💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Watching Rekieta]

He said the gift involved a laser cutter/engraver, and he claimed to get one recently.

Who does he know with the simple computer and mechanical skills that can get it to work? Unless his kid is into it, he has a giant paperweight.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Out of curiosity, I checked his Locals numbers. The sixteen posts since November 16 ("Dear Diary") had on average 75 (min:37, max:149, median:67) likes and 37 (min:4, max:87, median:37) comments. Current userbase is 47.6k. Non-subscribers can like, but only subscribers can comment. On the average post, 0.15% of the userbase leave a like, 0.07% leave a comment (assuming that every comment is from a unique user, which is unlikely). On a platform made for superfans, that's pretty shit.

Making the not obviously crazy assumption that those 37 comments on average mostly come from the same ~30 or so balldo enthusiasts, one can guess how many subscribers he has left. If the regular commenters are 1% of subscribers, then that's 3000 subs = $15000; 5% -> 600 subs = $3000; 10% -> 300 subs = $1500; etc. Given how little Nick cares about the platform despite being broke, it's probably well below 600 subs now.

At least the 5k gift will be cheap.

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Why can't you get a nanny, Nick? Is there something you don't want outsiders to see?

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Seen while browsing old Locals posts, funny in hindsight.

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Great work on the numbers, I've drawn similar conclusions shortly after the arrest, but it's looking more dire these days based on (lack of) engagement.

Also that pic of Kayla is so performative and odd. She's still in the bedroom. Makes ya think- was that the only clean corridor they could shoot a pic in the house? Was Kayla stuck in bed, even back then in 2021? Odd posture for working (again, performative, showing ugly tattoos). Oily hair. Bed clearly not made. Disgusting.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Great work on the numbers, I've drawn similar conclusions shortly after the arrest, but it's looking more dire these days based on (lack of) engagement.

Also that pic of Kayla is so performative and odd. She's still in the bedroom. Makes ya think- was that the only clean corridor they could shoot a pic in the house? Was Kayla stuck in bed, even back then in 2021? Odd posture for working (again, performative, showing ugly tattoos). Oily hair. Bed clearly not made. Disgusting.

Before his appearance, there were exactly 3 people who posted anything in a week, and 2-4 posts per day.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Before his appearance, there were exactly 3 people who posted anything in a week, and 2-4 posts per day.

Still_Life doesn't count as people.

 

[Desktop User2]

Does anyone expect this freak to pick up that greasy wet slop with chopsticks?

I believe he has the discipline to eat grain by grain going by his work ethic.

Bit of a tangent here, but this fried rice fad is even more embarrassing than the hamburger one that still endures. Both are slop that are cool when you dont have the time to cook or have a bunch of shit on your fridge but to proudly post or discuss the intricacies of it is ridiculous.

 

[ZipDisk]

So the plea agreement is binding. Thank you.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Bit of a tangent here, but this fried rice fad is even more embarrassing than the hamburger one that still endures. Both are slop that are cool when you dont have the time to cook or have a bunch of shit on your fridge but to proudly post or discuss the intricacies of it is ridiculous.

He is looking for that juicy Uncle Roger colab

"Cooking with the Cuck"

So the plea agreement is binding. Thank you.

Once the judge accept it, yes. Sentencing is on April 18th.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

A new missive from the Balldo Bunker:
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And then there’s a photo of what appears to be a bowl of vomit:
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I really want to see another Balldo wet brain stream, just pure drunken madness and rage mixed with gay innuendos about Steeltoe.
Come on Nick, embrace your bisexuality! Show those kiwi chuds that love ALWAYS wins!

 

[Vibralldo]

He is looking for that juicy Uncle Roger colab

"Cooking with the Cuck"

"Fwee-yo! That rice look more fucked up than your wife! No wonder your kids starving!"

 

[Lian Xing]

I wonder what hilarious TTS voices he will come up with.

Is there enough audio floating around from Judge Pussy Liquor to make a voice?

 

[dustnight]

The one thing he’ll never admit to: being a trust-fund nepobaby failson.

Wrong again kiwiprude! it's nepograndbaby

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

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"Fwee-yo! That rice look more fucked up than your wife! No wonder your kids starving!"

Only magic white powder you should be putting in your body is MSG, nephew Balldo!

