🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Belligerent Salmon]

We all know why the Copeamale uses a black and white filter... especially at airports

 

[Guntkvd]

We all know why the Copeamale uses a black and white filter... especially at airports

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“Nurgle is Kang.”
- Ralpus Plaguegunt

 

[UCantCCPMe]

We all know why the Copeamale uses a black and white filter... especially at airports

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What the fuck Ethan? Is your Mexican shack built on top of discarded barrels of toxic waste? He's slowly becoming the Toxic Avenger. Careful Ralph, Lloyd Kaufman might start copystriking your shit by mistake.

 

[Red Frida]

Haven't seen a single post here saying he's afraid to come to the USA, that may be the reason he didn't post a screenshot. Instead we get this childish fuck off finger pose that a 14 year old retard would think of as cool and edgy. You don't have to use the black and white filter, we know that your pig face is rosacea red and your clothes are covered with dandruff.
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That middle finger is barely half the length of his palm, is that normal? Seems like most people's fingers are equal in length to their palms.

 

[Vibralldo]

Haven't seen a single post here saying he's afraid to come to the USA, that may be the reason he didn't post a screenshot. Instead we get this childish fuck off finger pose that a 14 year old retard would think of as cool and edgy. You don't have to use the black and white filter, we know that your pig face is rosacea red and your clothes are covered with dandruff.
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Crazy that we bullied him for his weird skin discoloration that he no longer posts color photos

 

[Die For Me!]

Reminder that Ralph ripped off Andy Warskis monochrome filter shtick and rebranded it as "Noir".

Is there a single original idea Ralph has ever come up with?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Is he smoking 100’s? Very womanly behavior, sad!

Wasn't he going to quit smoking to save himself $1000 a year?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

We all know why the Copeamale uses a black and white filter... especially at airports

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You can still see his fucked up skin even in the black and white

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Haven't seen a single post here saying he's afraid to come to the USA, that may be the reason he didn't post a screenshot. Instead we get this childish fuck off finger pose that a 14 year old retard would think of as cool and edgy. You don't have to use the black and white filter, we know that your pig face is rosacea red and your clothes are covered with dandruff.
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Only bitches smoke 100's. He 100% has one of these in his murse.

 

[Kandinsky]

How long is Ralph planning on riding this anti-jew grift? He couldn't articulate to you why he's against Israel, be it in a political or socio-economic sense, he's just like the retards out there calling themselves "queers for palestine". Hamas would not hesitate to remove piggy's head from his fat little torso and parade it around on a stick, but no Ralph, keep simping for a bunch of pedo islamist bud, I'm sure that's the road to success.

Hamas may be residents of Palestine, but most Palestinians never wanted their war. They just wanted to go to work and be left alone. The Palestinians are not Hamas.

 

[Lidl Drip]

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Your mistake is trying to compare his anatomy to a human, if you look at this:

you will see his proportions are actually perfectly fine.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

Ralph IS a wrestler though. He's just the type of wrestler they pay peanuts (superchats) to to get their shit wrecked in Tuesday night bingo halls.

Ralph is the kind of guy who thinks of himself as involved in professional wrestling because he paid the other guy to pound him in the bedroom of his Mexican AirBnB.

 

[HackerX]

Haven't seen a single post here saying he's afraid to come to the USA, that may be the reason he didn't post a screenshot. Instead we get this childish fuck off finger pose that a 14 year old retard would think of as cool and edgy. You don't have to use the black and white filter, we know that your pig face is rosacea red and your clothes are covered with dandruff.
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Cringe. What's next, listing "school of hard knocks" as his occupation on Facebook and LinkedIn??

Ralph IS a wrestler though. He's just the type of wrestler they pay peanuts (superchats) to to get their shit wrecked in Tuesday night bingo halls.

The Ralphamale is also a failed wrestling promoter! He held one event, was afraid of getting served the entire time, and the talent called the entire thing a a shitshow. The guy who funded everything bounced too.

I was just about to say this. He is 100% smoking 100s.

What a Ralfemale.

Must have picked it up from ol' Sandra. Mommy's lil piggy.

 

[alan thicke]

That middle finger is barely half the length of his palm, is that normal? Seems like most people's fingers are equal in length to their palms.

he's got the short stubby sausage fingers of a short stubby lil' pigman

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What the fuck Ethan? Is your Mexican shack built on top of discarded barrels of toxic waste? He's slowly becoming the Toxic Avenger. Careful Ralph, Lloyd Kaufman might start copystriking your shit by mistake.

Hideous as Toxie is, he's beloved by Tromaville and is an effective crime fighter. He's also happily married and a good father. He would rip Gunt to shreds by disemboweling him.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Haven't seen a single post here saying he's afraid to come to the USA, that may be the reason he didn't post a screenshot. Instead we get this childish fuck off finger pose that a 14 year old retard would think of as cool and edgy. You don't have to use the black and white filter, we know that your pig face is rosacea red and your clothes are covered with dandruff.
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Taking public transportation to see your estranged son, because his mother ALLOWED him too, is pure badass. Get bent, haylawgs!

 

[Die For Me!]

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No, pedo a-log, it wasn't me who sekturized my child before it bursted out of my ex girlfriends womb, it was the cyber stalker terrorist Dox Moon who did it, a-log. Enjoy Doxbin.

 

[HackerX]

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Wyświetl załącznik 6441495 No, pedo a-log, it wasn't me who sekturized my child before it bursted out of my ex girlfriends womb, it was the cyber stalker terrorist Dox Moon who did it, a-log. Enjoy Doxbin.

Did Ralph forget he impregnated Faith, solely to spite the alogs and Ralph 2? The sektur was the driving force for Xander's conception. Perhaps it was his alter ego, Rad Roberts? The ragepig is legitimately buckbroken.

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

all mah enemies are vahl degenurits! Anyway how funny is it this woman got raped and beaten lol

It's literally impossible to read Ralph's tweets without sounding like PPP now.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

Ralph is the kind of guy who thinks of himself as involved in professional wrestling because he paid the other guy to pound him in the bedroom of his Mexican AirBnB.

After he paid him to pound the Horse first. Figured he would have a lower chance of STDs if there was a protective layer of horse shit all over his dick.