🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[SoyRageEngaged]

"Helleaurrr you absolute legends"
I fucking hate australians

 

[William_Sterog]

Another alleged defamation from Karl Wong.

He defamed Mitchell and possibly the judge, and now this:

https://youtu.be/28hdIqriCkw

 

[Black Hole Vacation]

Karl Ding Dong Wong

Did he really name his son, Maximus? What a fucking retard! That kid will get bullied and emotionally scarred in school because of his narcissistic dumbass dad.

Cunt named his kid after a sports drink

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

Not surprised he was a coomer.

"Helleaurrr you absolute legends"
I fucking hate australians

Fuck up cunt, or i'll fucking roll you mutt.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Not even a name like Maximilian, just Maximus Wong.

"My name is Maximus Wong. Son to a flatchested mother forced into making OnlyFans, son to a buckbroken father murdered by legal debts. And I will have my Dam 51 run."

 

[Near]

bros my life is fucked.... I owe Billy my house and wife
PLAY WAR THUNDER

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Reason I hate him so much?
In addition to the above, he believes the money is his right, not something he earned via hard work.

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All of his Youtube career was a massive grift, either stealing content from smaller communities, or making fun of a guy who sued him.
He could never have a normal job. He hates work.

 

[Fabazon'_']

Apparently the reason for his son's last name being his Asian wife's is due to him having Daddy issues (who would have guessed).

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Plus already expressing concerns on how Asian he will turn out to be?

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Although you got to give it to him, he really stepped up when it came to ensuring financial stability for his families future.

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Maximus Wong is probably the most autistic name I have ever heard. That kid is fucked lol

 

[Curious Lurker]

tranny arc when?

 

[shoashuffle]

Considering the revelation of his failed pickup career, that "Absolute legend" shit really was just him transfering lessons he learned on giving vague compliments to manipulate people.

 

[Recliner]

I think this dude payed for his wife. Like literally bought her because in those pick up videos the 1 girl that actually responded and wanted to talk to him he snubbed and walked away. He is an incel and was never actually interested in having a romantic relationship or women in general just ticking boxes.

 

[Near]

Reason I hate him so much?
In addition to the above, he believes the money is his right, not something he earned via hard work.

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All of his Youtube career was a massive grift, either stealing content from smaller communities, or making fun of a guy who sued him.
He could never have a normal job. He hates work.

None of these chucklefuck sellouts can handle work once they taste the gravy train.

In worst case scenario they become a DSP or Boogie, where their fuckups are renumerated by retard fans who feel bad for them. Karl is no different. I wonder just how many people will be stupid enough to bail him out of his massive fuckup of 350k dollars

 

[Fae Supremacist]

payed

 

[PsychoJenny]

Goose won.

 

[Urgunt]

What's even the point of suing Mitchell? Genuinely I don't get why speedrunning autists are so buckbroken about some Literal Who who cheated at fucking donkey kong. You ask the average zoomer who billy bitchell is they're gonna be confused, show them an image and they'll only know him as the giant head in that one regular show episode. These retards play with fire by suing a rich and famous man when the courts are designed to be in the favor of the elite, more than any other thing about Jobst this is the most retarded shit he did. Just settle out of court you dingofucker.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

What's even the point of suing Mitchell? Genuinely I don't get why speedrunning autists are so buckbroken about some Literal Who who cheated at fucking donkey kong. You ask the average zoomer who billy bitchell is they're gonna be confused, show them an image and they'll only know him as the giant head in that one regular show episode. These retards play with fire by suing a rich and famous man when the courts are designed to be in the favor of the elite, more than any other thing about Jobst this is the most retarded shit he did. Just settle out of court you dingofucker.

Mitchell sued him.
Karl Jobst refused to settle, true, but it was Mitchell who sued him.

 

[Urgunt]

Mitchell sued him.
Karl Jobst refused to settle, true, but it was Mitchell who sued him.

My bad, I don't really give a shit about speedrunning so I only have 3rd hand knowledge on this.

 

[p1138]

What's even the point of suing Mitchell? Genuinely I don't get why speedrunning autists are so buckbroken about some Literal Who who cheated at fucking donkey kong. You ask the average zoomer who billy bitchell is they're gonna be confused, show them an image and they'll only know him as the giant head in that one regular show episode. These retards play with fire by suing a rich and famous man when the courts are designed to be in the favor of the elite, more than any other thing about Jobst this is the most retarded shit he did. Just settle out of court you dingofucker.

You've got it backwards. Mitchell was suing the autists.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

My bad, I don't really give a shit about speedrunning so I only have 3rd hand knowledge on this.

You could try reading the OP.

 

[Urgunt]

You could try reading the OP.

I read a part of it but I glossed over the lolsuit parts, probably stupidly.