💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Melty Butter]

Just to underscore how tight this community is, I went searching for what type of community service jobs Nick might be required to do. I didn't find much specific information (these jobs seem to be outsourced to staffing companies), however there is an overview of how corrections works in the county. It's somewhat interesting for nerds. Link.

This stuck out to me:

The Advisory Committee meets every other month and includes Judge Fischer, Judge Wentzell, and Christel Roelofs, Deputy Director of Community Corrections. Roelofs is Sharilyn Sletta's (Kayla's mom) maiden name. Christel is Kayla's 1st or 2nd cousin (possibly by marriage).

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick's blatantly stated that he did no wrong and that he'd use again the second he can.

My guess is that it's this attitude that's led to the recommendation that he serve at least 30 days.

I want to see that Pre-sentencing Report so badly that it hurts. The Barneswalker does a whole lot of whining about how he can't see why the sentence is justified by the evidence in the report. Sadly, he doesn't go into any detail at all about why this is the case. Normally, I'd expect him to cite chapter and verse. ie, Report says Nick does X. Recommends Y. This is not justified because of Z. Clearly, Nick wants none of this in the public record, presumably because it'd be humiliating and provide more evidence of what a complete fuck up he is.,

The truth is, a custodial sentence is absolutely within the guidelines for an offence of this nature and magnitude. Nick's guilty plea got the charges dropped against April and Kayla, but the actual sentence was always going to be dependent on the Pre-Sentencing Report. Well, now it's in and it's recommending prison. I bet there were a whole lot of high fives being slapped in the Kandayohi County cop shop and prosecutor's office when that dropped. ^That stupid motherfucker who accused us all of stealing his coke and rubbing it in his daughters hair? He going to jail!^

And you've also got to wonder how loyal this judge feels to his colleague, Judge Pussy Liquor. Rekieta publicly abused and defamed her -- in effect, dragging her off the case in the hope of getting a softer, more sympathetic judge. If I'm the judge here, I'm strictly going by the recommendations in the pre=sentence report. I'm taking the recommendations exactly as written. Probation service are best placed to evaluate Nick's needs re. retribution and rehabilitation. Let's go with their recommendations, and if Nick doesn't like it, he can appeal against sentence. It's not as though mommy can't afford another go-round in the system.

 

[Bean Sidhe]

17 and can't cook. Would rather eat the absolute disgusting goop skelly crocks up.
Truly a generation that's beyond fucked.

I mean, I get a 17-year-old male being hungry at 11pm. Teenagers are legendarily ravenous. Why he is incapable of even making a fucking sandwich or grabbing a banana when he is supposedly some sort of academic testament to Nick and Kayla's teaching methods is a question for the ages.

Also, Nick is being sentenced on Good Friday/ Easter weekend. Yet another family-oriented holiday turned super-awkward by Nick and his incessant fuckups. If I were Celeste and Bob I would be reviewing my life choices and wondering how I came to produce such a wastrel failson. But I guess based on Bob's letter to the court (lol) that their (rotten) apple hasn't fallen far from their tree.

 

[Vibralldo]

As noted by others, the pre-sentencing investigators may have received reports from Nick's mandated "drug outpatient" sessions (rehab), where the program leaders may have noted that Nick was being a smarmy "I'm too good for this" faggot and proceeded to relay that to the PSI.

As always, Nick is his own worst enemy. A pathological need to box his way out of a corner, even when it's not in his own interest.

I suspect Nick always believed he was going to win his case dismissal and had no intention of pleading guilt until forced to do so by no other option. The man sees nothing wrong in his actions and is dismissive of efforts to rehabilitate or humble him.

I hope we'll see the judge call him the fuck out while he has to sit in his defendant cuck chair and take it. He'll seethe hard in his return stream after his 30 days in the shower block with Big Bubba.

Nick saying "talking publicly about my case doesn't matter" and then getting fucked because talking about his case did matter would be perfect

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick likes to eat ramen too (makes and eats them on locals stream pre rittenhouse days iirc), so he has to keep them in stock.

If a 17 year old cant boil water for packet ramen, he's a lost cause smh.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I mean, I get a 17-year-old male being hungry at 11pm. Teenagers are legendarily ravenous. Why he is incapable of even making a fucking sandwich or grabbing a banana when he is supposedly some sort of academic testament to Nick and Kayla's teaching methods is a question for the ages.

Usually hate to do this arm chair psychology b.s. but this screams to me a kid who is looking for any excuse to spend time with his father.

 

[DemsBNutz]

As a homeschooled graduate we had a school motto "We will not raise cripples " The meaning behind that was simple. You graduate an can care for yourself. Not a ward of the state or unable to work. Cook simple meals, Life skills. Granted that was in the 90's. But still not all current Home Educators are this dumb. The parents and how much time they invest in their childrens education and upbringing. Kind of like regular school.. Both require parent involvement. One also requires more effort. Can you guess which one? Shout out to all the home schoolers, you all are some awesome and weird peoples. My kind of people

 

[ChromaQuack]

I find the community service more entertaining an idea than the prison. Because, as @thebigdream says, I think for him it'd just be a chance to tell tall tales about what happened in there.
Whereas community service would really break him. Having to work for a living?! He considers that beneath him. King Rekieta do hard work with the plebes? Just shameful.

