🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[shoashuffle]

"Maximus Wong" im fucking crying that is such a fucked up name for a kid

Imagine forcing such a horrible name on your son just to get back at your dad for telling you to get a life and stop playing n64 all day well into your late 20s.

 

[Shuhalo]

His Dad represented his country at the Olympics, while Karl will go down in history for naming his kid "Max Wong" and being the only person to lose to Billy Mitchel in a Court Case.
That apple got hucked far from the tree.

There was a...I am not sure what to call it. Bar? Night Club? In Brisbane that Karl goes to sometimes called "Netherworld" in Fortitude Valley, and they ran a drive a few years ago to help fund his legal case. Might be useful to keep an eye on it in case its a source of any milk in regards to them distancing themselves from Jobst, or even trying to recoup donations.

Link: https://www.netherworldarcade.com/bpac-2023-july-14th-to-23rd/

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Karl will go down in history for

achieving the high score in the Billy Mitchell lawsuit settlement category.

 

[Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo]

That's a bit late, but it was in my recommended videos after I watched Goose's latest video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTYp6CUjnUU

It seems like there's a new strat a bunch of people quickly matched Karl's lifetime achievement of Dam 52. You know the one he cried about. Goose believes that Dam 51 may very well be possible and Karl's big record will be snatched away from him. That's some pretty good timing I would say.

 

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Spoiler

Incase you are retarded, no this isn't real (as based as it would be). Its using a ML voice for him.

Next time you do it, make sure to use phonetic workarounds to avoid mispronunciations (like, write "easy scape" instead of "EZScape") and make sure the punctuation is flawless to ensure a correct flow of words

 

[Oliver Onions]

Never let it be said the Farms isn't a font of True & Honest information. I watched a ton of videos about his lawsuit as it was ongoing and it was only reading this OP that I finally learned the actual reason he was being sued.

Billy Mitchell is still a piece of shit, but Karl is a fucking idiot and I would not donate to his legal costs.

 

[Shokaract#2]

When Karl's son grows up, he is going to change his name from Maximus Wong to Maximus Mitchell.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Not even a name like Maximilian, just Maximus Wong.

The kid is going to hate him so much.

 

[Retarded INTP]

> Aussie
> Albino

Poor champ basically got spawnkilled

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

"Maximus Wong" im fucking crying that is such a fucked up name for a kid

living in South East Asia
i recall meeting a kid, his parents wanted to name him "Winner" to show how much of a winner and achiever their son is
but their english was bad, so his legal name was "Wiener"

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

"Maximus Wong" im fucking crying that is such a fucked up name for a kid

Karl and Musk always weirdly reminded me of each other. Turns out they both name their kids retarded shit.

 

[demicolon]

I think the only way Jobst can salvage his career:

i.e. not be Karl Jobst

Here's a better way:
1) Partner with Kick, stream hours-long daily gamba seshes while high on rama rama, phoning Billy once in a while that he's won his biggest bet yet and is totally going to pay off this monthly rate, then punch another hole in the wall screaming I CAN'T BELIEVE IT MAN I JUST LOST IT ALL while his terrified wife drops pork rind tendies on the floor.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Maximus Wong is going to end up committing a school shooting after penis inspection day.

 

[Radola Gajda]

Apparently the reason for his son's last name being his Asian wife's is due to him having Daddy issues (who would have guessed).

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Plus already expressing concerns on how Asian he will turn out to be?

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Although you got to give it to him, he really stepped up when it came to ensuring financial stability for his families future.

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I hate my family, but I will grift of their deaths . What piece of shit.
Also if he hates his father so much why he didnt change his surname to Wong?
Now his own child does not even share his surname.
Which imho is cuck behaviour.

 

[Zacharin X]

Karl Ding Dong Wong

Did he really name his son, Maximus? What a fucking retard! That kid will get bullied and emotionally scarred in school because of his narcissistic dumbass dad.

 

[666DEATHGAY]

Calling other gamers fags or jokes (that don't land) about getting raped like a schoolgirl in 2002 isn't really noteworthy imo, but talking about how you cum in the bathtub and your wife bathes in it publically in 2022 is crazy

 

[Dead Lion]

Calling other gamers fags or jokes (that don't land) about getting raped like a schoolgirl in 2002 isn't really noteworthy imo, but talking about how you cum in the bathtub and your wife bathes in it publically in 2022 is crazy

The most hilarious part of the-elite posting is how much of an open gooner he was.

I was swimming about on my dad’s ballsack in 2002 so i can’t really speak from personal experience but i don’t think hosting AMA’s for your own dick wasn’t a common sight on forums back then.

 

[Glowie]

Speed run suicide over crippling debts. Jobst easily owes half a mil to King of switching gaming cabinet boards.
He fucked over perfectly viable case by being retarded.
Edit: Apollo legends thanks for reminding me @Nobusuke Kishi

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Fuck Australians. Literal trash of the British, whom I didn't even know it was physically possible to go lower than.

 

[Viktor_Suvorov]

G'Day you absolute legends. Today the children locked in my basement will make an escape attempt speedrun any%. Should any of them fail they will never see the light of day again