🪦 Deceased Cooking with Simply Sara / Sara Potter

[Beezin'n'Wheezin]

Sara was a (laboured) breath of fresh air in the deathfat forum, not catty, petty or full of muh haes or mentuls bullshit

 

[Concerned Citizen]

She mentioned that lovely peppermint body wash. Is she doing MLM from her death bed?


This is surely a tragedy. Me and the Mr. did enjoy her cooking show, though lately it has been too much diet content. Perhaps the lack of crisco and garlic powder finally did her in?

 

[The Last Stand]

The actual cause of death.
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Rest in peace Miz Sara, for a lolcow you seemed to hate no one, you merely wanted to clog arteries with happiness. @Null another has passed on to the great pasture in the sky.

Either her own cooking killed her or her body gave out from too much fat. Regardless, this was inevitable. RIP.

 

[Jace on ice]

Keep an eye open for headlines about a crematorium fire in the near future. That's what happens when you try and melt these whales down.

 

[William F. Clinton]

RIP. May she bask in all the seed oils and trans-fats of the world beyond.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I just want to say that I had her in the Kiwi Farms Deathfat Death Pool

You and me both brother. Sara was morbidly obese, but she seemed like a nice person. Deathfats have to maintain a level of evil to stay alive, this is a fact.

RIP Simply Sara, you were too good for this (fat) world.

 

[waffle]

That's a bummer, agree it was nice to see somebody with a good outlook for once. The simpler cows are always a pallet cleanser.

For some reason my brain was feeding me info about Kay's Cooking until i clicked through.

 

[whotfsaidthat]

its insane how long she was able to pull through. a live full of gluttony.

 

[Hoi Polloi]

Well friends, that's it. Sara went to that big buffet in the sky last night. There isn't an online obituary to post yet and it's unclear what the actual cause of death was. I don't have the time to sit and collect all the posts but here are a couple of Sara's last posts about herself being ill with "a virus" that caused vomiting, and now her wall is flooded with RIP messages. I just want to say that I had her in the Kiwi Farms Deathfat Death Pool and gave compelling arguments for why she was indefinitely on her way out next but every idiot insisted it was Chantal. Chantal is a cockroach, Sara was teetering on the edge of death for the past 5 years and mainlining lard while nearly 50Wyświetl załącznik 7189304Wyświetl załącznik 7189346Wyświetl załącznik 7189347
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Sounds an awful lot like Norovirus. Not typically fatal but I guess if anyone is going to die due to it, it's going to be a deathfat.

RIP

 

[Meiwaku]

Either her own cooking killed her or her body gave out from too much fat. Regardless, this was inevitable. RIP.

Fats are more susceptible to viral infections and illnesses because they have a lowered immune system.

Shes making macaroni salad for Terry and Lowtax as we speak

 

[anliteralidiot]

Oh shit. That neck gunt finally strangled her.

 

[Sand]

Simply Sara finally died? I’m amazed she lasted as long as she did. I will miss her utterly repulsive recipes.

 

[Barry Williams]

A three dimensional experience from the pantry to the grave.

 

[Jex]

God loves fat people so much that he wants to see them as soon as possible.

 

[Billy Fackin' Kimber]

Ah, it finally happened. The most cheerful deathfat. No whining, body positivity or any of that shit. Aside from being a drag on the healthcare system, all she did was make outrageous foods and breathe heavily. RIP, may you bring your macaroni salad to fallen warriors in valhalla.

 

[Swamp_City]

Rest in peace Sara

You were quiet, you were sweet, and you sure as hell loved to eat.

 

[frogbutts]

Oh, this is sad news. Sara was wholesome. Probably one of the most wholesome people on the site. RIP Sara.

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

Well friends, that's it. Sara went to that big buffet in the sky last night. There isn't an online obituary to post yet and it's unclear what the actual cause of death was. I don't have the time to sit and collect all the posts but here are a couple of Sara's last posts about herself being ill with "a virus" that caused vomiting, and now her wall is flooded with RIP messages. I just want to say that I had her in the Kiwi Farms Deathfat Death Pool and gave compelling arguments for why she was indefinitely on her way out next but every idiot insisted it was Chantal. Chantal is a cockroach, Sara was teetering on the edge of death for the past 5 years and mainlining lard while nearly 50Wyświetl załącznik 7189304Wyświetl załącznik 7189346Wyświetl załącznik 7189347
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"My heart is heavy"
And so was Sara's. RIP

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Rest in power Sara, I will consume an entire shot glass full of mayonnaise in your honor

 

[FatalTater]

Sara was what, 44? 45? I was sure she'd be making giant bowls of calories for at least another decade.

Rest In Pepperoni, Queen. You were one of the good ones.