💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Law]

People wanted a lawyer who was “our guy”

Some people will also click like and subscribe on anything, anything, if it's labeled "Christian". It's how Tyler Perry has a film career. It's how Trump sold all those bibles. It's how The 700 Club was pulling in 80 million a year, and how Joel Osteen owns a $10 million mansion that looks like it was created in Midjourney.

Why pay for a live-in nanny who doesn't clean shit?

I thought nannies just did childcare and cleaning was a separate profession? So he'd need to hire a nanny and a cleaner?
I don't know I'm lower middle class

Ok that's crazy, even the time of year the photos are taken are capturing how bad it's gotten

That's just the effects of the Midwest winter, child. Merely beer and brat fat, stalker, not years of neglect. Enjoy prison, county assessor child.

 

[RudyRayMoore]

I do think that the "cum story" probably has some truth in it. But it is very deranged to write such a long blog post about how one manipulates their audience in pursuit of denying the "vanilla crème" story when you admittedly do not even have first-hand knowledge about this.

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As Rekieta said, he did not even witness this. It was a third party that told him this story. He is not telling us this disgusting story because it's funny. It's because he is a degenerate sex pervert faggot that needs this story to be true.

Steel Toe: Nick Rekieta’s Locals post & Camelot - 1/7/25​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8_0Vri4GbU

 

[Akroateron]

He's high as a motherfucker right now.


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All of this could simply be shortened to "all the most believable lies have chunks of truth intermingled in them." So I concur, this reeks of the manic ramblings of someone who snorted some fresh, creamy white, powdered wisdom, and is currently performing his own "Sermon on the Mount." Quite apropos, in fact, since Jesus was also known to hang out with sinners and prostitutes, similarly to Nicolas, though our non-practicing lawyer somehow confused that you're supposed to be redeeming them, not partaking in their vices.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Think @T ANON might need a ban. Coming in here throwing out black hats everywhere with a profile picture of a troon.

Get help bro.

 

[Grumpy_Mushroom]

"I, a successful intellectual streamer will now explain this advanced thought experiment in how people lie about me feeding the man who cucked me my cum"

Ok.

 

[Desktop User2]

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Think @T ANON might need a ban. Coming in here throwing out black hats everywhere with a profile picture of a troon.

Get help bro.

It´s just retards trying to shit the forum by angering people who still have sticker notifications on after Jersh reversed the policy. Pay no mind to it and disable notifications for emotes.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

He's high as a motherfucker right now.


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>about to plead guilty and get off light
>Post a thinly veiled cope about how you aren't actually guilty.

Couldn't this whitebread ass nigga wait like 2 weeks for things to settle before starting in with this cope? His lawyer must either be a fellow retard, or constantly ready to blow their head off when they find out about Lil Nicky's latest big night out on locals.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

You know what would be better than a blog post on locals? A blog stream. When was this last time Nick even pretended like a stream was coming soon. I'm tired of reading, I need to see his dead, wet brained eyes while he try's and fails to make a Chicken Parm.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Knowing the way Nick lies he probably was the one eating creampies and is throwing around accusations like a scored ex

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

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This Balldo really is now trying to push the narrative that Aaron "The Cuck Toe" Imolte is a master of verbal tricks and manipulations?

You know what? Yes Nick, Aaron has been plotting the downfall of The Balldoian Empire since before he knew you. He is literally a mastermind you are incapable of matching intellectually. I look forward to the intense battle of wits I'm sure you'll engage in when Aaron uses his immense wealth, from being a shareholder of Stoney's Bar, to buy The Balldo Bunker. I'm pretty sure he's going to use his vast resources and high intellect to get the USA government to pull a Ruby Ridge on you. So be on the lookout Warrior of Truth

 

[northstar747]

I didnt realize the main house was only 2500 ft. I just delt with a house that was 4000 and had 5 bed rooms. I can see nick sold kayla or himself that since his income was so high he could barrow and do a remodel but the nigger is lazy also out of his depth.

What he should ve done was build a ADU basically a mother in law shack detached from the main house where he could send kayla and the kids when they were bad.

Nick would sleep in the sex room.

 

[chomp chomp]

I bet the person Nick hates the most right now is actually Aarons Ex-wife. She is the only reason Aaron got out early. Otherwise he would have went down with the ship with the rest of them and Nick would have been able to pin it all on him.

Aaron got stupid lucky that his ex actually cares about their kids well being and could see what was up.

 

[Law]

Otherwise he would have went down with the ship with the rest of them and Nick would have been able to pin it all on him.

Yup. Aaron also has no self-control and is as addicted to adoration as Nick is.

 

[Cynically Insane]

by vanilla cream, he means Aarons cum right?

So what do you suppose he meant when he said he only likes chocolate creme?

ETA: Ninja'd

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

I know a designated shitting house when I see one and the Big House is definitely a designated shitting house just from that driveway picture.

Also, Nick is gay.

 

[Chazzed Up]

He's high as a motherfucker right now.


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He's the Macbeth of talking about eating cum at this point. He should be in a cage for the rest of his days.

 

[Necrosan]

He's high as a motherfucker right now.

Can you believe that Chris Chan somehow managed to come up with a more concise and convincing explanation for eating cum? He was still wrong it was nowhere near this autistic.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Nobody's suggesting that there was no notice; there absolutely will have been mailings to ignore, there absolutely will have been robocalls to leave unanswered, and there almost certainly will have been the "in person" attempt that in practice will have been nothing more than the perfunctory hanging of a neon-colored "please call us" note on a doorknob, perfectly suited for Nick to throw on the ground like a search warrant or speeding ticket with a curt "you're fucking bullshit lying, fuck off."

So many things to throw on the ground.

 

[Goofy Logic]

"Aaron is a bad person. He tells lies about me AND HE ATE MY CUM!"

 

[A Very Big Fish]

He's the Macbeth of talking about eating cum

A sentence, quite possibly unique to all of human history, and I fucking hate it. Thanks.