💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
  • Ankieta zamknięta .
Fear and loathing in Spicer. Unfortunately, I doubt Nick can write like Hunter Thompson despite having a fancy college degree in creative writing same amount of drugs though, but Hunter never held himself as a lawyer family man.
I know ralph talks about Hunter like he is his daddy, but has nick? Nick strikes me as the kind of guy to think there is no one at the top but him. Kinda why when he drinks he always talks down to people about his life, while never saying anything concrete.
 
It's unlikely MN has any power to compel Geno to give testimony, whether remotely or in person.
Yes, but that's different than what I was asking. People have postulated he could testify by Zoom or other remote fashion. I don't know why that would allowed. It might be more convenient for Geno and make it easier for the state to prove their case but witnesses are presumptively supposed to testify in person in criminal trials. If Geno says, "I'll testify but I'm not travelling to MN" does the state still get to use him as a witness?
 
It has been ironic, his life has become a story, and he has set himself as the villain. I guess he's not a very good lawyer.
But it’s not the opposite of the literal intention. Nick channel was never a law channel. He hated trial streams. He wanted to talk about himself. He wanted to be the story. He should have been more careful for what he asked. He certainly got it.
 
Yeah, the normal thing to do in those circumstances is to contact the police or CPS, not to start yapping about it on your podcast. Because people would get the impression that you care less about the kids and more about creating content you can monetize.\



Nah, Carlin is the beginning of the slippery slope. The point at which comedians decided it was less important to be funny than it is to share your political opinions with your audience -- and because they agreed with you, they'd bray in acknowledgement. What they weren't doing is laughing. When he veers away from politics and attempts to be 'funny', you get dogshit like his hippy dippy weatherman, which has to be the corniest, unfunniest shit I've ever seen.

Watch one of his specials next to a Richard Prior special. Prior's work still holds up because the guy was genuinely funny. Carlin was just the archetypal 'old man shaking fist at cloud'. And he's fathered a whole tribe of so-called 'comedians' who make no attempt at being funny -- they just rely on their politics to carry them through. Trevor Noah, Jon Stewart and every cunt who ever showed up on a Radio 4 comedy show.
I have mixed feelings about Carlin. He definitely became preachy, dark, and nihilistic later in his career, and he paved the way for many comics who get applause instead of laughter. But he was also a talented stand-up who hated PC language. His bit on “shell shock” becoming “battle fatigue,” and now “PTSD,” is tremendous, as is his take on how soft language creates soft people. He was a cantankerous guy, and if he were alive today, he’d either get canceled or, like Howard Stern, claim to be super woke.
 
I have mixed feelings about Carlin. He definitely became preachy, dark, and nihilistic later in his career, and he paved the way for many comics who get applause instead of laughter. But he was also a talented stand-up who hated PC language. His bit on “shell shock” becoming “battle fatigue,” and now “PTSD,” is tremendous, as is his take on how soft language creates soft people. He was a cantankerous guy, and if he were alive today, he’d either get canceled or, like Howard Stern, claim to be super woke.
He’d be gargling tranny cock and sperging out about Christofacists on Twitter while occasionally dropping a toothless slur to maintain a pretense at edginess.
 
Daxipad is Nick's spiritual liege and life coach though. Juju is only a theoretical stand up comedian, much like Nick.

I mean when Nick performed his routine after Chrissie Mayr's father was killed, who was Nick aping? Or when he workshops his jokes while livestreaming. It wasn't Daxipad. His only bits are yelling and calling women fat.
 
Wait, so Nick’s lawyer made a big fuss about responding to the prosecution’s response, something that puzzled the judge, but then he didn’t bother even filing the response on time? I genuinely hope Nick isn’t paying this man anything
 
Regarding the Rekeita's legal drugs, I've known people on Provigil and Ketamine and have learned a little about them. Provigil is a histamine agonist, basically the opposite of Benadryl (hence the stuffy nose side effect.) It doesn't work like Ritalin or Adderall, which are basically diet meth (not a judgment, they totally work when necessary.) You can take both at the same time responsibly and since they work on different mechanisms you won't be tweaking, Provigil should be taken with more than one Dorito and it won't work properly if you're drinking alcohol. If he takes it sporadically and at different times, it's not likely he has actual narcolepsy. He'd never admit to sleep apnea, a much more common cause of excessive sleepiness, because it's a fat person problem that a skinny legend like him would never have. A bigger nose does not mean better breathing and there could be internal structural issues.

As far as I'm aware, Ketamine has to be administered in a facility where a medical professional can monitor your "trip." It's rare to get a home prescription. Also, long-term use of benzos (xanax, ativan, etc) can bork your dopamine production and cause worse depression. Then you're taking antidepressants to counteract the benzos and as they say in the medical profession, you're shit's all fucked up.

I am not a medical doctor nor am I treating either of them, just citing my own observations from the mental health field.
 
Wait, so Nick’s lawyer made a big fuss about responding to the prosecution’s response, something that puzzled the judge, but then he didn’t bother even filing the response on time? I genuinely hope Nick isn’t paying this man anything
That's what hiring a Barneswalker gets you.
 
Forgive me for asking sonlate, but earlier people were saying that April is disposable to Nick whenever the legal trials are finished. Are there signs he's planning on dumping his younger trophy gf for an even younger one? Or would he do this just because it would be funny to him and she is more trouble than she is worth?
 
