💼 Careercow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Nekomata12]

He looks like Alex and Fred Armisen had a baby

 

[Anti-Everything]

So I found a game listed on his linkedin page...
https://www.linkedin.com/in/alexander-mahan-40b90277/
And apparently he worked on a game called Girl Fight, shouldn't be really suprising actually.

I bet he was Associate Designer...
And then i looked up a review of it (cause i dont want to waste 10 fucking dollars on that stupid game)
and apparently they said (link provided)

http://kotaku.com/girl-fight-would-be-more-interesting-if-it-was-more-off-1405832013

Well sounds just like that fucking retard doesn't it?

actuall fucking screenshot from this pre yandere simulator fetish game

 

[MagneticTowels]

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[Jaimas]

Fixed for accuracy.

Seriously, how some people think this fetish simulator game has any chance of getting made, with everything we know about Alex, is mind boggling.

I actually wouldn't doubt him getting it made. If he has any redeeming value it's that he can actually put his beak to the grindstone when he has absolutely no other option. That's not the real issue there. The question is: "Can it be done this side of this decade?"

The answer is no, because Alex has no idea what the fuck he's doing and is drunk on attention.

This is a game that had both potential and a market for it. It was a decent idea that had some huge market appeal for a bevy of reasons, and most of that has amounted to fuck all so far. At this point it's a matter of time before one of three things happens first: He gives up on it entirely, someone else beats him to the fucking punch, or he self-destructs entirely. Either way, the patreon gravy train dries up.

 

[IngusNSFW]

Here you go
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There was also a video from back in November where he claims that Osana will be ready in "another month or two months"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PvMlR0zrPVA

Thanks~

 

[José Mourinho]

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Any idea which video is this from?

Edit: nvm it's this one maybe

 

[RK 672]

Any idea which video is this from?

Edit: nvm it's this one maybe
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ye8LhFcWqsI

It is. Check the pinned comments.

 

[IAmNotDavid]

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There is about a 16 year age difference between them. Gabriel is currently 44. I'm not sure whether they have the same mother given that Theresa Mahan (Alex's mother) is 59.

The birthday wishes seem sincere enough, but Alex has never mentioned siblings or anything about his Mother.

I find it odd that unlike other cows Alex has been doing a fairly good job of covering up his family life. You would think that he would make a comment like "If my Dad can get a second wife, why can't I even get a single girlfriend?" Or "I'm pretty envious of my older brother, he has a job in X field."

Either way, good find.

 

[Accel_Rider]

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Maybe if he keep this attitude up he can be the new Derek Smart

 

[RK 672]

I found this amusing, Eva's dream game ("Skyrim with more variety and 'every NPC is a hot female' mod):

http://skullheart.com/index.php?threads/if-you-could-create-the-game-of-your-dreams.349/ (http://archive.is/lTm5c)

 

[Strelok]

Maybe if he keep this attitude up he can be the new Derek Smart

Don't say his name. I don't think even the farms can withstand Smart's bloated ego and multi paragraph rants. We don't want to summon him like Bloody Mary in the mirror.

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

Don't say his name. I don't think even the farms can withstand Smart's bloated ego and multi paragraph rants. We don't want to summon him like Bloody Mary in the mirror.

He already swore bloody vengeance on the Farms for our sins against Something Awful.

 

[Jaimas]

He already swore bloody vengeance on the Farms for our sins against Something Awful.

Which is hilarious when you remember that he's on the friends lists of like 40 Kiwis on Twitter.

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

Which is hilarious when you remember that he's on the friends lists of like 40 Kiwis on Twitter.

I had hoped he would make the jump, personally. He seems like a prime candidate for domestication. As I understand it, that's basically the setup over on SA.

 

[MarkXT9000]

Am i too late to share this secret EvaXephon fanfic?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2642399/1/I-Am-Your-Slave

 

[RK 672]

Some more sock posts advertising his articles.

Can I hit on girls at anime conventions?

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/2000122-anime-and-manga-social/59561290 (http://archive.is/uB1iv)

"We are only one month into 2011, but already, the game of the year has been decided.

Can you name even ONE other game that lets you brush insects off of a girl's breasts? Huh? No, you can't. That's because this feature is ONLY in Dream Club Zero. And that's why Dream Club Zero is game of the year."

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/999444-dream-c-club-zero/58001978 (http://archive.is/jSF7d)

Here's some guy's article about how a character's boobs have changed over the years. And here's another article by that same guy.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/990149-the-king-of-fighters-xiii/56662255 (http://archive.is/lXZ8B)

"Wow, the Dragon Quest series is filled with hot, sexy, busty women!" (title)

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/583527-dragon-quest-viii-journey-of-the-cursed-king/56663314 (http://archive.is/F5ip8)

"Absolute BS...so it's okay to showcase games about decapitating people, but it's not okay to let a woman dress the way she wants to? Screw you, Penny Arcade..."
"I believe that Samus Aran is beautiful and respectable, and I wish to marry her."

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/637317-lollipop-chainsaw/62491037 (http://archive.is/CXjn3)

"Has anyone else noticed that every female in this game is a total BABE? They've all got huge boobs and perfect bodies. Other games have hot girls, too, but Magna Carta's number of sexy women is through the roof."

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/930253-magna-carta-2/56662193 (http://archive.is/YpZKD)

The moment I get my hands on this game, I'm gonna do exactly what this guy did, who is totally not me.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/971478-rock-band-3/56724789 (http://archive.is/vlXeQ)

Am i too late to share this secret EvaXephon fanfic?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2642399/1/I-Am-Your-Slave

Yes. A forum goer has even started doing a dramatic reading of it:

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Am i too late to share this secret EvaXephon fanfic?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2642399/1/I-Am-Your-Slave

Way, way late. Someone on here has even started doing dramatic readings on it.

 

[Operator]

I was told you guys might like this.

 

[RK 672]

You might be familiar with YandereClicker, but Alex made another clicker game. It won't surprise you.

http://evaxephon.com/BoobieClicker.html (http://archive.is/SowIV)

Alex asks for help with this game.
http://answers.unity3d.com/questions/567138/how-do-i-to-make-the-unity-web-player-resize-at-ru.html (http://archive.is/DNB64)
https://forum.unity3d.com/threads/i-cant-get-the-unity-web-player-to-resize-at-runtime.208067/ (http://archive.is/fB2zr)

 

[BananaBoner]

"The writer of the article looks creepy as hell"

I've been lurking this thread for such a long time now and even though none of his perving comes as a surprise anymore... it still kind of baffles me how he fucked up covering his tracks so badly. He clearly shat himself when people made the connection between his new internet persona and EvaXephon. It's just so laughable how much of his pathetic drooling you can dig up now.

He just kinda gave up, married his hand and decided to bare all his fantasies on the internet. ...and then he backpedals a bit and expects people to ignore all that and treat him respectfully like he's serious business.

...With a fap fantasy school girl game, of all things.