💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[not william stenchever]

He's getting convicted. It's on tape.

You can dodge a dozen projectiles through sheer retard luck and catch the last one because you turn around, get out your phone, and say "hey dude look at this" *splat*

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Its worth remembering that the reason Aaron got fired off radio several years ago was a harassement incident concerning I think some woman involved in radio. St. Cloud isn't a big town by any means and memories of good old Steel Toe in that incident could be playing in how this case is being handled. His first wife was also (by reputation) a fairly well liked person in that area. That is the first wife he ditched for April.

A few matters of correction (without toeguarding): Aaron didn't cheat on Ashley with April. They were broken up (I think even divorced) by the time April glommed onto the Toe. He did cheat on Ashley with other women, just not April. The Radio Host/DJ (and also station) Aaron started a (1-sided) beef with was in Des Moines, because she got a job Aaron wanted. The Des Moines LAZR 103.3 station and DJ barely knew of the beef until the Internet informed them of it, which would ultimately lead to Aaron's (forced) transition to Internet broadcaster. A true WIN for the Toe!

Imagine if Nick emailed all his 5K Locals and said that the gift is a personalized audio message addressing a topic of their choosing. He could just send an audio file to his paypigs. It's free and would be fodder for the Internet and the Farms for days.

Are you insane? This dude works 5 times a year and you want him to record 5k personalized messages about random topics?

Agreeing with DU2. Assuming Nick could knock the audio out in a minute per, and that all 5000 people actually respond, that'd be over 2 solid weeks of work (nearly 84 hours). That's more than Nick has done since 2023.

THAT said, hand making something at home would be way more time than a minute per gift, even just some felt hot glued to a canvas would be like 5 minutes per. What a fucking moron.

 

[Desktop User2]

THAT said, hand making something at home would be way more time than a minute per gift, even just some felt hot glued to a canvas would be like 5 minutes per. What a fucking moron.

He will make the kids do macaroni art for the women and send a signed butthole pic for the men.

 

[Folgers Can]

God can we have the story move on without having to listen to those retarded gay side characters? I can't stand listening or reading about the smug faced flat chested bitch Keanu and his mongoloid husband.

Nick can take the blame for foisting knowledge of their existence onto everyone, as his constant seething at them as much as at Aaron is the only content he produces now. For example, yesterday's clip of Geanu's judge interview was pure catnip sure to get the non-practicing lawyer former lawyer full-time YouTube commenter to sit and critique the client consultation skills of a retired judge whose illustrious career worthy of a published memoir spans 59 years of a still-active license started almost two decades before little babby Nick even learned to walk:

[L]

Trying to figure out the backstory to Judge Dodell's sudden entry into the sideshow could maybe shed some light on Geno's swiss-cheese brain's bizarre multiple references to "her client" sounding like he was conflating Kayla's female private attorney with a female prosecutor, not because a private attorney would be the one talking to him about the criminal subpoena going now (she probably wouldn't), but perhaps instead because the female prosecutor contacting him now loosely reminded him of some bad experience dealing with Kayla's private attorney at some point in the past.

Such an exchange could have been back in July when Nick's first learning of the revenge porn would have prompted panic about any restraining order options to ensure that the photo doesn't get disseminated further from Geno to others, or perhaps back in November when Keanu first began dishing dirt from April that also would have made the idea of a restraining order foremost on Nick's mind. Occasions like that would have been the more likely time for Nick to have Kayla have a private attorney at least privately lob some cease-and-desist nastygrams and/or an NDA offer to the Biscontes, or at least the time for Nick to send them DMs threatening to bring a private attorney into it. That sort of scenario would have been about the time for the Biscontes to google around for advice from any self-described "restraining orders expert" or the like, et voilà, a match made in heaven:

That sort of backstory to the odd pairing with Judge Dodell would seem to fit the curious wording of Nick's latest diary post:

That sure sounded like his familiar weasel-word games were it's true that no such contact "is" happening in present tense about "State v. Imholte" in particular, so that when asked if he means the Balldo Bunker didn't get a private attorney in contact with the Biscontes at any point in time about any matter in any way distinct from the Imholte prosecution, Nick could still backtrack to "I never said that!" On the other hand he did move on to broader hard denial in past tense:

In classic Nick fashion, that plural wording would of course be 100% true in that there never was a four-way conference call between both Rekieta lawyers and both Biscontes, so that when asked if there was ever one-on-one contact between one Rekieta lawyer and Geno only, Nick could still backtrack to "I never said that!" It's all so tiresome.



In other news, his coping and seething continued elsewhere in YouTube comments last night bleeding into today rather than just streaming about it. As always he's taking full responsibility:

More of his famed self-awareness when critiquing Aaron's parenting skills:

More confession by projection:

So very very tiresome. Why doesn't a guy with so much to say just stream about it?

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick can take the blame for foisting knowledge of their existence onto everyone, as his constant seething at them as much as at Aaron is the only content he produces now.

