💼 Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[The Larch]

Who would upload this thinking it looks good and unbothered it's just goes on and on for a full minute

Narcissism. I think the most infuriating thing about her is her assumption that we like looking at her gross, broken tatted frame as much as she does.

 

[isalaide]

the state of J. Remy Green.

why does every single tranny look exactly like Jeffrey Tambor in The Death of Stalin

 

[Charnel Ground]

How old is alyssa? Why does she look 60?

She's 34, born in 1990 according to a tattoo on her underboob. Shocking, I know.

 

[Dickens Cider]

I’m surprised nobody mentioned her lawyers Adam’s apple face diaper…what the actual fuck ? Yes your honor I’m a heckin valid woman lulyer and my clients feelings deserve seventy eleven gazillion dollars for pain and suffering! No really or you’re a bigot! This proof you ask for is stove top terrorism! Come on now any ambulance chaser who graduated from an online diploma mill could destroy this sham suit simply as mercunt has never learned to stfu and her sound bites are damning imo. And you just know troon lawyer will expect to be head chair even if he’s the most incompetent one there. The salt will flow for the foreseeable future

 

[PunkinMan]

I know im probably late but here's a local archive of the video she posted to tiktok, saw people posting screenshots of the vid but couldn't find who posted it if it was already posted.
Also I'm almost positive this video could be used against her in court for the defendant but I could be wrong.

0:57

 

[greenthrowaway]

She's 34, born in 1990 according to a tattoo on her underboob. Shocking, I know.

When youfactor in her claims of harassment, her belief she can win this lawsuit, the farms being labeled the premiere doxing website, her stolen valor of the real BPD whores of Gamergate (thanks Francis York Morgan), the least believable aspect of this story is a woman that looks like that is 34.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

When youfactor in her claims of harassment, her belief she can win this lawsuit, the farms being labeled the premiere doxing website, her stolen valor of the real BPD whores of Gamergate (thanks Francis York Morgan), the least believable aspect of this story is a woman that looks like that is 34.

I'd argue the least believable aspect is a tie between her age, and that she is an honest-to-god natal woman. I've seen trannies that look more like a natal woman than her. How ugly and sad does someone have to be for people to think they pass poorly as their own natal sex?

 

[wenttobermuda]

This is what is called a "novel" and "creative" argument. These asshats are literally inviting the court to make up a currently nonexistent common law tort out of thin air by pure magic.

This is an excellent observation, the amount of "shoulda" plead, and might explain Mercante's ultimate motivation: to be a ground breaking litigant in a pivotal civil rights case and slay the chuda once and for all. She'll be the one to get "stochastic terrorism" recognized as a cause of action, revolutionize the law! While punishing an enemy.

Alas for the poor cocksucker, if you find yourself telling the judge what the law should be, as opposed to what it is and why it favors your position, you aren't in a great position.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Wonder how Lane Haygood squares his belief that Vic Mignogna suing over being called a sexual harassersaulter was a violation of free speech but this dumb bitch deserves a fat sum of money for being made fun of. What a stereotypically immoral lawyer, and clearly not a good one either.

For those who don't know, J. Remy made his first appearance on the farms I believe during Kick Vic around September 2020.

What did he do back then? I think he just blended in with all the other shrieking troons. He wasn't as relevant as the gaggle of 2019 far-left lawyers. Funny to know that he's the guy suing randos on behalf of Nintendo. I'm glad this troon is breaking all the stereotypes of what a slimy scumsucking lawyer looks like with his foul appearance.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Wonder how Lane Haygood squares his belief that Vic Mignogna suing over being called a sexual harassersaulter was a violation of free speech but this dumb bitch deserves a fat sum of money for being made fun of. What a stereotypically immoral lawyer, and clearly not a good one either.

What did he do back then? I think he just blended in with all the other shrieking troons. He wasn't as relevant as the gaggle of 2019 far-left lawyers. Funny to know that he's the guy suing randos on behalf of Nintendo. I'm glad this troon is breaking all the stereotypes of what a slimy scumsucking lawyer looks like with his foul appearance.

Different guy, Don's the one going after people for Nintendo and later Bungie. Before that it was Microsoft. The tranny is the one who defended criminals in NYC back in 2020.

 

[Beardfish]

I wondered how long it would take until she was doing porn, but she decided to get fucked in a different way.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

He can easily afford the money himself. This is the same guy who drop 10 grand on the vaporware known as the Intellivision amico. From my understanding, his wife parents seem to be loaded with $$$.

Did he? When did this happen?

 

[Dumbspectator]

He can easily afford the money himself. This is the same guy who drop 10 grand on the vaporware known as the Intellivision amico. From my understanding, his wife parents seem to be loaded with $$$.

Great news hopefully that mean no one will be hurt and that she’ll get to cover whatever costs he initially forks when the judge throws her pathetic lolsuit in the trash.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

He livestreaming rn if anyone interested.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

The fact that it took this long for her to actually get the funds to file the lawsuit doesn't bode well for her case.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

The fact that it took this long for her to actually get the funds to file the lawsuit doesn't bode well for her case.

and that she hired some random tranny lawyer
who seemingly career history is running defence for trannies

 

[OutInTheRain]

Mercante seems like the perfect client in many ways. Dumb as fuck, volatile as fuck, and malicious as fuck. If she had money, a real law firm would be seeing dollar signs. Unfortunately she gets a lawyer who looks like Marilyn Manson and seemingly can't spell.

Also what is it with dipshit millennials and thinking a lawsuit is a silver bullet?

 

[Sneed Chuckson]

Jesus Christ, spoiler that jumpscare. Look at her lawyer dawg she is cooked. Is this the same lawyer that sent the letter to Jewsh?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Jesus Christ, spoiler that jumpscare. Look at her lawyer dawg she is cooked. Is this the same lawyer that sent the letter to Jewsh?

No, that would be Lane, the ambulance chaser and Alyssa simp

and that she hired some random tranny lawyer
who seemingly career history is running defence for trannies

You mean niggers. And not random, he's had some high profile cases over the past four years. Usually against the police in New York.

 

[hs577]

The only thing I'll give them is section C-1. SmashJT was stupid to claim Alyssa sucked dick for money or was a literal prostitute or whatever. I've been here since the beginning of this thread picking over all Alyssa's dumb bullshit and she has only ever claimed to have been a camgirl in her time as a "sex worker." It's an insult to IRL prostitutes.

Didn't she herself claim multiple time to be a prostitute? She used "sex worker" or "whore" when talking about herself, but the terms seem rather interchangeable?

Some of these are in one of the Screenshots in the OP under "ALYSSA WHORECANTE", but here are a few Archives of since-deleted Twats:

https://archive.is/mqxac

I’m just gonna go back to sex work because at least then when I get fucked a lot I’ll get paid well for it

https://archive.ph/lwlW8

if i ever get fired i am going back to bartending and sex work fuck this industry

https://archive.is/l4ZZb

These bartenders just called me a prostitution whore and said my vagina was like the Holland tunnel

https://archive.ph/bosUy

Happy International Whores Day! I used to be a cam girl! Sex work is work!!

https://archive.is/UPBXJ

I read Jezebel every single day as a young, burgeoning feminist whore. It shaped me and my voice and proved to me that women contain multitudes, that we can fight for abortion rights while watching VPR, that we can speak out against atrocities while dressed cunt.

Isn't the defense that you just repeated what she claimed at that point, since you took her word for it?