🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Die For Me!]

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: lmao ah broadcasted the first one and wont no shit happen tew me l-m-a-ohhh
yew think ahm going back to nigga soda anytieem sewn.... or ever? hahahahahahahahaha

 

[HackerX]

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: lmao ah broadcasted the first one and wont no shit happen tew me l-m-a-ohhh
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Seems to me like there may have been smoke to the witness tampering fire. It's not like him to gloat about NOT doing something without an obvious and impending L looming over that thing. Aaron already knows Ralph is not worth the effort because he's a bitch and Nick bought him lunch last time. Something don't smell right.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Did Ralph get women's sized sandals?

 

[NaggotFigger]

benituh jurez ehpurt cuntenues tu by da wurst eirpurt un urth shieet man ahm been tu mo dan 100 ehpurt itz cumplet shieeet mang

yew brugt me aeh to ters wid yew post lawd da lil relphamel is da bess nigga ahm so fuckin praud ouf him lawd… nawt liek ah wuld nevuh pay chald sapport ur sumthin ayylawg

ah brught dem crawcs becus am nawt liek five foot wan yall ahm nawt nigga

 

[HackerX]

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He weres a women's handbag so him wereing women's crocs doesn't seem that big of a deal.

 

[NaggotFigger]

He weres a women's handbag so him wereing women's crocs doesn't seem that big of a deal.

He claims to be the Ralphamale, whilst looking like an obese manlet with excessive estrogen levels whilst being five foot one, five-hundred-pounds with sagging quadruple titties and bifurcated gunt, double chin and a bifurcated fat neck and balding. It makes him look like a fat beta pig more than a real Ralphamale that he claims to be.

 

[bile demon]

The way Ralph writes that makes it sound as if

The way Ralph tells it it's the cultural norm to visit your son on the father's birthday instead of the other way around.

The guntling better bring Ralph a lot of presents or else it's getting the Faith treatment.

 

[Die For Me!]

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benituh jurez ehpurt cuntenues tu by da wurst eirpurt un urth shieet man ahm been tu mo dan 100 ehpurt itz cumplet shieeet mang

>Denied entry even if you're on time

Literally what the fuck does he mean by this? What could they have possibly denied you for? Trying to ride for free? Not tall enough to ride? Sounds like a lot of retarded cope from someone expecting to miss his appointment with Vickers Jr.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Ralph spends money on stupid shit while abroad yet again:
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Ralph in tears over twitter post, assures us that the 2 hours he stares at his son every month is very fun for both parties:
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Now waiduh minute! Could these well wishes instead be encrypted a-log tomfoolery?!
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Ralph Noo!! Disavow!!! Disavow!!!

Lmao the crocs are manifesting!!!

 

[Rogue AI]

Did Ralph get women's sized sandals?

But they're actually more comfy that the lady two pairs of sandals I bought, including Puma.

I know this is Ralph tweeting in a xanny tequilla haze but maybe he meant to say more comfy than the lady two pairs of sandals I bought?

Happy birthday, Gunt! I hope he's reflecting on the fact that both his kids are being raised by different men.

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

Damn it really sucks that Ralph is too bitch made to go back to Minnesota. At least he was only pretending to be dick’s little bitch though. I would be distraught if I thought he wasn’t still friends with Vito the pedo

 

[DogZero]

Ralph wrote a big boy tweet before boarding his plane to Tijuana:

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Lol he has made one of these *ppp ralph voice* “THANKS FOR STICKIN WITH THE RALPHAMALE ON HIS ONE WAY TRIP TO HELL THE LAST YEAR! CHEERS TO ANOTHER YEAR AND WHAT NEW LOWS I CAN REACH! THE PENAL CODE STILL HAS A FEW HUNDRED STATUTES LEFT TO VIOLATE MUCH LESS THA TEN COMMANDMENTS!! WHO WILL LEAVE ME NEXT? MY SANITY? SEE YA ALL IN THA LAKE OF FIRE GAYLOGS!” type annual posts literally every year since 2020.

It’s not just the last year of turmoil. Is he implying there has been a break since 2020? He might as well say the last half decade at this point.

 

[Near]

Worst airport on earth, bish. You show up before the gate is open and THEY DON'T LET YOU IN
THEY DON'T KNOW WHO AH AM?

THEY ALSO MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR PHONE AND PASSPORT BECAUSE THEY'RE SO SHIT!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph W. Made a nice appreciation post and is just going to spend time with his son and is trying to have a better relationship with Faith for the kids sake. Alogs are seething.

Jury is out on the sandals.

 

[Mynameisdark]

Ralph is never gonna get a hug from the Rekieta polycule ever again, how sad! Ralph has talked more about his own Birthday during this trip, than he did Xander's the trip before.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

How much of an insufferable faggot retard is Ralph that he can’t manage an airport. He always has issues, never had any issue as much as I fly unlike this nigger. But then again I don’t fly drunk with a backpack full of legally prescribed woman pills like Ralph

 

[FiveStarAce]

Ralph is never gonna get a hug from the Rekieta polycule ever again, how sad! Ralph has talked more about his own Birthday during this trip, than he did Xander's the trip before.

Ralph: "Who's Xander? Now gimme my flesh trophy!"

 

[Why am I doing this?]

You have been worked into a shoot, Mark.

What could they have possibly denied you for? Trying to ride for free? Not tall enough to ride?

Drunk as usual.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Did Ralph get women's sized sandals?

He probably got these

 

[Desktop User2]

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He cant afford a full croc?