💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Fapcop]

So if I was Rekieta,

I would want to get rid of the jail time absolutely. Community service? Fine, Probation? Fine.
But Rekieta is a fucking druggie, silver-spooned, narcissist.
So he'll try his best to get the probation down as low as possible, and he'd HATE to do community service. That's for commoners and poors..

I’m just picturing Nick picking up trash from the local highway, wearing some kind of Orange COMMUNITY SERVICE t shirt, when he suddenly hears a HONK HONK.

He looks up, only to see Aaron drive by waving in a cabriolet with some hot chick next to him and his kids in the backseat.

Nick swallows the humiliation for a moment, only for his narc ego to pop out again: “Heh… Sucks to be him driving his kids around!”

I’m not saying they should sit their asses at home. But for each of these small children to have multiple music, dance, etc. lessons is fucked up. Especially because they never hear the end of what a hassle the driving is. Kids will feel guilty and simultaneously resent being made to feel that way.

Even that is something the cokekietas can buy their way out of. Hire someone to take them a few times a week. I’m sure there’s a teenage girl somewhere in the community who could use a little extra cash.

Guess that would take money off the coke budget though.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

oh. I thought it was today...

I am hoping for the state to file an opposition to the whining, so we can get some more insight into the Presentence Investigation.
They will likely cite some things that were found and it should be great popcorn.

Nick has also calmed down on Twitter, I am hoping he will have another spergeout once that opposition drops.

Hire someone to take them a few times a week. I’m sure there’s a teenage girl somewhere in the community who could use a little extra cash.

Why do you want to add another minor to the Rekieta home to be passively abused by proximity?
What they need is a 60+ year old grandma who will beat them over the head with a ladle.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Remember when @Potentially Criminal advised Nick to take a quick plea and STFU about the case entirely?
Nick was always better than anyone else, only he knew the real story, that the warrant would be easily crushed and that Aaron was the actual perpetrator all along.

Worked out great for him to ignore the good advice her received from an actual lawyer.

"Fat people can't be logical, nerd. Cholesterol blocks their neural pathways, they eat themselves into stupidity. I saw a Quora Answers post on this".

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Nick swallows the humiliation for a moment, only for his narc ego to pop out again: “Heh… Sucks to be him driving his kids around!”

It'd be funny if his community service was being made to drive the school bus. Granted I wouldn't want him anywhere near children.
But just the irony of it. Being forced to drive kids around for school trips and to and from school.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

As an aside, Kayla included the 11pm meals to make Nick seem like a super attentive and chill father their kids can ask anything of. In reality it’s almost a guarantee this has only happened a few times and she’s playing it up to the court.

I'm not so sure. His weird cooking cope streams always were pretty late.

 

[Desktop User2]

Presumably, that's why the pre-sentencing report recommended that Nick serve 30 days. It's enough of a 'taste' of prison to have a deterrent effect for the future, while being minimally disruptive of his family.

If he stays away for 30 days, he will miss .5 days of work. This is genocide!

 

[thebigdream]

Most kids can rustle up their own meal unaided and I think we have to give the kid the benefit of the doubt. Remember how we (I) found those old FB comments where Kayla and Bob discussed how they’d left this child, then younger than 10, in charge of his three younger siblings for several hours while Kayla and Nick went hiking? The boy can feed himself.

I reckon that when he's needed to ask Nick for food, it's because there's been nothing readily available to cook or that the kitchen's buried underneath a Mt Everest of whiskey bottles and uncleaned dishes, not because he's unable to whip himself up a basic meal. I highly doubt that Nick was fastidious about maintaining a constant supply of perishables like bread, milk, fruit and vegetables given his need to Uber Eats everything. Balldoguards will make dumb observations like "why didn't they make themselves sandwiches?" forgetting that this requires the bread to not be 2 weeks old and mouldy, if it ever existed at all.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I'd be surprised if he gets the 30 days and I imagine this must have come up in the two settlement conferences and I'm assuming the Judge gave some indication then.

Nick the Superlawyer said that the length of probation didn't come up during settlement agreement. He thought it was because his attorney outsmarted the prosecution and it was a huge win for him that they'd get to argue for better terms at sentencing.

 

[AltisticRight]

If my 17 year old son asked me to make him food at 11pm, I'd probably tell him that dinner was about 4 hours ago and that he needs to either eat with us at the table at that time, or sort himself out.

