💼 Careercow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Robot Gentleman]

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I was told you guys might like this.

Why would I want to talk to him?

 

[Tranhuviya]

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I was told you guys might like this.

Ask for Julie.

 

[Operator]

User:EvaXephon on Wikipedia (archive.is)
User contributions (archive.is)
Busty Anime Babes Etcetera (archive.is, alt)
Suicideforum.com thread (archive.is, proof)

 

[RK 672]

Eva has sperged on Wikipedia in the past.

https://en.wikipedia.org/?title=Talk:Neon_Genesis_Evangelion/Archive_2 (http://archive.is/2Gjun)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:EvaXephon (http://archive.is/hAiIr)

I'm not sure why he used his page to put some code on, especially after not using it for two years:
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:EvaXephon&oldid=256038658 (http://archive.is/6QXw9)

This is page worthy. Alex's fictional country in the Middle East "inhabited by an extremely high amount of "Busty Anime Babes" – females having large, full bosoms, and pleasing curves, whom are depicted in the popular style of animation that originated from Japan."
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:EvaXephon&oldid=22894833 (http://archive.is/kIhKw)
Even made another user page for it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:B.A.B.E. (http://archive.is/9YWze)
Which Wikipedia autist tried having it deleted? The answer will not surprise you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:B.A.B.E.&action=history (http://archive.is/0igoD)

Eva's user talk page (before it was blanked):
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:EvaXephon&oldid=99727849 (http://archive.is/QBAd2)

Eva gives his thoughts on the Moon landing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Moon_landing_conspiracy_theories/Archive_11 (http://archive.is/FSe2K)

User:EvaXephon on Wikipedia
User contributions (http://archive.is/WRyic)
Busty Anime Babes Etcetera (alt)

Make sure to archive your links.

 

[Operator]

Make sure to archive your links.

Will do, thanks.

 

[Robot Gentleman]

This is page worthy. Alex's fictional country in the Middle East "inhabited by an extremely high amount of "Busty Anime Babes" – females having large, full bosoms, and pleasing curves, whom are depicted in the popular style of animation that originated from Japan."
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:EvaXephon&oldid=22894833 (http://archive.is/kIhKw)
Even made another user page for it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:B.A.B.E. (http://archive.is/9YWze)
Which Wikipedia autist tried having it deleted? The answer will not surprise you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:B.A.B.E.&action=history (http://archive.is/0igoD)

This in particular interests me.

So apparently Eva was friends with "LordNeblim"? As far as I can tell, the two were pretty close (or at least as close as two people can get on the internet).

The rest of it just shows how perverted both of them were:

 

[vertexwindi]

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I was told you guys might like this.

Someone call him up and ask for Battletoads :-)

 

[Lalala]

This in particular interests me.

So apparently Eva was friends with "LordNeblim"? As far as I can tell, the two were pretty close (or at least as close as two people can get on the internet).

The rest of it just shows how perverted both of them were:

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I don't normally do the whole offended on behalf of my gender' thing but reading this honestly makes me want to chop his cock off with rusty scissors.

 

[Czolg]

I don't normally do the whole offended on behalf of my gender' thing but reading this honestly makes me want to chop his cock off with rusty scissors.

Our Eva boy tends to forget that females are humans and not some kind of fuckdolls made for his amusement.

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

When ya ask if stuff is written and you get a fan fiction

 

[Sempai]

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I was told you guys might like this.

Nice try, but the voicemail doesn't sound like him. Maybe you got this Alex and the other one mixed up?
Also, it's a 310 area code, and that area code is for Los Angeles.

 

[DorthVader]

So this is where this stuff from the deviantART feed came from, This game sounds promising and a waste of money at the same time.

 

[DumbCWCQuote]

This in particular interests me.

So apparently Eva was friends with "LordNeblim"? As far as I can tell, the two were pretty close (or at least as close as two people can get on the internet).

The rest of it just shows how perverted both of them were:

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The fuck did I just read?

 

[Nina]

Yanderedev is a pedo

 

[Caesare]

This in particular interests me.

So apparently Eva was friends with "LordNeblim"? As far as I can tell, the two were pretty close (or at least as close as two people can get on the internet).

The rest of it just shows how perverted both of them were:

Perverted, and retarded.

 

[Haimura]

"I'm pretty envious of my older brother, he has a job in X field."

you gotta take in consideration how Lunar Scythe's plot was about edgymc having a complex over her sister being loved since she was capable of everything, while EdgyMC wasn't loved and had nothing on her other than sharp edges.

 

[Nekomata12]

I found this amusing, Eva's dream game ("Skyrim with more variety and 'every NPC is a hot female' mod):

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http://skullheart.com/index.php?threads/if-you-could-create-the-game-of-your-dreams.349/ (http://archive.is/lTm5c)

Ironically that's basically already possible in Skyrim with a couple of sexy women mods and the Skyrim ascendancy engine

Perhaps if Eva had tried making some mods for pre-existing games he could have honed his programming skills and he wouldn't be in the mess he is now.

You might be familiar with YandereClicker, but Alex made another clicker game. It won't surprise you.

I love that the upgrades are literally the exact same as Cookie Clicker, except instead of grandmas it's girlfriends.

The rest of it just shows how perverted both of them were:

Genuinely awful, and I'm willing to bet all the inhabitants of this fictional Middle Eastern country aren't Arabs. He should have stuck with the name B.A.B.L. because like the Tower of Babel it's a testament to his arrogance

 

[Carcinogenesis]

Am i too late to share this secret EvaXephon fanfic?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2642399/1/I-Am-Your-Slave

Yes you are...everyone already knows about his shitty fanfic and that Lurkette's reading it on her YT channel. Can you even read?

 

[MagneticTowels]

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So Eva even has his own CWCville?

 

[Paco's Chili Holocaust]

I really wish this fucking prick's crybaby Twitch video would stop showing up in my recommended videos.