David Stebbins v. Joshua Moon and Lolcow LLC. Case: 2:24-CV-00140, Southern District of West Virginia. - Acerthorn sues the Farms

[DavidS877]

Hmm, seems he hasn't filed with the Surpreme Court yet to force the Circuit court to force the District court to do something.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I actually wish he would, even I am getting sick of this nothingness.

Yes I know it's a completely retarded case that will get tossed out the moment it gets looked at but...can we just at least look at it? I want more of Acerthorn sperging out and when he does his whole appeal the appeal of the appeal shtick it won't cost Jersh anything and we get more of his insane drivel to laugh at.

I know Stabby has got lots on his plate at the moment with like 5 other lolsuits going at the same time and now he's busy fighting sanctions but still come on dude give the court another poke and see what happens.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Yes I know it's a completely retarded case that will get tossed out the moment it gets looked at but...can we just at least look at it?

This case is getting as much attention as it deserves. As much as retarded court filings are fun to gawk at, there's enough action in the Greer lawsuit that Hardin/Null should be thankful that this case isn't moving very fast. There's a limit to how much of a lawyer's time can be wasted dealing with lolsuits.

Stabby should be thankful as well, though for different reasons. I'm sure that he'll stupidly poke the bear again once his other cases require less immediate attention.

 

[Null]

Access to e-filing denied.
In Forma Pauperis recommended to be denied. Magi suggests pay costs ($400) or dismissal.

Based Black Magistrate coming through. The determination is particularly venomous and outlines the court's contempt for Stebbins.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Oh yeah!

Based Magistrate ftw. now for the standard Stabby appeal routine.

@Null
After this gets thrown out I really recommend paying Hardin to get a vex lit slapped on Mr Stabby. he won't stop until you make him stop, his cases cost him nothing to file and he's judgment proof since he lives on SSI and owns nothing.

 

[Coach Blue Pill]

hip hip fuck you David.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Access to e-filing denied.
In Forma Pauperis denied. Pay costs ($400) or dismissal.

That is unfortunately incorrect. The Magistrate merely recommended that directly to the District Judge, and it is up to him to adopt it first.

That said, I found this part interesting from the order:

Rare case where a Judge admits to being wrong (in their own way)

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

This was a great read.

The judge had a lot to say about Stabby's past litigation history.



I laughed that the judge quoted this post.

No, he's just a fat smug condescending prick and he uses the court system to harass people into submission. He seems like a really sad, vacuous old man rotting in his decrepit apartment.

He seemed very pissed about Stabby's conduct with his clerk, and the judge commented on some things that made it seem like he doesn't see much merit in this copyright claim.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Yeesh, this judge ain’t having none of it. Seeing as how the judge’s recommendation is likely to be adopted, and Stabbin’s can’t afford the filing fees, I’m gonna say this case is dead in the water.

West Virginia stays winning.

 

[AnOminous]

Based Black Magistrate coming through. The determination is particularly venomous and outlines the court's contempt for Stebbins.

It's nice to see a no-nonsense judge for a goddamn change.

Yeesh, this judge ain’t having none of it.

The judge also resoundingly rejects the "REEEEE Kiwi Farms bad" non-argument the idiot Tenth Circuit panel wholeheartedly endorsed despite its complete irrelevance to copyright.

 

[Null]

West Virginia stays winning.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Ooof that was quite the smack down! going forward Stabby is going to find it much harder to get IFP status thanks to this Magistrate laying everything out like this.

Mann Stabby must have really cheesed of this magistrate.

I guess;

threatening his clerks
recording every phone call and posting it to Jew Tube
trying to get people fired for doing their job
trying to get the magistrate censured
trying to mandamus the court
being a asshole to everyone he talked to or dealt with
filing formal complaints at every turn
and
being a arrogant, condescending little bitch in his many many many filings


and after all of that he still lost!

Truly the US Justice System is broken.

Jokes aside luckly for Jersh there is no chance Stabby has the funds to continue this lolsuit and with his charming personality he's got no one to turn to for aid.

 

[.iota.]

the gobbling must be glorious!

regarding the ifp application (first from ecf 23, second from ecf 24):



regarding stebbins' documented history of fifty different case filings (emphasis is the court's, not mine):


regarding stebbins' inevitable next move:


there's a brilliant bit in the recommendation that i won't post, but that i anticipate will end this case.
i cannot wait to read stebbins' response. too bad that we'll have to wait for it to arrive by mail! lol.

 

[enamelled toothbrush]

Get fucked Stabbins!

 

[DavidS877]

Jokes aside luckly for Jersh there is no chance Stabby has the funds to continue this lolsuit and with his charming personality he's got no one to turn to for aid.

I think we know that with 99% certainty that Stabby is going to pull out the crayons and file another appeal with the Circuit Court.
I suspect part of this document tearing Stabby apart is so the appeal can be trivially round filed.

 

[ScooterL]

It seems to me that when the judge is using italics for emphasis when describing your behavior, you're in the shit.

 

[Jacknife]

If Stabbins has to pay and does not, will this be dismissed with prejudice?

 

[Null]

It seems to me that when the judge is using italics for emphasis when describing your behavior, you're in the shit.

the same applies to me and i'm basically the chief justice of retard court

 

[DavidS877]

If Stabbins has to pay and does not, will this be dismissed with prejudice?

You could read the document, I know that's not fun though.


"without prejudice"

Obviously the District Court Judge could modify that or make any other changes he wishes or ignore the recommendation completely.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

You could read the document, I know that's not fun though.

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"without prejudice"

That only means the potential for more retarded gobbling for us to laugh at. However, it is unlikely Stabbins will refile in this court as he's a broke bitch.