How often could this possibly be happening to merit a mention in the letter anyway??

17 and can't cook. Would rather eat the absolute disgusting goop skelly crocks up.
Truly a generation that's beyond fucked.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Nick the Superlawyer said that the length of probation didn't come up during settlement agreement. He thought it was because his attorney outsmarted the prosecution and it was a huge win for him that they'd get to argue for better terms at sentencing.

Lol. Really???

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Why is everybody in that family obsessed with how much the kids get driven around? Half of Robert's letter is about driving and it gets a mention in Kayla's too. They're your damn kids and you organized and set their schedules by choice, stop bitching about it for christ's sake.

Because they HATE their kids and only interact with them while driving. Which makes them feel like driving is such a burden. They only had kids to bilk the trust fund. If they could they would just have feral children. Let's be honest they are almost feral children.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It is very weird how much emphasize they put on how much outside activity they send their kids to.
Like, where is the time spent with the parents in their garden just being kids any having fun?

Seeing that picture of Kayla with her organizers autistically tracking and planning every minute of each kid's day combined with this retardation about driving the kids 120 miles (that is 192km) daily, I have a very weird feeling about how much free time the kids have.

From Spicer Minnesota to Wilmar, the next biggest town in the area, is 12 miles one way, other places are ~10 to 20 miles away. Nick can do a lot of driving to a lot of places with 120 miles daily. I'd really like to see the dash of the Rustang and how many miles it actually has. Because he should have racked up an easy 150k miles already if the miles per day were true.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I just don't understand this obsession that seemingly every Rekieta has with how unbearable driving is.

It keeps coming up over and over. Are their lives that easy that driving is all they have to worry about?

The driving is the hardship.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I'd really like to see the dash of the Rustang and how many miles it actually has.

Nicky is so pathetic we don't need a hardrive check but an odometer check.

Seeing that picture of Kayla with her organizers autistically tracking and planning every minute of each kid's day combined with this retardation about driving the kids 120 miles (that is 192km) daily, I have a very weird feeling about how much free time the kids have.

Were any of the activities stuff Kayla or the Skelly had to do with the kids, or were they all activities where they just dump the kids?

 

[TertiaryObjective]

It is very weird how much emphasize they put on how much outside activity they send their kids to.
Like, where is the time spent with the parents in their garden just being kids any having fun?

Seeing that picture of Kayla with her organizers autistically tracking and planning every minute of each kid's day combined with this retardation about driving the kids 120 miles ( that is 192km) daily, I have a very weird feeling about how much free time the kids have.

Those pages were mostly blank and she was copying stuff between planners, which is pure busywork someone would do when they want to avoid actually rearing children while tricking themselves into thinking they are, in fact, parenting.

 

[(°▽°)]

One of the law students I knew was pregnant, her husband was deployed

Many such cases!

 

[Vibralldo]

a PSI like this is a big long process which includes interviews, a recommendation like this likely reflects that Nick's risk factors came back very high and a recommendation of jail is pretty significant here because it shows they likely don't feel that Nick has shown that he understands what he did was wrong and why what he did was wrong.

Nick's blatantly stated that he did no wrong and that he'd use again the second he can.

I'm shocked the courts cared, I thought they'd pass him along with no penalty, but it shows how bad he fucked up.

 

[oh no im late for school]

huh, coulda swore i posted in here last night

is tomorrow's hearing at a specific time or is it just on the docket as a "they'll get to it when they get to it"?

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

huh, coulda swore i posted in here last night

is tomorrow's hearing at a specific time or is it just on the docket as a "they'll get to it when they get to it"?

Scheduled 10, will have to see

 

[ReverendVerse]

17 and can't cook. Would rather eat the absolute disgusting goop skelly crocks up.
Truly a generation that's beyond fucked.

My wife and I literally had a discussion about this yesterday regarding our toddler. My wife grew up never knowing how to cook because her mother made all her meals (she is an excellent cook now). I grew up cooking entire meals when I was 13. My mother worked evenings and my father worked overnight and I was tired of his cooking (which was boiling hot dogs and throwing frozen fries into the oven). I found I actually really enjoyed cooking and my mother encouraged it by buying me some nice cookbooks. My wife and I want our child, at a young age, to be active in the kitchen and learning those skills. Honestly, I think basic life skills such as cooking, laundry, balancing your bank account should be things we bring back to schools.