100% this.

The only reason Aaron, or any of these side characters, are even remotely interesting is because of their association with Nick.

Dabbleverse and Melton fags in Aaron's thread be like, "Durr, why do you guys keeping bringing up Rekieta in the Aaron thread? You're obsessed with him!"

It's because, you dummies, without the ongoing homosexual feud between Nick and Aaron, Aaron is BOOOORING AS FUCK!

I am almost tempted to say Nick scored an inadvertent W against the Farms by inflicting these obnoxious people on us.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

In other news, his coping and seething continued elsewhere in YouTube comments last night bleeding into today rather than just streaming about it. As always he's taking full responsibility:

"Common knowledge is usually the least common." What on Earth does this even mean? It's like a Zen koan created from Galaxy Gas.

I would have said "common knowledge is commonly false".

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Imagine if Nick emailed all his 5K Locals and said that the gift is a personalized audio message addressing a topic of their choosing.

~Quick update guys, I'm going to be recording a batch of audios SOON. Things have been pretty crazy (in mostly good ways!)~

A throwback to when Nick was on Timcast. 11/22/21 He was on with Kash Patel.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

A throwback to when Nick was on Timcast. 11/22/21 He was on with Kash Patel.

Oh, man. I was trying to recall where I had seen that FBI director nominated by Trump. I can't believe it was on a Timcast episode featuring Rekieta. I never made this connection before. Life can be so bizarre, huh.

 

[Melty Butter]

Are you insane? This dude works 5 times a year and you want him to record 5k personalized messages about random topics?

Shush. I think this is the best dumb-brilliant solution I've ever come up with. It's like Gaza condos for Middle East peace.

Think about it.

He DOES want to fulfill his commitment to the 5K gift... oddly.

Meanwhile, he's desperate to express like the theater nerd gay boi that he is. (Not that the gays would claim him.)

• His pole dance girls will ask him to karaoke Pour It Up
• Normie dumb TUGSIMP will ask him to sing a Journey song
• Still-Life will ask him to audibly reenact gang-raping and murdering a women (no popular culture reference I care to google)
• Comedic Farmers will ask him to slurp Null's cum and audibly eviscerate Ty Beard
• Earnest Farmers will ask him about black eyes, worst days, and Pastor Melin
• A turkey will gobble (if you know you know).

It could keep him busy for days, WEEKS!

Edit to Add: It was good times:

Link

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Make it make sense.

Cocaine and a sex pervert who gets off on hedonism.

 

[LiquidKid]

~Quick update guys, I'm going to be recording a batch of audios SOON. Things have been pretty crazy (in mostly good ways!)~

A throwback to when Nick was on Timcast. 11/22/21 He was on with Kash Patel.
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Crazy to think that now both Tim and Nick are nobodies while the Indian nobody is now the director of the FBI. Genuine insanity

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The only reason Aaron, or any of these side characters, are even remotely interesting is because of their association with Nick.

If Nick and Melton wanted to actually hurt Aaron, they would stop talking about him. For Aaron this Balldoverse collapse has been the gift that keeps on giving. I actually expected he would run a GoFundMe to pay for his legal fees at this point. Without the attention he is given for free my Melton, Nick and the other retards Aaron would have had a lot less viewers and donations.

 

[Vibralldo]

If Nick and Melton wanted to actually hurt Aaron, they would stop talking about him. For Aaron this Balldoverse collapse has been the gift that keeps on giving. I actually expected he would run a GoFundMe to pay for his legal fees at this point. Without the attention he is given for free my Melton, Nick and the other retards Aaron would have had a lot less viewers and donations.

It'd hurt Melton most because his whole schtick is shitting on Aaron. Nick did too much cocaine and doesn't have self control anymore.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I dream of the day where someone like Daddy Dax or another person he can't ignore directly asks him "so why was Aaron allowed to freely fuck your wife?".

He'll try some "not your business" shit or desperately attempting to reroute to the supposed cum slurping (which is mega gay to allow that to even happen). It'll be a good watch.

 

[RotPockets]

In the end there will only be a Balldo in The Remains.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

It'd hurt Melton most because his whole schtick is shitting on Aaron. Nick did too much cocaine and doesn't have self control anymore.

If Melton didn't alog Aaron and his kids, he'd have to face the fact that he's an unfunny pedophile.

 

[Captain Manning]

It'd hurt Melton most because his whole schtick is shitting on Aaron. Nick did too much cocaine and doesn't have self control anymore.

Yeah, Melton has to do what he does because he's got absolutely nothing else. For reals. Before Aaron, his videos barely got any views and consisted of things like him bitching about his HoA and crying about Redbar bulling him. Go check his YouTube view numbers from like two years ago.