I find the idea of community service funnier because depending on what he's made to do, someone might find him doing his hours in public. It's just such a shame that cameras in this day and age remain bulky, unwieldy and nobody will ever be able to snap a picture of his dark cuck aura from a distance without being caught.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

17 and can't cook. Would rather eat the absolute disgusting goop skelly crocks up.
Truly a generation that's beyond fucked.

I'd like to have a little more hope for Nick's kid and assume that Nick is just telling the court that his own son is too incompetent to feed himself to save his own skin.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

If they could they would just have feral children. Let's be honest they are almost feral children.

its just hilarious to me that they did that while also deciding to homeschool their kids. i know plenty of parents that think their kids suck, but guess what, school is 40+ hours a week, you can even make it 50+ hours a week if your school offers some form of after school activities. We had a "late bus" that dropped kids off at 5pm, so middle school and high school kids could stay after for tutoring or any other reason. Instead they decided to spend even more time around their kids than usual with their retarded set up.

They wouldn't have even have to feed the kids, let the school do that. trust me, you could drop off kids super early, they feed them breakfast and lunch and then 12 hours later they're back, you don't even need to make dinner. these two fucks hated the idea of public school so much it cost Nick his reputation and got him a jail sentence.

I was tired of his cooking (which was boiling hot dogs and throwing frozen fries into the oven)

i know everyone will go "i was taught to cook and my daddy's a great cook!" but if we're being honest most dads are at this level of cooking. boiling hot dogs or following the instructions on a box of hamburger helper or mac&cheese. At least from a certain generation.

The Advisory Committee meets every other month and includes Judge Fischer, Judge Wentzell, and Christel Roelofs, Deputy Director of Community Corrections. Roelofs is Sharilyn Sletta's (Kayla's mom) maiden name. Christel is Kayla's 1st or 2nd cousin (possibly by marriage).

part of why they moved up there was because it was a "small town where everyone knows each other" and most of Kayla's family lives there. You'd sort of expect that to be another reason to have their own kids going to school with everyone else instead of homeschooling like a cult, but oh well.

when he is supposedly some sort of academic testament to Nick and Kayla's teaching methods is a question for the ages.

i'm calling bullshit on this too, even if they can't show proof because he's homeschooled we at least have something called the SAT that would prove it, or even the PSAT, you can even take the ASVAB at his age. also IIRC he did show up on the dean's list or whatever for the top kids in the county school but it could also be a bad county, baltimore county had kids who were both top of the class and had SAT scores in the 800s.

 

[Vibralldo]

Just to underscore how tight this community is, I went searching for what type of community service jobs Nick might be required to do. I didn't find much specific information (these jobs seem to be outsourced to staffing companies), however there is an overview of how corrections works in the county. It's somewhat interesting for nerds. Link.

This stuck out to me:
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The Advisory Committee meets every other month and includes Judge Fischer, Judge Wentzell, and Christel Roelofs, Deputy Director of Community Corrections. Roelofs is Sharilyn Sletta's (Kayla's mom) maiden name. Christel is Kayla's 1st or 2nd cousin (possibly by marriage).

Kayla's family and judge pussy liquor's colleagues colluding to give Nick 100 hours of cleaning the county's sewer systems as community service

 

[Desktop User2]

Scheduled 10, will have to see

So, the slate is a bunch of filthy tacos and one massive nigger? The absolute state of MN...

 

[Maraschino]

Opposes any community service including a minimal 80 hours.

Wasn't there a drop by someone a while baxk (I think Aaron) who said Nick himself was suggesting he use his YouTube platform for anti-drug purposes as some sort of bargaining chip? Oh wait, saying words from your home that you don't even mean (like 'drugs are awesome' and 'I wish I could be doing them now') is only considered community service by impotent faggots. Actually going out and helping people? That's for fat people and Scandinavian incel prudes.

If the Rekeita kids ever do find this thread, I hope they can understand that none of this was their responsibility to manage. That they should have been allowed to remain children.

The kids are really lucky they have a church they love that loves them back, even if the church participants reporting their family doesn't feel like love. They might not understand it now, but I hope they do learn sometime in the future that their parents being fucking idiots is not their fault or responsibility.

 

[Flora Fox]

Please, please, show up trashed and in your Hedonism tank top or whatever it is!

 

[Sneed Force One]

It is exactly twenty-two hours until Nick's sentencing hearing.
Will he meet Big Black Bubba in Kandiyohi County Jail?
Or will he walk smugly back to his zonked-out cuckquean wife and his 20-ish loyal Locals winemoms?

While I am late and gay by two entire hours, get your popcorn ready ladies and gentlemen, with good fortune, the cope and seethe will flow.

 

[Briareus]

Crackets has been eerily silent after all this dropped huh? I was expecting more coping, seething and malding but so far he hasn't really shown himself I don't think.

