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- 14 Kwi 2018
Yeah he's going to fuck up Amish recipes by using his kitchen toys
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- 9 Mar 2015
As a certified PA Dutch nigger. A lot of pop culture and reality Amish and us over lap in many ways.
Jack probably will love scrapple. If he insults my peoples food (and he will) I will personally piss in his forefathers national dish of hummus.
I'm already worried and angry for next month.
Jack probably will love scrapple. If he insults my peoples food (and he will) I will personally piss in his forefathers national dish of hummus.
I'm already worried and angry for next month.
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- 28 Gru 2014
He's going to fuck up Amish recipes by being absolutely incapable of patience because most of them require slow cooking. People may criticize Amish recipes for being bland or whatever, but they're usually quite savory and involve slowly cooking and blending into stews and soups or pot roasts.
(Amish style pot roast is ridiculously good.)
Jack is just going to make me want him to die even more when he blasphemes against these traditional and often centuries-old recipes, that is, older than before when these dudes moved here into murrica.
If whatever he cooks doesn't become watery slop in his pressure cooker, it'll just get burnt on the outside and raw in the middle from being in the oven. And we'll probably get at least one fart joke as he references a dutch oven he isn't going to use.
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- 29 Wrz 2022
This coming from the same faggot that was trying to sell AI "art" on his "Dilly Dolphin" site. One of the pictures being a cowboy type character that had three feet.
#hypocrite.
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- 30 Wrz 2020
Silly goose, that’s what Tammy is for!
Unsure if he still owns it, but Jack has shown himself cooking with a Dutch oven before. I think it’s this one, by Lodge. Can’t be certain, since I’ve never seen it with the cover on.
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- 10 Lis 2022
As someone who enjoys Amish food whenever I happen to pass through those regions of the US, I can only imagine how Jack will manage to fuck up and ruin everything he attempts, before doing that thing where he covers his mouth like a Japanese school girl and acts like he made the greatest slop ever. Jack is a one trick pony at this point, with his audience limited to people barely smarter than him using lazy socks to clown on him in the video comments (I'm not saying he deserves better).
Care to elaborate? Do you enjoy other macaroni salads?
I'm quite fond of the Amish-style macaroni salads I've tried; and will usually make a batch a day ahead of any time I cook a brisket or tri-tip. I like to use ditalini, red onion and bell pepper, celery, a small amount of sweet relish, several diced, boiled eggs, and a dressing emphasizing mustard and paprika more than mayonnaise.
I imagine Jack would produce some soupy abomination derivative of Simply Sara's; where it's just an excuse for him to eat a gallon of mayo and two pounds of SHUGUR:
Care to elaborate? Do you enjoy other macaroni salads?
I'm quite fond of the Amish-style macaroni salads I've tried; and will usually make a batch a day ahead of any time I cook a brisket or tri-tip. I like to use ditalini, red onion and bell pepper, celery, a small amount of sweet relish, several diced, boiled eggs, and a dressing emphasizing mustard and paprika more than mayonnaise.
I imagine Jack would produce some soupy abomination derivative of Simply Sara's; where it's just an excuse for him to eat a gallon of mayo and two pounds of SHUGUR:
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- 6 Lip 2022
Another failed attempt to resurrect the Jack Pack? Jack is prob seething that not a single person liked or commented on this pathetic attempt at engagement farming
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- 19 Lip 2020
I hope its not the Jack Pack, that'd be lame. Nah, I want him to have somehow stumbled across the concept of selling courses, and to be gauging interest on whether he can get into that sweet sweet influencer passive recurring revenue financebro stream. Such a course would be almost as entertaining as his cookbook.
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- 10 Wrz 2019
Scrapple has corn in it. Its not Carnivore. Prepare for AI generated carnivore Scrapple, which is just ground pork and eggs.
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- 8 Lis 2017
Scrapple goes so well with eggs and toast. It's such a delight to have.
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- 14 Kwi 2018
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- 29 Wrz 2022
Yeah except if you go back like to like the mid-90's and earlier anime was still very niche and only nerds watched.Oh god, Jack is watching Japanese cartoons
It's all down to Toonami showing episodes of DBZ, Cowboy Bebop and others that started introducing it to the mainstream. Things like Pokemon, YuGiOh and Sailor Moon really cemented it into the cultural Zeigeist.
Point is, Fatty was never cool.
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- 19 Lip 2020
That starbucks comment is the closest Jack's gotten to actually speaking truth in years (assuming dutch bro's isn't just cheap shit, never heard of them) but its on the same level as saying "grass is green" as far as obvious truths go - No shit, most coffee is better than starbucks, but you don't go to a starbucks for a nice espresso or double double sort of deal, you go to starbucks for a hot chocolate milkshake that just happens to have some coffee in it. No point wasting good beans on that anyway.
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- 14 Kwi 2018
I know the moment Jack sees something really perverted in anime, he is going to rant about it given his whole thing of pretending to be a super concerned parent that other concerned parents will listen to his advice on things.
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- 3 Wrz 2014
It'd be interesting to see him attempt scrapple, since the last time he made something like that, he had someone else make it for him. I fully expect him to get pissy and change it up to be more like what he wants.
Welp, if he commits to carnie bullshit, he'll fuck up chicken and waffles by making it southern style rather than PA Dutch style, and it'll be more frittata bullshit for the waffle. He'll then bungle scrapple by using porkrinds as the replacement for corn meal. Then he'll probably do hamloaf and fuck that up. Last thing I'd see him make is a pot pie with an egg crust. Or he'll be really lazy and make something like Hot Bacon Dressing. He'll also probably invent a dish or two since research is for chumps.
Either that or he's going to use it to gorge himself on desserts, since again, when I think Amish, I think of fry pies and sweets. And Jack traditionally gets super angy if he is told he can't do a thing.
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- 9 Mar 2015
Black rifle coffee has been busted for donations to anti gun groups. It's whole marketing is peak boomer own the libs. Also it's not great. I've been gifted some as a gun guy.
No shock Jack likes it and thinks he's a 3%er. What ever happened to caffeine is evil you fat faggot?
No shock Jack likes it and thinks he's a 3%er. What ever happened to caffeine is evil you fat faggot?
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- 20 Maj 2020
Man, that's sad. Jack is pretending to be an entry-level weeb for Internet points and attention, and I can pretty much guarantee it.
First of all, his mental faculties and senses can't even deal with a restaurant menu that is right in front of him, let alone keep up with the plot of a story, even one as basic as the first Hunter x Hunter arc. Second, with the way he acts in the vicinity of anything he deems "woke", and his alleged distaste for violence, he'd be flipping his shit about Kurapika (extremely effeminate-looking man), Hisoka (effeminate, murderous, psychotic, battle-addicted clown who might have a thing for little boys), and the general violence and gore (literally dozens of deaths, limbs and organs being ripped, torture etc. in the first few episodes alone).
At this point, he might as well be surprised that Goku is not a human.
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- 19 Lip 2020
I genuinely think its just a vague blur of colors and sounds Tammy puts on to distract him.