💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[TexOffender]

Clip below: April was Nick's girlfriend but they broke up and he still loves her.

When asked by a puppet if April was living on his property, Nick responded by saying she doesn't live at his house and refuses further comment.

2024-11-08 Nick's Girlfriend.mp4

Also, near the end April Law showed up to claim that the person superchatting under April Anderson earlier wasn't the real April:

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So what are the odds Kayla sees this, throws something at Nick and we get black-eyed Nick again?

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Oh boy, I finally found a place on the Kiwi farms to discuss my favorite game Baldo the gaurdian owls. I searched Baldo and here you are.

 

[Fapcop]

Yeah they're clearly just fucking gassing him up because his trainwreck is funny.
Nick is too drunk and too narcissistic to read social cues so he can't even see it.
This shit eating chomo isn't his friend.
He's using him for content and hoping to get access to his kids.

Did anyone else know a guy like Nick in HS?

You know, the kind of weirdo that others tolerated because he was a monkey they could make dance for their own amusement.

“Heya, wouldn’t it be funny if SOMEONE called Stacy a dirty skank to her face?!”

“Oh boy, it sure would be AWESOME if someone went up to Chad and poured out a beer on him! Just too bad nobody here gots the BALLS and is COOL ENOUGH to do it!”

And as soon as they riled him up, they’d giggle about what a fucking moron he is, and watch the chaos unfold.

That’s literally Nick.

Except he’s not a friendless 17 year old that assholes can wind up for their amusement.

HES A GODDAMN MAN IN HIS FORTIES WITH FIVE KIDS, GETTING PLAYED LIKE A FIDDLE BY PEDOPHILES AND DEGENS.

Shit is pathetic.

 

[part timer]

Also, near the end April Law showed up to claim that the person superchatting under April Anderson earlier wasn't the real April:

Moody, the New Zealand(?) guy in the blue shirt apparently vetted April Anderson as the real deal

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'm gonna guess they'll claim that the Safe Belonged to Aaron and that he left without giving over the passcode,

I mean at this point, why not?
It's not worse than any of the other retarded things this fucking child neglecting drunken sot has come out with, or done, to obliterate his case, and his reputation, integrity, and career.
It's not like he can make his situation any worse.

If he seriously tries to pass off his drug fuelled, insane ramblings as a serious legal defense his asshole is going to be violated with the Balldo of Justice, and after everything he's done to his family, it's richly deserved.

Imagine being the Barneswalker lmfaooo having to constantly play catchup because your fucking disaster of a client can't stop standing on his own dick

 

[Telvanni]

Prosecution team doing cartwheels tonight

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Also, near the end April Law showed up to claim that the person superchatting under April Anderson earlier wasn't the real April:

April Law is a fake account. Her YouTube account isn't called April Law.
The profile picture is also wrong.

Moody, the New Zealand(?) guy in the blue shirt apparently vetted April Anderson as the real deal

Yeah, apparently it was a real account.

EDIT: "April Anderson" is real, here are all the messages

All messages from April to Patrick Melton's stream (November 8, 2024):

These messages can be verified based on the YouTube ID (second column).

"April Law" was a fake.

 

[Desktop User2]

It´s FUNNY and WEIRD that after "creating" a whole genre of entertainment and completely dominating LawTube, Rackets has to phone in to a show of Aaron detractors just because he has ABSOLUTELY 0 FRIENDS left to vent about his former lover. Can you imagine how pathetic that is? You can only connect with a bunch of guys egging you on so you can embarrass yourself just because you have nobody else to talk to but your husk of a wife, completely benzoed out of any life, and a BPD whore trying to destroy your family so you can buy her pretty things
I would just kill myself, Rackets. Without much of a thought. Your kids are set up already by the work of your predecessors, you are completely worthless.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Balldosisters, how did it come to this?

 

[Captain Manning]

You guys want some more funny?

Ralph threatened @Potentially Criminal, called him fat, and then IMMEDIATELY afterwards his chair broke under his weight.

1:40

You can't make this up! You have to see it!

Clip courtesy of Legal Seagull via Twitter.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Please tell me someone archived the stream and possibly has it in pieces. @elb I don’t think he can strike you for this.

