Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[BoomerPrime]

To be fair, Hitler is pretty hard to defend against. France knows all about that.

When Maginot is your prosecutor, you got big problems facing an affirmative Hitler defense.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Look, it's all moot. Russell Greer is a poor shit-lipped Russtard and the Farms says mean things about him. If Null and Hardin didn't want to lose money and working hours trying to get Russ to do what he's supposedly to, they simply shouldn't have been sued. :^)

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

All the stipulation says if I read it right is that Null and Lolcow LLC give up their right to subpoena the “witnesses” because Russ withdrew them.

He can bring them back, but then Null and a website can subpoena again.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Yes, I've been completely aware for literal years that my witnesses don't have any information relevant to the case and wouldn't be interested in testifying even if they did.

Yes, my star witness for whom proceedings were punted back to you is conspicuously absent.

Yes, any of the "evidence" I'm referring to only seems relevant to the harassment claim that's already been shitcanned. I also have no way of proving that Lolcow LLC is perpetuating said harassment.

However, I shouldn't be punished for contributing to court backlogs, libelling the opposition, committing fraud on the court and costing people valuable time and money because we all agree that I have no credible witnesses to offer for this matter after all.

Anyway, I was right to disregard your demand for proper disclosure of witnesses because I didn't activate the standard protective order I was made aware of.

Yours sincerely,
Russtard

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Prediction: court allows the case to continue past these current motions but imposes sanction against greer of slightly more than those that Null allegedly owes, hopefully getting rid of that annoyance and paving way for the case to be dismissed based on lack of evidence.

I wonder if it's really going to shake out that Greer can't testify. I know it looked that way in the document but I wonder if that is what was decided upon between him and Hardin or if we're going to see it get turned around to mean "well I meant I would call no witnesses other than myself"

Surely the world can't be robbed of having Greer have to take the stand, right?

 

[Terrifik]

Yes, I've been completely aware for literal years that my witnesses don't have any information relevant to the case and wouldn't be interested in testifying even if they did.

Yes, my star witness for whom proceedings were punted back to you is conspicuously absent.

Yes, any of the "evidence" I'm referring to only seems relevant to the harassment claim that's already been shitcanned. I also have no way of proving that Lolcow LLC is perpetuating said harassment.

However, I shouldn't be punished for contributing to court backlogs, libelling the opposition, committing fraud on the court and costing people valuable time and money because we all agree that I have no credible witnesses to offer for this matter after all.

Anyway, I was right to disregard your demand for proper disclosure of witnesses because I didn't activate the standard protective order I was made aware of.

Yours sincerely,
Russtard

you forgot

Merry Christmas!

 

[Bill Evans 45]

your shitty music

I thought it was his shitty book.

How can it continue?

Tard shield.

It's probably him begging again to reach an agreement

Russ wants a $$$$$ettlement because someone sent him emails, dammit! I don't get you Judge Bennett!

 

[not william stenchever]

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Mush mouthed, gimp faced, trauma lumped hooker enthusiasts in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

To be fair to his claim my byline advertises that I am not reasonable and am an evil wizard.

Sent from my iPhone

 

[AnOminous]

Surely the world can't be robbed of having Greer have to take the stand, right?

I want audio of him slurping and drooling and wailing about plights.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I can't wait to see the courts response to this

Greer just admitted he has no case so how will the court twist this admission to allow this farce to continue?

Ugh...we will probably have to wait until Jan for the response

We all know Greer's primary tactic is to drag his trauma lumps out in front of a jury so they can rule that Josh Moon is a bad man and thus Greer wins automatically. Moon goes to jail for life for the crime of making fun of a retard and Greer gets handed ownership of the site.

That is what Greer though would happen. But even with a court that is literally bending over backwards to keep this retarded complaint moving forward all Greer has done has taken a big steaming dump on the courts lap.

I know the court will find someway to twist Greer's admissions into something usable but damn if I know how. Your plaintiff has openly admitted under oath that he has zero evidence about how Josh hosting a link to another site leads to Josh being responsible for copyright infringement. Sure he's got gigabyte of mean posts making fun of him but his harassment charge was toss out long ago and rightly so.

