💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[John Andrews Stan]

He could have said family was the most important thing in his life.

The statement about his kids is a lie, so why not?

I hope Nick explains to us how becoming a coked out sex addict was/is in his kids’ best interests. We’re all ears, Nick.

 

[Fapcop]

I have some sympathy because he has someone as deranged as Melton (who also has fans) compiling shit to send to his ex-wife to try to get him thrown in jail. Then the subreddit that also does this. The ex-wife thing is especially weird to me because it sounds like Aaron has warned her about Melton and how he’s obsessed with her kids.

Nick is actually committing felonies with the aide of likely pedophile Patrick Melton to terrorize Aaron and by extension his kids.

I don’t like Aaron, but he’s yet to be an actual liar. It appears that Nick might conniving enough to rob women of their movement to create dependency on him to further emotionally abuse them. The revenge porn thing is creepy, but I don’t view Aaron as a good guy. He’s an idiot who I have some sympathy because he at least acknowledges he did wrong and was potentially endangering his kids and he should’ve helped the Rekieta kids, but the Grandparents aren’t doing shit.

It’s truly bizarre isn’t it?

“Heya son, I hear you’re fucking your nanny, hanging out with pedophiles online, and have been busted with felony levels of cocaine… Everything ok?”

“SHUDDUP DAD! ITS FIIINE!”

“Oh ok, that’s a relief! Don’t forget to do your taxes son!”

Fucking A man… It’s like being a pathetic excuse for a man runs in the family.


(And yes, Aaron dealing with a pedo salivating over his kids is also beyond fucked.)

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Here is the containment thread for drug test sperging since it seems like people can’t find it.

Agreed. Keep this thread to general Rekieta happenings and discuss the nuances of how much cocaine you can give nine year olds there.

 

[demicolon]

Oh, right, we know Nick obsessively checks his own thread, the muh ODD hairline-adjusting must-reply-to-every-rib narcissist he is. Something something about muh depression lately, did he read about his prison prospects and got cold feet?

Let's see:
- can't shut his fucking mouth
- "ODD" aka abrasive faggot
- rats out his associates to the cops
- lost his own case and a fucking trafic ticket, so can't even trust him to be a jailhouse lawyer
- flabby crackhead mama's boy, so can't even have your back in a fight (no wait, he knows Teh Queen Dong lol)
- lets his boyfriend intimidate him with a baseball bat
- his boyfriend ate his cum
- he let his boyfriend fuck his wife knowing he ate his cum and despite not being into cucking
- he licked his boyfriend on camera
- admitted to attending gay nightclubs and allowed two Jamaicans to fuck his wife
- likes popper drugs like ketamine and probably inhalants
- does gay sex drugs like meth
- airs criminal shit on his own initiative, for no other reason than to piss people involved in said criminal shit off
- coked up his 8 year old daughter for "medicinal purposes"
- shakes hands with pedophiles
- sends the above mentioned pedos his boyfriend's personal info, including pictures of his children
- thinks anal sex jokes about bedbound prepubescent girls are funny and weird
- asks people whenever they like chicks with dicks to have balls or not
- lies about the dumbest shit and, to repeat, cannot shut his fucking mouth
- has rich parents who coddle him and for certain will send him a handsome commissary
- brags about being Internet famous
- has a megathread on the Internet documenting every single above thing, that bored out of their minds prisoners will inevitably find and read in detail

Shoulda take the plea, Nick. The only way out of this that I see is bribing inmates to leave you alone.
In Minnesota, prison enjoys you!

 

[Fapcop]

Wyświetl załącznik 6655267
Wakey wakey, he's back on Twitter.

Maybe it's nitpicky, but I think it points to relationships hanging by a thin thread over there.

Oh boy oh boy! Let’s hope!

And no, I don’t think you’re being nickpicky. When it comes to narcs like Rekieta, you can always assume that they lie, and the truth lies in what they’re NOT saying.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

He obviously doesnt have full access to any inherited money or else he wouldn´t be selling the house.

It could also be Nick's parents telling him to sell it in the hopes Ape gets thrown out.
She's run her course and his parents might be forcing him to sell it so he has to get rid of Ape without them acknowledging he's fucking a coke whore.

 

[parsnip]

Oh, I don't know about that.
Let's take a look at what having sex with Nick Rekieta got Kayla.