 

[Maraschino]

Please tell me someone archived the stream and possibly has it in pieces. @elb I don’t think he can strike you for this.

People in Sean's Discord have already started to download it.

 

[Bepis]

I'm gonna guess they'll claim that the Safe Belonged to Aaron and that he left without giving over the passcode, the coke in the safe and the coke being used outside the safe were completely unrelated and completely coincidental. It's desperate but it's a way of kicking down the amount seized substantially. Of course this won't work if Nick purchased it and it's in his bank records.

They could try but I'm not sure it would work. Skimming through the thread for the case (because I could swear it was in a document that one of them opened the safe for the cops, can't find it if it is though), but there were two safes with cocaine in them. I would genuinely love to see this coked out retard try to convince a jury that his wife's ex-boyfriend somehow snuck two safes full of drugs into the house and just left them there.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Please tell me someone archived the stream and possibly has it in pieces. @elb I don’t think he can strike you for this.

I have the full stream archived on my PC, and a screen recording of the last 50 minutes with chat.

The stream is still on, so I am still trying to screen capture the stream with chat on my PC. I’ll try to get all of that. If Melton makes it private, I’ll upload it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You guys want some more funny?

Ralph threatened @Potentially Criminal, called him fat, and then IMMEDIATELY afterwards his chair broke under his weight.

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You can't make this up! You have to see it!

Clip courtesy of Legal Seagull via Twitter.

Oh fuck lol the sound of his piss bottles getting knocked everywhere lol.

 

[part timer]

Looks like the live chat has been removed again, I recorded the last 30 or so minutes with chat which I can upload shortly

I have the full stream archived on my PC, and a screen recording of the last 50 minutes with chat.

The stream is still on, so I am still trying to screen capture the stream with chat on my PC. I’ll try to get all of that. If Melton makes it private, I’ll upload it.

Yeah, just checked back in on the video and it looks like the full chat replay is available now; shall also hold off on uploading my recording

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Did anyone else know a guy like Nick in HS?

You know, the kind of weirdo that others tolerated because he was a monkey they could make dance for their own amusement.

“Heya, wouldn’t it be funny if SOMEONE called Stacy a dirty skank to her face?!”

“Oh boy, it sure would be AWESOME if someone went up to Chad and poured out a beer on him! Just too bad nobody here gots the BALLS and is COOL ENOUGH to do it!”

And as soon as they riled him up, they’d giggle about what a fucking moron he is, and watch the chaos unfold.

That’s literally Nick.

Except he’s not a friendless 17 year old that assholes can wind up for their amusement.

HES A GODDAMN MAN IN HIS FORTIES WITH FIVE KIDS, GETTING PLAYED LIKE A FIDDLE BY PEDOPHILES AND DEGENS.

Shit is pathetic.

Spoiler: Eighty-nine years ago....

Weaselly weenies [like Nick] in my high school were few. Otherwise decent nerds and dorks were usually at worst ignored until they got their shit together and relaxed a little...and then they were liked (even - can it be?? - if they kept up their so-called "nerd" hobbies and appearance). Despite being in hs in the John Hughes era, though we absolutely had cliques and tiers of popularity, literally no one hardly anyone* was physically/ actively/ actually bullied just for being unpopular or a nerd.

*OK, I can remember one girl who was pretty well shunned and mocked, and a person or two given shitty nicknames. So, that happens. :-/

But what I also saw (this is a hidden message to incels or others who feel as though being awkward is a forever loss in the game of life) was early mega-nerds become pretty popular (A-/B+/B) over our 4 years once they grew up a bit and got some confidence in themselves.

Tl; dr: Nick Rekieta may or may not be an actual nerd, but he is an unlikeable, dishonorable, unfunny, petty, jealous, envious, and small-minded drip.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

For fucks sake. Ralph’s having a Pillstream and now Rekieta? Just let me finish my MATI!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

All messages from April to Patrick Melton's stream (November 8, 2024):

These messages can be verified based on the YouTube ID (second column).

She sent the following super chats, 3x$20 = $60:



She sent the following unpaid messages:



The April Law account is fake.

All messages from Nick to Patrick Melton's stream (November 8, 2024):

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Too bad it's audio only, suggestion to all clippers, use this to mark whenever he speaks

or this one (can't find the original)