💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I don't think there's a gayer way to eat sausage unless he was cupping small potatoes like they were balls at the same time

You just know he was staring intently at a man in this shot.

 

[p1138]

Fatty not getting that the average person wasn't gargling bacon grease and deep frying every other meal back then. It's easy to not die of heart disease and eat happy and rich if you remember moderation. And remember that fiber and vegetables in high availability year round is one of the great benefits of modernity that those previously suffered from not having...
The royalty and other rich folk who were eating gluttonously however did enjoy gout, strokes, and heart disease among many other joys. And unlike Jack, they couldn't manage their diabetes and heart disease with pills and other modern interventions.

And this is if we pretend fatty's "whole food" "cooking" is all he eats and his only issue is amounts. And if we pretend the cool whip he loves so much isn't pure hydrogenated crap! For his current fad about seed oils, he always ignores one of the biggest legitimate synthetic fat dangers in his life

Well sure, but that's because Fatty knows nothing about basic nutrition to the point of not having learned anything from when he was in public school, and his "education" pre-dates the USDA food pyramid shit so it can't even be blamed on that(even then he'd still be better off). This grease homunculus really thinks he's living his best life.

You just know he was staring intently at a man in this shot.

Considering neither eye appears to be looking in the direction of the camera, clearly he's staring at a man over Tammy's shoulder.

 

[Maker's Mark]

Don’t like rice. is filler . Like meet better

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What an uncivilized way to eat a sausage. I would expect a child to eat it like this. Though Jack is mentally stuck at 10.

 

[LifeAlert]

Jack eats at the Movies: Shifting Gears Review

1:38

 

[souschef]

What an uncivilized way to eat a sausage. I would expect a child to eat it like this. Though Jack is mentally stuck at 10.

He can't use both fork and knife, he's crippled and uncivilized

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

The only time it's okay to eat a sausage like that is when you've backpacked them out and your tools for eating are, y'know, the stick you fashioned into a cooking tool.

If you choose to do that at a table with a plate and silverware in front of you, you just might be choosing to be straight.

 

[Radiator Grilled Cheese]

I wonder if Aunt Myrna had any other recipes besides party cheese salad. I'd love to see Jack make at least one more of her monstrosities before he croaks.

 

[Red Dye #5]

I wonder if Aunt Myrna had any other recipes besides party cheese salad. I'd love to see Jack make at least one more of her monstrosities before he croaks.

Several if I remember correctly, she used to have an intro in jacks videos.

Yeah they all sucked too

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Jack Junior's wife, Brianna, is pregnant. This cursed blood line lives on,

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Jack Junior's wife, Brianna, is pregnant. This cursed blood line lives on,

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My random.txt for this page is "I curse you all in the name of YHWH" and I don't think we're ever getting a better conflux of events here.

Truly, God has abandoned us.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

The countdown to Jr ending up as a potato dad over in the tard baby gen thread begins now.

 

[Flonominal88]

Jack Junior's wife, Brianna, is pregnant. This cursed blood line lives on,

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How long until the miscarriage?

 

[Dead Air]

That poor child.

 

[The Stranger]

Jack Junior's wife, Brianna, is pregnant. This cursed blood line lives on,

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God laughs.

- The Wendigo devouring the newborn, 2025 (colorized)

 

[Red Dye #5]

Jack Junior's wife, Brianna, is pregnant. This cursed blood line lives on,

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But do we know it is his

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack Junior's wife, Brianna, is pregnant. This cursed blood line lives on,

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Does Jack Jr have a job?

 

[LifeAlert]

But do we know it is his

Of course not. We all know Jack Jr is a gay pedophile, so there's no possible way it's his.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

My random.txt for this page is "I curse you all in the name of YHWH" and I don't think we're ever getting a better conflux of events here.

Truly, God has abandoned us.

My random.txt for this page is "Stop Telling me to 'Get a Job'. Gawd!!!"

Chef's kiss.

Does Jack Jr have a job?

Not sure re: Junior's job situation. So far, he seems to be following in the footsteps of his own father: random gigs and oddball flights of fancy taken here and there and abandoned whenever as his "career."

The gifted and well-paying (but hard work-requiring) HVAC job is a distant memory, of course. Then it was failed game streamer. And for a time he was a convenience store or gas station janitor, and after that he worked at a charity sneaker warehouse. Somewhere in there, I think he became the manager of a Chipotle?

 

[Shartavius]

Here's the reaction image to every social media photo of Jack holding his grandchild while sat on his dogfart blanket:



I hope they're smart enough to not lay that kid down anywhere Jack "Tarrare" Scalfani can reach it - It's too easy to imagine him loudly and smugly insisting that he has no idea where his grandkid is, while chunks of dead baby fly out of his mouth.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

My random.txt for this page is "Stop Telling me to 'Get a Job'. Gawd!!!"

Chef's kiss.


Not sure re: Junior's job situation. So far, he seems to be following in the footsteps of his own father: random gigs and oddball flights of fancy taken here and there and abandoned whenever as his "career."

The gifted and well-paying (but hard work-requiring) HVAC job is a distant memory, of course. Then it was failed game streamer. And for a time he was a convenience store or gas station janitor, and after that he worked at a charity sneaker warehouse. Somewhere in there, I think he became the manager of a Chipotle?

Jack Scalfani III has a hard life in front of him.