Because remember somehow, despite everything Rus'tard says, this is not a case about harassment, his trauma lumps mean nothing and all the copies of mean tweets he has are pointless. This is a DMCA case about Josh hosting a link to a 3rd party site and somehow being responsible for actions taken on that other site which is Google remember.

Fuck if I know how the judge will swing this but I'm pretty sure he will find a way.

 

[waffle]

Russell still hasn't figured out what he's done with that stipulation agreement. Had he watched Sean's stream instead of striking it he would know.

Now he makes the same mistake in his solo Show Cause motion, so now I feel confident in just pointing it out in absolute terms as he's fucked himself on it twice now.

When Russel is filing Pro Se, he's acting as his own lawyer. But if he wants to give evidence testimony on the fact of his case he has to be a witness. These are two DIFFERENT roles. By stipulating with Hardin that there are no witnesses, and explicitly confirming this on his own in his show cause filing, Russel cannot testify or provide any evidence. He's not a witness.

Which is a death blow. If the plaintiff himself says he possesses no evidence of the infringement to which he's even suing, the case is toast.

If we're saying it then I'll say it. He doesn't understand that just because he emailed his evidence to Hardin the evidence doesn't automatically become self authenticating as an E-Mail. He thinks he can introduce a bunch of documents with no foundation witness.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

This is my favorite part.

From his disclosures, referenced in his motion of why he shouldn't be spanked like the retard he is:


He claims he has no evidence, except for all the evidence that he has. None of which can he list in his disclosures or give to the defense because there's too much to list, and besides he's practically given all of it in previous filings so he doesn't have to do it now, and also he gets so much evidence on a regular basis that he just doesn't have time to give it all to the defense, so honestly this is why you shouldn't punish him.

Wow, Russ. While I'm sure this will win over the judge, it really should be grounds to dismiss with prejudice. Because you can't have both no evidence and reams of evidence. You can't claim that you've both given all the evidence to the defense and that you don't have time to give the defense all the evidence.

As a lay person, I would see those mutually exclusive statements as evidence of having absolutely no evidence whatsoever and therefore no case whatsoever.

 

[AnOminous]

That is what Greer though would happen. But even with a court that is literally bending over backwards to keep this retarded complaint moving forward all Greer has done has taken a big steaming dump on the courts lap.

And he's also admitted that he only got the case moved back to Utah by lying his ass off.

 

[lol cow supreme]

He claims he has no evidence, except for all the evidence that he has.

Yes, He, Russtard, has no evidence or documents. If you recall from the scheduling conference, Greer believes that Null and Lolcow LLC, and Kiwi Farms, a Website, have all the documents. His plans for discovery were for Null to provide all the documentation from the site of all his plights and infringements.

He did not say what any of these were, nor request what, if anything, he wanted Null to actually provide. Further Null cannot be called as a witness testify to the authenticity of any of the posts, or their contents etc From October/November user Waffle does a good job summarizing:

LOL Russ thinks they can do all the discovery in 45 days from today and wants to limit discovery to 1 deposition, 1 interrogatory, 1 request for production, and 1 request for admissions. That doesn't mean one set, it means one question.

Well now that he cant call any witnesses there is no one to depose.

Here is what Moebius_Russ thinks Null, a a hardship, will produce all the evidence he needs.

Good timing
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[he who has thus come/gone]

Funnily enough, while I haven’t found any cases that say imposing sanctions for discovery misconduct after a party inadequately complies is an abuse of discretion, I have found cases that said it was abuse of discretion for a judge to not impose sanctions in certain circumstances. Maybe this is one of them.

 

[DHugo]

Greer originally wanted a trial early January btw

 

[FamicomGorby]

Greer originally wanted a trial early January btw

That always made sense, from Greer's perspective, since he never planned on doing any work. He won't even email Hardin his hundreds of pictures of Hitler in his inbox.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

greer now interfering with a lawyer's money in ways that are not shielded by the court process (by taking down videos), that's an interesting development. While there's no monetary benefit in it, sooner or later someone is going to decide to spank Russ for this kind of thing.

 

[Uncle Buck]

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I do so enjoy buffoonish public figures who are without a doubt several french-fries short of a Happy Meal opining about how registering a username like "Russtard" to mock a literal tard is something "no one of sound mind would do".