• 5 live births
• 3 miscarriages
• 1 prolapsed uterus
• 40 pounds of extra fat
• 2 windsock breasts to tuck into her pants
• chronic pelvic, genital and lower back pain from multiple live births
• a husband who finds her body repulsive

Kayla might be quite happy if Nick never touched her again.
If a sidepiece kept him away from her bed, she might not mind at all.

Especially since it sounds like Aaron was actually nice to her. If he's willing to describe her body as destroyed to his viewers, imagine the shit he's been saying to her for years. If she was smart, she'd have never used the cocaine and just made sure some fentanyl got mixed in. Her problems would have taken care of themselves.

 

[Desktop User2]

It could also be Nick's parents telling him to sell it in the hopes Ape gets thrown out.
She's run her course and his parents might be forcing him to sell it so he has to get rid of Ape without them acknowledging he's fucking a coke whore.

Could be but that would also confirm he doesn´t have free access to the money.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Could be but that would also confirm he doesn´t have free access to the money.

I don’t think they’d be having to cancel their meal subscription service if they had access to millions. Which is pretty grim, since the average Hello Fresh customer is not a millionaire. Kayla told Aaron they’d have to get rid of it because Nick wasn’t going to get his Rumble deal renewed.

Maybe that sassily eaten single Dorito was a fuck you to her as well.

Remember: Rumble declined to renew Nick’s contract after he took their money and spiraled.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Especially since it sounds like Aaron was actually nice to her. If he's willing to describe her body as destroyed to his viewers, imagine the shit he's been saying to her for years. If she was smart, she'd have never used the cocaine and just made sure some fentanyl got mixed in. Her problems would have taken care of themselves.

Nah, then she'd be the one who ends up in jail.

https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/las-vegas-woman-kills-roommate-806576

(Also, lol, "woman".)

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ok, we know someone was in the room at some point, Aaron said it was April who liked to sit in the corner. It could have also been Kayla, we just heard a female voice once, nothing further. He also read the same superchat something like 10 times, and said "oh shit we're still on" before the apparent bj, was that also him telling her to stop? He could also been verbally reminding himself the camera was still on, also in line with making a shitty dsp masturbating joke and the fact that he had said it earlier and was at a point where he verbalised everything he was thinking.

It wasn't Kayla, we know this because she didn't sit and watch him stream in the past. The whole meme about the fact he kept looking off to someone in the room - this was recent, since the polycule - we can reasonably infer that this is because a new person was watching him stream. It wasn't Aaron, it doesn't match Kayla's previous behaviour and Aaron had stated that April did it - evidence points to April being in the room.

However if you want to be specific about things lets run through this in a play by play.

Nick is rambling about something or other, and then looks down in the direction of his crotch and states "Why would you do this, why now?"
He then appears to be either jerking it, or reacting to someone else playing with his polish sausage, before exclaiming "why is this camera still on... we'll play the credits, no what we will do is we will sit here". Notably, what is incredibly telling for me is that you can see Nick look at his crotch, then every time he looks down he is looking at a different position. The positions of where he is looking track exactly with how someone would have to move to get back into the corner from under the desk without being caught by the camera. He also smiles at whatever he is looking at.

In addition to this, when I turn up the quality and turn up the noise I agree with Warski - you can hear a belt being undone. I personally think you can hear his mic picking up blowjob noises from under the desk. Although audio is always questionable when it is not entirely clear, so take that as you will.

The wider point is that it is highly likely April was in the room, and Nick is looking at her, watching her crawl under the desk and back, he smiles at her and reacts to whatever is going on as if someone is sucking him off. Yet we are to believe that this is some crazy theory.

I'm baffled how everyone is acting like we have 100% verified proof that it happened

The first thing I said is that there is no confirmation. Sure, it could be a stupid DSP joke, it could of been him masturbating, but we have to acknowledge that all the available facts would indicate that he was being sucked off. People speculate on this forum all the time, as far as I am concerned the basis for these speculations is relatively solid.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick admits to “some bad decisions”:



Loooool.

 

[Scan_Lines]

I haven't seen anyone suggest that we have 100% proof of this. You're making a mountain out of a molehill. This discussion is just speculation.

I'd believe the theory that Rekieta was just trying to satirize DSP if he had used that justification himself. It would make sense and be way less ridiculous than the excuse he made up: "I was pressing the wound in my leg to stay awake."