As bad as a hammering as Nick has taken, he could just chose not to obsess about Aaron and stream about variety of lolbertarian friendly topics to an audience of lolbertarian mouth breathers who view his as a role model and martyr. Nick's in the shit, but not pre-Aaron Melton levels.

Plus, of course, there's mom and dad to fall back on.

 

[USAroXX]

He's getting convicted. It's on tape.

I'm sorry.
What's on tape?
Words and NO SHOWN PIX?

Aaron who does not need to testify as the defendant in criminal trial.
Geno who refuses to testify.

Soooo how again does prosecution prove what the picture was again? By FREE SPEECH WORDS? I mean...Junkie was not geno. Minnesota 6 was not Geno. Slatternly-whore was not geno. We do not see keanu see the phone so even if she shows up to trial...she is superfluous no proof she was shown the phone periodt, without geno.

Soooo
What's on tape, again?

THIS is what potentially criminal is referencing. THE main witness who matters. Who can possibly testify naked pix was shared to him. Also, IRL legally, once state rests without Geno, the judge should grant defense directed verdict, or on appeal overturn. Add to that the threat to FREE SPEECH this RP MN statute is AND SCOTUS is primed on first amendment reversal, see how the MN RP ensnared a citizen who is being persecuted for WORDS on ONE PODCAST especially based on lack of evidence without Geno.

Just saying.
Its not rocket science.

Weird and whatever.

I mean, what would be THE BESTEST and MOST GREATEST self own...The meth head triad SHOWS the court the naked pix of the whore that was shared in the Signal group chat as part of the signal message group [not stand alone, as that proves nada].

BUCKLE UP BUTTERCUP.
The Meth head triad of witness testimony is gonna be the GREATEST show on earth, and this dumbass junkie is still gaslighting you guys like somehow its gonna go good for the RACKETS METH CREW.

Either the trial judge follows the law or some appeals court up thru SCOTUS potentially shall based on first amendment violation. Not like the PROSECUTOR ever admitted they had no case when they said ON TAPE "there is no precedent on these facts..."

Funny and Weird

Junkie on the stand will be as endearing and easily triggered as he is when streaming, HENCE why he does not stream=HACK. Whore is a whore who stood naked for a pix and then fucked someone NOT her hubby Then sent a manipulative text to get Aaron to shut up because he loves her AND a whore who sends nekid pix to a GROUP and ya know the BUTT BOTTLE Pix AND whore's post where SHE is proud of her body SHE is happy to show it off. AND minnesota 6 is ROUGH looking and twitchy too.

We saw how they talk, and we all hate them!
Puh-leez

 

[StannisTheMannis]

I'm sorry.
What's on tape.
Words and NO SHOWN PIX?

Aaron who does not need to testify.
Geno who refuses to testify.

Soooo how again does prosecution prove what the picture was again? Junkie was not geno. Minnesota 6 was not Geno. Slatternly-whore was not geno. We do not see keanu see the phone so even if she shows up...she is superfluous.

Soooo
What's on tape, again?

THIS is what potentially criminal is referencing. IRL legally. Once state rests without Geno, the judge should direct verdict, on on appeal overturn. Add to that the threat to FREE SPEECH this RP MN statute is AND SCOTUS is primed on first amendment reversal, especially based on lack of evidence without Geno.

Weird and whatever.

So bottom line is: Geno gets a MN taxpayer-funded trip to Stearns County to be Frank Pentangeli at the senate hearing in Godfather II.

Question for the legally-inclined townsfolk (paging @PotentiallyCriminal): If the single photo in question is indeed produced, can Aaron's defence 'flood the field' by producing dozens of other similar lewds that Kayla and Nick gave Aaron as a 'is this your card? Are you 100% sure?' strategy to sufficiently convince the jury that this is all a den of petty degenerates?

 

[USAroXX]

He does need to testify to establish the fact. The statement however pins him down in terms of what he can say in his testimony. It almost traps him into confirming the photograph is Kayla. Depending how he described the tattoo.

He=Geno, yes. Not Junkie.
What did junkie see? Geno's phone? Nope.

"The statement however pins him down..."
1. You prove my point, STATEMENT= WORDS=Free speech. Aaron is not being charged with incitement to revenge porn, so you need the porn, otherwise YOU are saying he can become a felon on these words alone. You may not like it, like a prude aversion to playboy magazine BUT its The prawn. The prawn is the key. Otherwise its just a statement=WORDS, and the crime charged is NOT inciting someone to RP.
2. Aaron does not need to testify, and should not
3. OH NO. The word tattoos was used...?!?!?
Words
Words
Words
Words
Are not a Crime
NOR are words an element of the MN RP STATUTE! Again, where is the evidence.

We may not want this to be the case just like we did not want Larry Flynt to win his case [i.e. hustler magazine free speech case].

But....

Junkie and whore and SIX testimony will be epic

Add: KF is Brain Damaged in the BEST way imagineable. All comments on this thread are Genius and evilly clever, whatever side. Brilliant.