 

[ChromaQuack]

discuss the intricacies of it is ridiculous.

I will food sperg about his inability to cook food, nitpick every single aspect and call him a bloody retarded donkey because it is my duty as a kiwi spastic. There is no other way we are going to collectively re-educate our adopted 40-going-70 year old manchild if we don't actively deconstruct every single aspect of his persona until he is nothing but a white, clean slate able to be molded into something resembling a man, a duty that otherwise belonged to his parents and a duty that they have thoroughly neglected.

And sperg I must so I will:

The spring onions are so fucking burned they look like they came from a southern Californian farm, the rice is so goddamn greasy you could confuse it for a wop's forehead, the frying temperature was so low that it broke the record for coldest thing in the Rekieta household right after April's bleeding cooch. I give this rice plate a 0/10 and move to have the death penalty on this man's head, your honor.

 

[Maraschino]

Looks like Lieutenant Dan is leading the charge to get his stepdaughter divorced from this clown. The overt and unashamed simping for April makes more sense now.

Kayla's dad Dan, by all accounts, has been described as incredibly devout and serious, and a dedicated family man.

Otherwise, the literal opposite of Nick. I don't think for even a second Dan would approve of Nick teaching children that Jesus was "just some guy" or that the Bible said that actually it's okay to engage in threesomes and have affairs.

Nick has brought shame to his daughter and traumatized his children (Dan's grandchildren), and he continues to spit in the face of his marriage and bring shame to not just his own family, but his in-laws (i.e. Dan's family). I bet Kayla's family knows exactly what he's doing, and a non-zero chance at least some of them are getting information from this very thread. Nick is lucky that Dan hasn't just decided to break both of his fucking legs by now. Saying Dan is the culprit for leading the charge to get Nick divorced from Kayla is like saying Nick is an alcoholic: it's the most obvious conclusion.

"Fwee-yo! That rice look more fucked up than your wife! No wonder your kids starving!"

You got it backwards. "Fuiyoh" is when Uncle Roger sees something he approves of. "Haiyah" is when he sees something that he doesn't.

 

[Melty Butter]

Just a reminder that this is the man who Nick called "retarded" who had a "psychotic break":

Nick and Kayla's wedding + Dan's Hawaiian themed 60th birthday celebration that was filled with his kids and grandkids:

Some others:

By all accounts, he is a modest man and model citizen. This man embraced Shari's kids (as she did his), was a foster father to at least three kids, maintains a good relationship with Dan Woltjer (and Bob Rekieta), and is a leader in his church.

I imagine, like many men of his generation, he speaks through his wife. There are too many pics of him with Nick's kids on Shari's FB to show (I don't have the patience to blur the faces). She recognized every birthday of her grandkids and in-laws until the arrest. This one was for Nick's birthday:

Except for his heartfelt plea to Kayla on October 21, 2024, Dan Sletta has been completely silent on social media since the arrest.

Nick, I've never told anyone to kill themselves, bridge too far for me. But, y'know, consider it.

 

[Vibralldo]

You got it backwards. "Fuiyoh" is when Uncle Roger sees something he approves of. "Haiyah" is when he sees something that he doesn't.

I need to watch more of the funny yellow rice man

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You guys are being too hard on Nick's cooking. My cats saw that picture on my screen and got really excited and started meowing like crazy. They wouldn't shut up until I fed them their can of cat-goy slop cat food.

 

[PhoBingas]

And then there’s a photo of what appears to be a bowl of vomit:

Fuck, that's actual human food and not that gourmet dog food rich fuckers buy their carpet-pissing lapdogs?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Fuck, that's actual human food and not that gourmet dog food rich fuckers buy their carpet-pissing lapdogs?

Maybe its authentic Chinese, using the bathroom dog as ingredients.
With Lord Balldo you never know, he might think drowning and eating the family pug is a good idea.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Is he really this retarded or just pretending? Does he not understand some private businesses are open to the public either in part or in full while other private businesses are not? There's also a difference between going to a private business during hours of operation, or periods where they accept visitors, and showing up knowingly that you're not invited and/or during periods where a business is closed to try to gain entry or otherwise molest the premises of the business.

Rot Brain Rekieta, got that alcohol and cocaine rotted brain.