally around them and try to get them back on the right path. these people want absolutely nothing to do with this guy. it's evidence of just how abrasive and awful he was - they legitimately want him gone and out of the community.

if i was in a homeschooling co-op and had like, say, a drinking problem, other parents would be like "yeah, he has THIS problem, and he's a good guy, but we're going to work together and get him back on the straight and narrow"

the fact that no one wants anything to do with him shows that his behavior has been deemed egregious to the point of no return. he has no sponsors, no one to say "but there's all these good qualities, he just has this singular vice"

I've legit only seen that when someone is an insane child molester or serial killer so it's wild he has achieved that status

 

[Sneed Force One]

Unfortunately Nick. Your Pre-sentencing Investigator remains unconvinced.

With any luck, you'll need to convince Big Black Bubba of your sincerity from Kandiyohi Jail