 

[not william stenchever]

Kayla's family and judge pussy liquor's colleagues colluding to give Nick 100 hours of cleaning the county's sewer systems as community service

I would not trust Balldo with something as critical as public sewer systems. Let him pick up trash. He'll probably drink the piss bottles assuming that all truckers are on meth.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

If they actually want a chance of rehabilitating Nick they'd put him in the clink or force him into rehab. If he goes to prison he'd be fine after the first few days; he'd be in Minnesota clink not Baltimore or Compton clink. Worse-case, Nick becomes a prison bitch and gets fucked in the ass for 28 days. No problem, easy, he might even enjoy it. What'll eat at him is knowing there's people online dabbing on him and he's unable to refute or doesn't have his access to cult on Locals and Discord.

Financial and physical punishments won't get through to him because he's the smartest guy in any given room, even the prison showers.

His county seems small enough that it will probably be more drunks and shoplifters than anything else.

Let's be real. Nick is a piece of shit, and deserves worse due to putting his kids through everything and exposing them to drugs, but up until he descent into drug use however many years ago, he was a more or less upstanding member of society. He took care of his kids, or at least found means for them to be taken care of, was for all intents and purposes an active member in his church, and ran a popular YouTube channel that many people really enjoyed. He also has most likely paid more in taxes (the government's metric for contributing to society) than all but the richest 10% of the negro population of Minnesota combined. This is his first major run in with the law, and the law does tend to take into account how much shit (or lack thereof) you've given them prior.

I know Nick himself has more or less said that he was "always" a degenerate (and his college life seems a little sketchy); at the same time when I re-listen to some of the stuff he said in the past (interview in The Dick Show, 2019), his voice sounds noticeably different, sounds genuine, and most importantly--I don't think he's a good enough liar to keep that suppressed for that long.

Either way, it doesn't change the fact that even if he was a decent person (albeit with a destructive personality) it still doesn't change the fact that's he's an incredible piece of shit and deserves punishment. Jail, probation, and community service are fine but he needs court-ordered rehab as well.

 

[Oxyjen]

Wasn't there a drop by someone a while baxk (I think Aaron) who said Nick himself was suggesting he use his YouTube platform for anti-drug purposes as some sort of bargaining chip?

Yes!

This post below. Which is pretty interesting to re-read now that more is known about the sentencing. Aaron not being wrong again.

💀 Horrorcow Opublikuj w wątku „Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351""

17 Gru 2024

Aaron is dishing dirt ("10-15 minutes of gossip") tonight. Will update this post as I go through it. Starts roughly an hour into this stream:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rxJ3lYuJfysPer a source Aaron trusts, kinda, because Nick just randomly DM'd this nobody on X (although at other points Aaron says this person spoke to Nick). I will refer to this source as DEEP THROAT:

• Per DEEP THROAT, Seems like a guilty plea. Don't have info on which counts may be on or off the table.
• 2-3 years, no drugs or booze. DEEP THROAT's (and Aaron's) assumption is Nick will fail this.
• Nick's sweet offer to the state was...

• Dixieland Buckaroo

Reakcje: x 45 x 24 x 2 x 1 x 9

• Per DEEP THROAT, Seems like a guilty plea. Don't have info on which counts may be on or off the table.
• 2-3 years, no drugs or booze. DEEP THROAT's (and Aaron's) assumption is Nick will fail this.
• Nick's sweet offer to the state was he'd transform his popular youtube channel in exchange for becoming an anti-drugs channel... in exchange for forgoing a 2 year ban on booze during his probation.
• He would also go to schools to promote no drugs and counsel about not taking drugs.

 

[Swole McPole]

If the Rekeita kids ever do find this thread, I hope they can understand that none of this was their responsibility to manage. That they should have been allowed to remain children. That they should never have been confronted with information about their parents’ sexual activity. That their parents should never have tried to insert April into their family sanctuary. That their father never should have described his children being made wards of the state as “a rough summer.”

But mostly I hope they know it’s not their fault their parents are unrepentant fuckups, and that they are not required to maintain contact with either of them when they come of age.

It's inevitable that one or more of them will find this place at some point. When they're attempting to make sense of the way their trauma was shaped by their childhood and their parents, they're going to go looking for explanations, and Nick's thread here is really the major repository of everything there is to be known about Nick and Kayla.

I imagine that they'll initially be somewhat offended about how all these people were talking smack about their parents while they were at their lowest moment. But they need to remember that this was precisely how their dad used to make his living in the good period, when he would host a show that would dissect the downfall of various lolcows and the legal problems they were having.

Back then, Rekieta saw Kiwifarms as a valuable resource. It was a place that was providing him with content to make a living, And the Farms loved Rekieta. It was only when he started behaving like a lolcow that the relationship changed.

Rather than seeing this place as antagonistic towards them, they should regard it as a place that's documented the behaviour of their parents. Yes, there's a lot of joking and poking fun at them -- it's the nature of the place, we post here to amuse ourselves. But your parents are going to gaslight you as you get older. Insist that certain things that you remember never actually happened. Fortunately, it's all documented right here. What you choose to make of that and how you choose to use it is a matter for yourself, but if you need the truth, you'll find it in here.