I have mixed feelings about Carlin. He definitely became preachy, dark, and nihilistic later in his career, and he paved the way for many comics who get applause instead of laughter. But he was also a talented stand-up who hated PC language. His bit on “shell shock” becoming “battle fatigue,” and now “PTSD,” is tremendous, as is his take on how soft language creates soft people. He was a cantankerous guy, and if he were alive today, he’d either get canceled or, like Howard Stern, claim to be super woke.
I actually went to a Carlin show at the historic Saenger Theater in New Orleans (where Richard Pryor filmed Here and Now) and it was crushingly bad. He walks out with a notepad, tells the audience that he was working on material for his next HBO special and then reads jokes to us from the notepad for an hour before leaving. People bought tickets expecting an HBO-level performance but nope. It was infuriating. I also saw Howie Mandel around the same time in what was basically a high school gym in the middle of nowhere and that dude riffed for almost 4 hours making fun of our town but in a fun way. It was like he had lived there his entire life. It was amazing,
 
Slightly tangential to your point, but I find it interesting.

There is a certain temptation I notice people have to see lolcows as sort of characters, but their lives aren't fiction and don't behave as such. You get little moments that feel cinematic, like Nick's drunk stream happening right before his arrest, but really anything can happen. But in the end there is an overwhelming probability that this will end in some anti-climactic way. Nick may ultimately be given a slap on the wrist, or a short sentence, and simply return to living unaffected by his actions, alternatively he could be found by his child minutes from now face down in a pile of fentanyl laced cocaine, and he'll just be another dead thread.

Watching Nick back in the good ol' days, he got me to see lawyers as storytellers, who turn real spontaneous events into a coordinated narrative for the sake of a jury. It has been ironic, his life has become a story, and he has set himself as the villain. I guess he's not a very good lawyer.
But it’s not the opposite of the literal intention. Nick channel was never a law channel. He hated trial streams. He wanted to talk about himself. He wanted to be the story. He should have been more careful for what he asked. He certainly got it.

I think this is a very insightful point of view that approximates Nick view of himself. The way he frames himself as an 'entertainer', wanting to be a writer in university that led to his Writing Degree, and manifesting in his heretical interpretations of Scriptures.

This sheds light on how and why he has a creative approach to relaying 'the truth' as a narrative that allows him to play semantic games and bend morality. He re-frames the story in a way that is not 'lies' but most favourable to him--no matter how twisted and unlikely.

This lets him imply that 'someone' planted cocaine, call it a 'lie' if the police officer is not clear about which video he watched, and keeps the 'I never revealed where my holiday was, so you cannot PROVE I went to Hedonism!' alive. It also explains the try-hard 'racist cop on the bus' and 'hood cred' stories.

Nick badly wants to re-shape reality like a story where he is the hero. He is deeply upset with how his life ended up and wants to change others' perception of him (the story) if he cannot change the real facts. Nick's worst fear is facing reality.

Forgive me for asking sonlate, but earlier people were saying that April is disposable to Nick whenever the legal trials are finished. Are there signs he's planning on dumping his younger trophy gf for an even younger one? Or would he do this just because it would be funny to him and she is more trouble than she is worth?

It was in the context that he has incentive now to keep her happy--to the detriment of his own relationship with Qayla--where he has to defend her when it is not advisable for him to do so for his own image. She has diet she could spill, and that might hurt him now more than ever, so he might be motivated to keep her happy--even if, theoretically, he did jot want to.

*If* things were to change, it would likely not be until after resolution of the criminal case becuase of these practical concerns.
 
Sean might well be eating good this weekend.
Sean eats good for every single meal, he doesn't skip any and invented several more.
(I know I've made this joke over a dozen times but I still think it's funny, okay?)

The bulk of the "trauma" likely came from the doctor they both held in high esteem. Nick hates being laughed at by women in general, but being made to feel insecure by a man he respected while being laughed at by his wife really got under his skin. Nick also seems petty enough to have this encounter (inflicted by his own biblical misconceptions) sour whatever beliefs he had regarding Scripture.
Screw scripture, this balldo-wearing skeleton needs to go back to middle school.

She's so cringe it even carried into the names of her children. There was an interesting new matter of public records where she even admitted to it.
"Because I'm that kind of mum" or something, it occurred when the court misspelled one of the children's incomprehensible names.
 
Forgive me for asking sonlate, but earlier people were saying that April is disposable to Nick whenever the legal trials are finished. Are there signs he's planning on dumping his younger trophy gf for an even younger one? Or would he do this just because it would be funny to him and she is more trouble than she is worth?
I don't think there's any real point in trying to predict this stuff, Nick's a narcissistic wetbrain and is liable to do anything. He could just as easily dump Kayla to keep April as vice versa, or keep both, or dump both, or try to keep both and add another retarded women on too. It depends on how he feels in the moment he gets enough agency to act.
 
The fact that Nick ran his fat mouth about Officer Pomplun LYING for weeks on end yet had absolutely nothing to say to Pierce owning his ass in the state’s response is fucking hilarious.

He’s shameless, we know that, so this is no real surprise. But he will get very NOT MAD!!!!!! every time he’s reminded of it.

Can’t wait!
 
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