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- 22 Maj 2024
Jesus piggertits maybe you should invest in shampoo and wash your dirty greasy dead skin instead of hollering at kiwifarms 24/7. You also look 70, even Harry Morris looks younger than you.
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DSP's Tax Lawyer
kiwifarms.net
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- 1 Sie 2021
Has anyone checked to see if Ralph has some pajeet in him? He really enjoys poop as much as the pajeets
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- 1 Lut 2020
Well shit, that's because ole Harry "Show Feet" Morris has a lot less to be stressed about nowadays. He's managed to tardwrangle his retarded daughter and no more retarded son-in-law. Yeah, a portion of his bloodline is forever tainted, but he's got other children. It's not like Amanda was a prized horse to begin with. Plus, he seems to enjoy being a grandad in the first place, so I imagine he's the type who believes every child is a blessing. It's really the polar opposite of how Ralph views his children.
Ralph, on the other hand, is stressed every minute throughout the day because he's got so much shit working against him. No money, no friends, no family. He gets fucked with online. He gets fucked with IRL. He's at max levels of the emotional spectrum at all times because he's legitimately a woman. His cortisone levels must be a sight to behold.
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- 18 Lut 2024
You're completely wrong. Ralph has a lot to live for. He has us.
MercuryDrinker
kiwifarms.net
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- 6 Mar 2023
Jesus Christ at that point I would just kill myself. Ain't no shame in that this far gone.
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- 18 Lut 2024
He's said that spite for us is keeping him alive (so as not to give us the W). I think he might actually be right that we're propping him up but for a different reason. As the poster above noted, Ralph has little going for him: no family outside of humiliating state-supervised visits (a situation for which he has no one to blame but himself), an unfulfilling job of silently watching CNN clips for $5 donos and he's getting to the age where his first love (substance abuse) is giving diminishing returns. He has one advantage that other middle age deadbeats lack however and that is an entire internet forum willing to give him attention.
You know how BossmanJack is (or was
) addicted to the whole cycle of gambling, even/especially the losing? Well, I posit that Ralph's true sustaining addiction is coming on here and reading about himself. The best part from his perspective is that if he senses our attention flagging he can simply get fucked up on stream or talk a bunch of dumb trash on twitter and interest picks back up.
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- 1 Lut 2020
That's a cruel, yet Ralph's reality. He knows 1000% that the alogs are the only people who will notice or care about his death. I believed him when he won't kill himself to own the alogs because that's the only thing he's got going for him. TBH, it kinda solidifies the "Ralph is a women" idea. Most men would off themselves in his situation.
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- 9 Lis 2022
Dude looks like a scrotum with a skin disease
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- 16 Sie 2018
He’s such a horrific looking pig monster that the prospect of a colour photo embarrasses him,
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
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- 12 Kwi 2021
Maybe Mexican planes are like rollercoasters.
Looks like an electron microscope image of a section of an old petri dish.
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- 30 Mar 2019
Is this skin cancer? Does Ralph have carcinomas all over his face?
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- 15 Gru 2015
The technical term for what is over his face, is "Face AIDS".
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- 16 Sie 2018
We aren’t that lucky.
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- 16 Gru 2019
He doesn’t realize that all Faith being nice “to him” is Faith trying her retarded best to do what’s best for Xander. For all of her failings (and is there a failing for a woman below being gunted?) she does appear to be trying to do her single-mom best for her son.
Ralph thinks it’s a win, but it is. It’s just for Xander and he’s getting table scraps meant for a toddler.
Yes, he’s getting Internet cucked by his own son and he counts this as a win.
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- 11 Kwi 2023
Rosacea, and it occupies a part of his psyche. You see people think it's cozy rozy but it's really Rosacea Rozy.
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- 2 Sty 2019
Unless he is admitting finally that he only had his kids to own Josh Moon, everyone knowing absolutely every detail of his private life is entirely Ralph's fault. He literally posted ultrasound pics of Xander to Twitter on their first Ultrasound. None of us would even know Xander exists or Rozy exists without Ralph sharing that information with the entire Internet and he did that because he's a fucking retard.
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- 6 Lut 2021
So much so that piggy has extremely strong proof of being a massive pussy. He openly brags about his private life, including pretending to care about Xander and Faith. The only person that piggertits care is himself and all priorities are feed to himself.
He is an extremely narcissistic retard that would put away everything and lie just to taunt Josh, including the many hellspawns he gunted and pretends if he was a good dad. He cucked himself to the internet, claiming “wins” back and forth and desperately trying to make money whilst living through the shithole shack in Mexico.
What a sore loser.
Copper Dingus
kiwifarms.net
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- 31 Maj 2024
It looks like seborrheic dermatitis. He likely can't afford the treatment (it's $15 a month).
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- 9 Lis 2021
Every beef is one-sided. He's not even worth anyone's time anymore.