Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

Wait what they do?

Okay maybe I'll make an appointment soon
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I knew a girl that had hip long hair, and she had to cut it to shoulder length, because she didn't cut it for years. She also straightened them, so it was worse, but you get my point
 
this man is introverted (as in "I feel drained interacting with people", not as in "I'm shy and socially retarded").
As a result, he is not very good at structuring and communicating his ideas effectively, and mostly just stays silent, observing, during group conversations.
I am an introvert. IRL, I will talk your fucking ear off.
Married to an introvert. He is a man of few words, but when he does speak, everyone shuts up and listens. He's a fucking genius at communicating effectively, absolutely marvellous. Minimum of words to express maximum of ideas.

I don't know where you get your idea of introvert, but it sounds fake and gay.
He can be charismatic and talk to women and not sounding too much like a retard
This is something only women would know, not the man himself.
how not to be a socially retarded manchild and how behave around women
Then how come you can't demonstrate it here?
women are usually the ones who approach me and not the other way around
I have no idea why. I don't think I look like a Chad, so I assume it's due to my personality or just luck.
"Are you in line?" is not women "approaching" you at the grocery store, fren.

Do we have a male advice thread? I'd love to ask moids why the fuck all you faggots are so obsessed with finding a woman to date and why you treat it like some gay computer game quest. Why can't you just live your lives? What's wrong with just doing the hobbies you enjoy, going the places you like, and dressing the way you want to dress? Why the fuck are you selecting hobbies and places and looks because you want to ensnare some poor woman, not because you value her as a person, but because she's female and you need a female, any fucking female, to complete your existence? Why are your lives so empty without us? And why the fuck do you think being such an empty vessel of a human being provides any sort of value to a woman's life?

No woman wants a man who has changed how he looks and thinks and speaks just to snag a female.

Be you. If you don't like your appearance, change it for you. Not for what you think some imaginary future girlfriend will want.

But if you like your head hair, or your facial hair, or your model trains hobby, then fucking keep it. You want to be miserable and fake just to get your dick wet? Fuck you.

All these faggot questions about altering your appearance or hobbies or approach to get a date are retarded. It's like you're all penises without a human attached. Operating only at a base lizard brain level.

Bunch of homos, I wish you'd just fuck other men.
 
(...)Be you. If you don't like your appearance, change it for you. Not for what you think some imaginary future girlfriend will want. (...) Why are your lives so empty without us?
It truly warms my heart to see this indestructible nugget of hidden optimism beyond your prickly exterior, Wise Elder. But, I think you already answered the question you pose later in this post here, earlier. Let me find it again...
Men are not ensouled unless their mother orgasmed during their conception.
Ah, there it is!

Even in my personal life I find it more believable every day. I'm glad I read such a concise encapsulation of a vague hunch I've had for a while now.
 
Be you. If you don't like your appearance, change it for you. Not for what you think some imaginary future girlfriend will want.
Changing my appearance means nothing to me
My identity is not tied to my hair, clothes, hobbies, the things I like or even my thoughts and feelings
All of those can and have been changed throughout the years, but I will always be me.
I am who I want to be, and I want to be somebody who is attractive to my imaginary future girlfriend.
I won't change into something I don't like, but I am willing to change into something I would like, but I don't yet know I would like

You want to be miserable and fake just to get your dick wet?
If I wanted to be that guy I could buy a whore, give drugs to some festival girl, hit up on older women at bars, make moves on retarded girls, or girls with low self esteem with scars on their wrists, or women in prison who need their bonds paid, I could promise a green card to some foreign lady, I could message women on sex offender lists, etc...
I can think of a thousand ways to get easy puss, without minimal changes to my life, but none of them would make me happy
I just want somebody I can respect, and who wants to start a family with me
 
If I wanted to be that guy I could buy a whore, give drugs to some festival girl, hit up on older women at bars, make moves on retarded girls, or girls with low self esteem with scars on their wrists, or women in prison who need their bonds paid, I could promise a green card to some foreign lady, I could message women on sex offender lists, etc...
I can think of a thousand ways to get easy puss, without minimal changes to my life, but none of them would make me happy
I just want somebody I can respect, and who wants to start a family with me
Thank you for your explanation, I understand more about you now.

I think your hair looks great, don't change a thing about your appearance.
 
Changing my appearance means nothing to me
My identity is not tied to my hair, clothes, hobbies, the things I like or even my thoughts and feelings
All of those can and have been changed throughout the years, but I will always be me.
I am who I want to be, and I want to be somebody who is attractive to my imaginary future girlfriend.
I won't change into something I don't like, but I am willing to change into something I would like, but I don't yet know I would like
Try being a faggot instead then. Their dating/love pool is... lovely and colorful. You deserve to experience such displays of passion and excellence in your unfortunate autism. You want to fuck yourself basically. You are "that guy".

