💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Folgers Can]

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You forgot to add the official seal of approval that renders all of this admissible evidence against him pursuant to established Minnesota court precedent:

 

[AnOminous]

Nick thinks Aaron was the snitch who got the ball rolling on the search warrant, but he can't prove it.

Nick is a mental retard because the search warrant affidavit laid it out clearly. Cocaine psychosis is a real thing. Next he'll be ripping his own flesh desperately trying to find imaginary insects under his skin.

 

[Accidental Protege]

All messages from April to Patrick Melton's stream (November 8, 2024):

These messages can be verified based on the YouTube ID (second column).

She sent the following super chats, 3x$20 = $60:

Wyświetl załącznik 6624084

She sent the following unpaid messages:

Wyświetl załącznik 6624083

The April Law account is fake.

All messages from Nick to Patrick Melton's stream (November 8, 2024):

Wyświetl załącznik 6624081

“You’ll all know who I am someday soon”

This gives me the feeling I’ll be watching “The YouTube Lawyer Murder Trial” on CourtTV sooner than later. I can’t believe these people are real.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

You guys want some more funny?

Ralph threatened @Potentially Criminal, called him fat, and then IMMEDIATELY afterwards his chair broke under his weight.

9RG-7hfVCb3pOjvp.mp4

You can't make this up! You have to see it!

Clip courtesy of Legal Seagull via Twitter.

I can't handle so much Kino and comedy in a short period of time. This last few weeks have just been crazy with content.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

“You’ll all know who I am someday soon”

This gives me the feeling I’ll be watching “The YouTube Lawyer Murder Trial” on CourtTV sooner than later. I can’t believe these people are real.

I must say, this Ally McBeal reboot is wild.

 

[AnOminous]

Of course this won't work if Nick purchased it and it's in his bank records.

They won't need bank records. Just the testimony of the cops who aren't notorious pathological liars who would lie to you about what they had for breakfast will do, along with the bodycam footage of the safe right there.

Nick is such a pathetic liar. Why lie so much when you suck at it so hard? Just tell the truth, it's easier.

 

[USAroXX]

IIRC Ethan Ralph had claimed once, while streaming [or was it on twitter], that Canoe-KEANU was claiming that April was filing DV charges against Aaron???

Might THOSE "threats" be used against Ralph/keanu/april/nick in terms of harrassment and witness intimidation of Aaron? Now add in all Nick n April melton SUPERCHATS and recent Tweets and AUDIO from Melton show and add Nick's Locals "cooking" streams too?!?!?

Just a thought, since everyone seems to be guessing why MN is going after GUNT....[including the ralphamale himself and the non-practicing attorney yet full-time junkie nick]

Hiya ANA K.

 

[repentance]

EDIT: Per @Balldo's Gate revealing the warrant and subsequently Ethan's own further statements, Ethan has clarified that this is a matter in Stearns County and thus more likely related to streaming Aaron's arraignment. Post slightly edited with the updated information.

Why is he blaming Aaron for it. He'd be in just as much shit if he'd streamed Nick or Kayla's hearing.

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph threatened @Potentially Criminal, called him fat, and then IMMEDIATELY afterwards his chair broke under his weight.

I like how the last 30 seconds is just basically his gunt. Nothing on the camera but his gunt, after a chair suffered a structural failure from his massive obesity right after he called someone else fat.

Oh fuck lol the sound of his piss bottles getting knocked everywhere lol.

I didn't even hear the piss bottles at first. It's like one of those bottle xylophone things, they all have different tones because of different levels of piss in them. Listen and you'll hear they have different tones, even though they were probably all the same beer.

That is the sound of multiple piss bottles getting knocked over violently, at different levels of piss fullness.

Imagine being as subhuman as Ethan Ralph.

 

[Fapcop]

I mean at this point, why not?
It's not worse than any of the other retarded things this fucking child neglecting drunken sot has come out with, or done, to obliterate his case, and his reputation, integrity, and career.
It's not like he can make his situation any worse.

If he seriously tries to pass off his drug fuelled, insane ramblings as a serious legal defense his asshole is going to be violated with the Balldo of Justice, and after everything he's done to his family, it's richly deserved.

“No sir, I did not know what was in the safe sir!”

