💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Głosy: 17 1,1%
  • August-September 2024

    Głosy: 34 2,1%
  • October-November 2024

    Głosy: 37 2,3%
  • December 2024

    Głosy: 44 2,8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Głosy: 256 16,1%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Głosy: 261 16,4%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Głosy: 930 58,5%

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Care to elaborate? Do you enjoy other macaroni salads?
I love macaroni salad, and when I found out there were different kinds I was eager to try them. You nailed it already though, the absolute shed load of SHURGUR was nasty as fuck and reminded me of miracle whip.
Like I said before, I felt like someone had played a practical joke on me, but my aunt who spent 20 years in Pennsylvania confirmed that is what it is supposed to taste like and laughed at me.

(She doesn't like certain styles of potato salad because of eggs.)
 

Summary: Jack is demanding Youtube redo the entire platform around his particular censorship needs: In this instance, to allow only paying subscribers to comment on his videos. He is unwilling to disable comments or curate them himself, and blames trolls "being able to comment for FREE" for why he sees only troll comments; and not exclusively positive comments from fans sucking his ass, which he believes are somehow there but invisible. Jack is unwilling to admit that hatewatchers are the only audience he has - He believes it is an infrastructural issue Youtube alone is responsible for.

Jack also demands the ability to use Youtube Studio to split monetization between collaborators; because Jack of course can't be bothered to do that, either. And his example demonstrating the need for this is that he should (hypothetically) be able to allot ten percent of his monetization for a given video to a Hollywood film composer who composes music for Jack's videos. Jack believes Youtube needs to invest in allowing Jack this feature, even though his given example will never, ever happen; much less being anything urgent enough to require attention.

In conclusion: Jack believes he has fans who will pay to post non-troll comments, despite the only viewers caring enough to comment in the first place being trolls. Jack also believes that Hollywood film composers will score his videos of himself pressure-cooking chicken gizzards in Jell-O and fish sauce once Youtube allows him to promise them ten percent of the video's monetization without having to do the work of paying them himself.
 
You already know how that "compensation" would work. Jack would take the money and then retardedly decide how much to pay out his nonexistent minions.
Jack wants to be a boss so fucking much. I'm glad life did not provide that for him.
 
Jack wants to be a boss so fucking much. I'm glad life did not provide that for him.

Someone here (who Search is failing to bring up) hilariously pointed out that Jack's Peter Principle was eating himself into a wheelchair and living off charity and fantasy while pretending his occupation is "celebrity", rather than settling into any particular position within the workforce (he effectively washed out of that segment of civilization in the 1990s).
 
Summary: Jack is demanding Youtube redo the entire platform around his particular censorship needs: In this instance, to allow only paying subscribers to comment on his videos. He is unwilling to disable comments or curate them himself, and blames trolls "being able to comment for FREE" for why he sees only troll comments; and not exclusively positive comments from fans sucking his ass, which he believes are somehow there but invisible. Jack is unwilling to admit that hatewatchers are the only audience he has - He believes it is an infrastructural issue Youtube alone is responsible for.

Jack also demands the ability to use Youtube Studio to split monetization between collaborators; because Jack of course can't be bothered to do that, either. And his example demonstrating the need for this is that he should (hypothetically) be able to allot ten percent of his monetization for a given video to a Hollywood film composer who composes music for Jack's videos. Jack believes Youtube needs to invest in allowing Jack this feature, even though his given example will never, ever happen; much less being anything urgent enough to require attention.

In conclusion: Jack believes he has fans who will pay to post non-troll comments, despite the only viewers caring enough to comment in the first place being trolls. Jack also believes that Hollywood film composers will score his videos of himself pressure-cooking chicken gizzards in Jell-O and fish sauce once Youtube allows him to promise them ten percent of the video's monetization without having to do the work of paying them himself.
Ah yes, Fatty believing he knows how to drive up revenue for youtube because he knows best with his channel that's been on a downward trend for a decade. It's not that youtube prefers overall engagement making more sense, it's limiting everything so people have to pay Fatty to tell him he's a sack of shit. Nevermind the half million or more channels doing significantly better than his.

And then wanting youtube to do the accounting and distribution for his dream of collaborations and shit... his wife is a fucking accountant already. But somehow everyone else on the platform can figure out how to make it work, except Fatty.
 
Does Jack actually believe that anyone at YouTube actually cares about his inane ideas? Does he think these letters to companies (and apparently gov't bodes, according to his intro) matter to anyone, except his 'trolls'?

Funny that he thinks only paid subscribers to his channel should be allowed to comment, now, bc I recently watched a very old video of his from 10-14 yrs ago, I think, where he said that he didn't have a paid member option, at the time, bc he didn't want to ask people to pay a few bucks for his channel. He wanted it to be free to everyone. What's improved since then? Absolutely nothing. He sounds like drunk Cookie Monster, he looks like a melted candle, and his ideas are only good for trolling. That's his entire audience at this point, absolutely.
 
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I know the moment Jack sees something really perverted in anime, he is going to rant about it given his whole thing of pretending to be a super concerned parent that other concerned parents will listen to his advice on things.
His head would explode if he ever saw something like "Ninja Scroll".

What ever happened to caffeine is evil you fat faggot?
He's totally forgotten about that but it's maybe why he drinks his coffee piss weak and with copious amounts of cream, sweetener and flavor shots.

At that point there, is it still really coffee? I mean Fatty is the reason why Starbucks exists. Triple mochafrappalappachino with extra whip and triple flavor shots is literally his idea of a coffee.

Fatty would 110% watch Bible Black and bitch about it
Of course he would. It has "bible" in it meaning it should be about Jesus and Christianity.
 
At that point there, is it still really coffee? I mean Fatty is the reason why Starbucks exists. Triple mochafrappalappachino with extra whip and triple flavor shots is literally his idea of a coffee.
Coffee milkshakes, yea. As for why he's drinking coffee? The part of his brain that hated it probably rotted away, in the most literal of senses.
 
He's totally forgotten about that but it's maybe why he drinks his coffee piss weak and with copious amounts of cream, sweetener and flavor shots.

At that point there, is it still really coffee? I mean Fatty is the reason why Starbucks exists. Triple mochafrappalappachino with extra whip and triple flavor shots is literally his idea of a coffee.
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