Tell me how old are you? In your 20s? I know some guys in their late 30s who still aren't quite sure if they are who they want to be. No one really is, ever. Maybe temporarily, but life is always changing.
Attraction is the least of your concerns, and your imaginary future girlfriend assuming you find one; will be a person not some fucking doll. Remember that. Maybe you should try to understand the complexities of human bonds before you even think about your love quest because socially you sound not unlike Chris Chan right now. At least your username matches the arrogance and autism. There are people willing to give you actual advice but if you want to act like a tough guy, the "strong, silent type" who has no flaws or sees none in himself, then this isn't the thread to do that shit in and you're better off asking dudes or people irl who will sugarcoat things.
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
I'm not in a position to decline any friendships at the moment so of course I would.

You seem to be hung up on the superficial aspect of this. I simply reached a point where I realized women never give anything up worth knowing in these probing/prodding hormone infused conversations. Serious, not serious, married and unmarried... many decades worth. I would love to attend a dinner or perhaps other outing where information is caringly exchanged... divulged even. But that does not happen there either. It's stumbled upon, making pillow talk more of an irritation. What is the point other than testing whether I am willing to entertain it and seeing what slips once I'm spent?
You are a retard its not a shitest but bonding time after sex . No wonder no woman stuck around
 
No I just consider statements like these:



Should I ignore and disregard them as you do just because they were written by a female? I am also not single, but we can both pretend if you need to.
Let me explain, Dr. Weeb. I was being facetious, as "post-nut clarity" is understood to be, as Dorothy puts it,
"when you realize you fucked someone you can't stand so you go cold"
You came here pretending YOU are in good faith and having sex with women you imagine have all these evil intentions in your post-coital conversations, so I was pretending to believe you and ask you what you meant. Obviously you hate these people and your choice of words showed that. I was pretending to ask if it meant your life was meaningless outside the pursuit of the coom when in reality I am very much aware that it is, and that what you meant
I swear women can sense this and will prod more and more during this time.
Is that you are mentally ill and whoring with people you don't like, and coming to the wahmen thread pretending to ask us for advice because you are a sad sorry failure of a miserable human being who wants to hurt the maximum number of people. I think most here can see that.
 
Women, I need fashion advice.
Asking for a friend who needs help in his love quest

Ponder the picture below and tell me if this man looks like a complete retard that should go to a barber, or if this is fine
If the former, please provide suggestions
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It is also not my fault that women also have a seldomly controlled impulse to gossip and spread the information they do get to strengthen their own relationships with other women.
Its not my fault, it's women's!
As if women don't grapple more issues in their life than you do on a daily fucking basis. Every fucking day my mother goes through 10x the amount of mental processing I do as a guy. Let's not get into that though. Let's "circle back" to what you've just shown yourself to be (pretty much a bold misogynistic POS). You're exactly what most of the women on the farms talk about, all the time. You're a disgrace. I have no advice here; other than maybe praying for you to change your ways. But that's a tall order it seems, so you can go fuck yourself. Most of the oldfags that have stayed here really are FAGS or just lame these days.

Ponder the picture below and tell me if this man looks like a complete retard that should go to a barber, or if this is fine
If the former, please provide suggestions
You just need to brush or comb it.
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
You came here pretending YOU are in good faith and having sex with women you imagine have all these evil intentions in your post-coital conversations, so I was pretending to believe you and ask you what you meant. Obviously you hate these people and your choice of words showed that.

I simply inquire as to why women solicit this sort of information when a man is in this state. Especially since they are unwilling to give any of the same at the same time.

Its not my fault, it's women's!
As if women don't grapple more issues in their life than you do on a daily fucking basis. Let's not get into that though.

I appreciate you being at this level of importance yet still able to find the time for me here now, and all the effort you've put in. Remarkable.
 
I simply inquire as to why women solicit this sort of information when a man is in this state. Especially since they are unwilling to give any of the same at the same time.
Can you give me a concrete example? I have difficulties understanding what you actually mean. After sex you are somehow more susceptible to give answers you might regret? Why?
 
I think he means autistic butthurt meltdown of his wounded ego. Can't say for sure behind all the irony poisoning and indirect wordings.
 
Can you give me a concrete example? I have difficulties understanding what you actually mean. After sex you are somehow more susceptible to give answers you might regret? Why?
He thinks that while his dick won't work he's uwu vulnerable and the succubus in bed with him is just there to extract the glory of his beautiful inner world and use it for nefarious purposes against him because he's just that important.

I suspect he's boring and bad in bed.
 
"Ladies, I got old and my dick doesn't work right.

I don't know how to leave women satisfied so they won't have a nap and cuddle afterwards. They have instead started to talk idle gossip and about other people's sexual adventures.

Gym bros have told me that it's perfectly normal not to coom because their dicks have shrunk from steroid abuse.

What do?"
 
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