“Mr. Rekieta, you let a man into your bedroom. Let him keep a safe there. And it is your testimony that you did NOT know what was in it? You never saw him open it?

“No sir!”

“And why not?”

“Well to be frank sir, I was too busy watching him plow my wife! Mr. Imholte has a cock that I can only describe as GLORIOUS! Watching him stretch out my wife, and seeing that rock hard member, glistening with sweat, semen and lubricant, bring my wife to ecatasy time and time again had a hypnotizing effect. Besides, as you can see from exhibit D, I was usually in the cuck corner, holding a tray of liquid refreshments. My back was turned to the safe at all times!”

 

[Mouse Cop]

You guys want some more funny?

Ralph threatened @Potentially Criminal, called him fat, and then IMMEDIATELY afterwards his chair broke under his weight.

9RG-7hfVCb3pOjvp.mp4

You can't make this up! You have to see it!

Clip courtesy of Legal Seagull via Twitter.

It was God's plan! God's plan!

 

[DickMain]

[referencing April Imholt] Some Fag: "She has two little cupholders at home."

Melton and his freak friends should all be crucified or burned alive or something.

I cannot comprehend how he has not had his face cratered yet.

 

[CoomerTine]

I saw the clips from BNN and thought it was AI… that’s actually Nick?

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick is a mental retard because the search warrant affidavit laid it out clearly. Cocaine psychosis is a real thing. Next he'll be ripping his own flesh desperately trying to find imaginary insects under his skin.

Don't listen to him, Nick. Those bugs are trying to alawg you from beneath your skin.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I saw the clips from BNN and thought it was AI… that’s actually Nick?

It depends… If he sounds like a normal person, it’s probably AI. But if he sounds like a huge faggot, it’s the real Nick Rekieta.

EDIT: I’m screen grabbing Melton‘s stream. I would suggest someone to take a look at April‘s & Rekieta’s recent Tweets and archive them.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

>”anyone have any other questions for Nick?”
>”wait I don’t want to leave, I want to stay and diss on Aaron with my friends!”

Nick, you pathetic retard, they aren’t your friends. They’re using you for content against Aaron.

 

[Fapcop]

Watching April sperg about how she’s TOTALLY her own woman, and super empowered, WHILE superchatting some pedo streamer who has her ex-boyfriend talking about her pussy, is so cute and clueless I’m almost getting a little hard.

(Don’t worry @Captain Manning , my heart is still set for Kayla!)

April is the kind of chick who got attention in High School because she put out, and never grew out of it.

The smart move would be to shoah all her socials, move to somewhere she isn’t known as the county ho, and land some wagie husband with a decent job before she smashes into the wall.

Instead she’s fishing for attention from retards and degens and flaunting the fact that she’s totally cool with being smashed by coke heads, and is the COOL kinda lay, who will let you do all the stuff you see on Pornhub.

Never change April!

 

[Chode]

Here's Nick saying he has a letter from the district attorney saying there is no victims in this crime. He hopes to use that letter to get the neglect charges dropped.
He goes on to say people conspired to tell lies to the preacher to have him relay those lies to the cops. Says he 'has recordings of the people conspiring to tell the lies to the preacher' from discovery and he gets to use them to defend himself not just in court but also in public.

2:26

I don't see why he wouldn't release these now that he has disclosed this evidence short of releasing the original material. He knows the witness list (including the people the preacher mentioned) and the accusations they told the preacher are out there.

Would these witnesses get called at trial?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

You guys want some more funny?

Ralph threatened @Potentially Criminal, called him fat, and then IMMEDIATELY afterwards his chair broke under his weight.

9RG-7hfVCb3pOjvp.mp4

You can't make this up! You have to see it!

Clip courtesy of Legal Seagull via Twitter.

>Trump wins
>immediately bad things happen to bad people

We are so back. Nick is going to get passed around in prison like currency.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I can’t archive things because I am suck screen grabbing Melton’s stream. But really interesting things are happening on Twitter between Rekieta and April. Especially April’s twitter.

EDIT: April is tweeting about how she wonders how the Balldo feels like. She tweets how Rekieta unreasonably did not check on her. How someone is coming for her faster than she expected. How she would like to talk with Nick, and how she likes to talk about sex. Amongst other things.

I am mobile fagging. Please someone archive this.