The fact that he used this ridiculous excuse suggests to me that something much more embarrassing than just satirizing DSP was happening.

Sorry but from my perspective, making audio louder and claiming you can hear sucking is making a mountain out of a molehile. Looked like he actually masterbated while trying to mock dsp to me. I'm aware it's all speculation, hence why I'm saying that it's bizarre that people have taken a motion Rekieta made while he was wobbling everywhere and are now saying that it makes them believe he was getting a bj.

Yeah that was a pretty shit excuse for him to make, just like every other one he's made when caught doing shit. Does it mean he was getting head or is it more likely that in his coke addled brain, he did actually start masturbating in a fuck up of the joke?

Ok, Rekieta definitely got sucked off, I hope me thinking that based on weak evidence makes you feel better. I'll try not to make mountain out of a molehill by pointing out that all the points people are speculating with, don't really equate to much and it appeared that he tried to mock dsp and did actually start masterbating.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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It could also be Nick's parents telling him to sell it in the hopes Ape gets thrown out.
She's run her course and his parents might be forcing him to sell it so he has to get rid of Ape without them acknowledging he's fucking a coke whore.

Could be but that would also confirm he doesn´t have free access to the money.

I lean towards the wrangling angle. Nick's parents are attempting to constrain him by taking away some of the extra 'toys' he has to fuck up with. Selling the house as a condition of continued financial support or for legal bills is a nice, indirect way to try to move April out of the picture. It could also be a carrot that Nick will get all the money from the sale.

He definitely does not have any controll of vast sums of family money. We saw what he did when he had his own YouTube and Rumble money.

I don’t think they’d be having to cancel their meal subscription service if they had access to millions. Which is pretty grim, since the average Hello Fresh customer is not a millionaire. Kayla told Aaron they’d have to get rid of it because Nick wasn’t going to get his Rumble deal renewed.

Maybe that sassily eaten single Dorito was a fuck you to her as well.

Remember: Rumble declined to renew Nick’s contract after he took their money and spiraled.

I think the cancelation is more of a rarionalised priority choice of supporting his cocaine habit over simple grocery preparation. However, Nick failed at even that 'simple' task.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I lean towards the wrangling angle. Nick's parents are attempting to constrain him by taking away some of the extra 'toys' he has to fuck up with. Selling the house as a condition of continued financial support or for legal bills is a nice, indirect way to try to move April out of the picture. It could also be a carrot that Nick will get all the money from the sale.

I wish I could believe this.

But I’ve never seen parents go from “I’ve NEVER seen my son intoxicated!” to locking down access to funds and making demands with conditions on those demands.

I just don’t think Bob and Celeste have it in them.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

He obviously doesnt have full access to any inherited money or else he wouldn´t be selling the house.

A discretionary trust, as I assumed was the case. Just a step above a conservatorship.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

"Hey guys, next month when I rape that pug, I mean fuck that pug, the pug will have consented, okay, guys? Don't get WEIRD about this!"

Consent accidenting a dog. The crossover nobody wanted.

 

[Scan_Lines]

@Mr E. Grifter
I'm not saying it's impossible but even in your play by play, some of the evidence are things he was also saying earlier, like comments about the stream still being on.

I get how it looks, still not saying it's impossible but with all the people on coke, it could have been anything.

Guy was gone for 45 minutes, probably did coke of off Aprils pancake ass, was mid fucking her and didn't do his pants back up while running back to yell at Mr Medicare.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just a step above a conservatorship.

Nick getting 5150’d (or whatever the Minnesota code for it is) would be glorious, but it’s not something I’m hoping for.

That said, it’s hard not to imagine and smile.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I wish I could believe this.

But I’ve never seen parents go from “I’ve NEVER seen my son intoxicated!” to locking down access to funds and making demands with conditions on those demands.

I just don’t think Bob and Celeste have it in them.

I think the act in court was just an act.

How many melanated savages get killed by coppers then the family stand up and say: 'He wuz an onner student! A gud boi who never did nuffin!', in the trial?

They were clearly lying, and despite any previous pusillanimity, the handful of legal cases and child removal should motivate them to do something to get this under control. I cannot logically believe they would do nothing.

There is no proof (beyond Bob paying Nick's property tax), but given the lack of money spent on PR campaign or big wig lawyers, I suggest they are trying to do the wrangling in private.