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💀 HorrorcowNicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.
Which is surprising considering Nick had an embarrassing encounter regarding ribs.
2019-05-23: Nick's Embarrassing Rib Story
During a stream on May 23rd, 2019 Kayla was asked about embarrassing stories about Nick. Kayla couldn't think of anything at the time since Nick "doesn't embarrass easily" so Nick decided to start telling one himself about the time Kayla laughed at him at the hospital. Nick then passed the story off to Kayla.
According to Kayla, when they were at the hospital for Kayla's ultrasound of their child to see if it was a boy or a girl, their doctor (who was super smart and Nick possibly idolized) had difficulties because the baby wasn't turning the right way. Nick asked if he could just count the ribs. The doctor just looked at Nick and said no.
This misunderstanding is due to Nick assuming that since God created Eve from Adam's rib it would therefore mean that men have fewer ribs than women (even though the number of ribs either men or women had before or after the fact is unspecified in Scripture). Ribs also have the capacity to regenerate, but I digress.
In any case, the whole experience was "traumatizing" for Nick.
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The bulk of the "trauma" likely came from the doctor they both held in high esteem. Nick hates being laughed at by women in general, but being made to feel insecure by a man he respected while being laughed at by his wife really got under his skin. Nick also seems petty enough to have this encounter (inflicted by his own biblical misconceptions) sour whatever beliefs he had regarding Scripture.
Nick may have looked silly to that doctor regarding his assumptions about human anatomy, but one imagines how the "super smart" doctor would react to Nick talking about self-medicating with cocaine to treat ADHD and learning that their baby (from a pregnancy he likely assisted with) later tested positive for such high amounts of cocaine as early as eight years old.
Since the thread has slowed down a lot, could someone tell me what the fuck a "Qover" is? I've tried searching the thread, but I can only find people talking about how it's pronounced or people asking but not getting answered.
Like anything, people want to label and quantify things so they can understand them. The American health care system also makes a lot of money doing so as it's another to treat and manage.
Western cultures have more of a focus because they're more individualist. It's more of a focus than an obsession because it may not be more prevalent but the culture often allows it to be more noticeable.
George Carlin had an amazing bit on this back in the early 2000's where he addresses exactly this. He talks about the "self esteem movement" and how boomer parents made "everyone special." Carlin (one of the GOATs) I think truly captures all of what's wrong with today's younger leaning millennials and Gen Zer's. See spoiler for video.
Part of me is beginning to wonder if they're preparing to abandon the strategy of getting the warrant tossed. I have noticed Team Balldo seemed to be going really hard on Aaron lately. Almost as if they're trying to prime the pump for something. Like claiming all that dope is actually Aaron's.
THIS! I have been pondering this scenario for days and I still have yet to understand exactly why they went after Aaron, so maybe some can help me understand.
WHY would they file revenge porn charges against Aaron, and in a way give the prosecution in Nick's case a chance to go to Aaron, ask for EVERYTHING in regards to what he knows, in exchange for immunity or a lower sentence? I feel like they gave the prosecution the opportunity to do that by charging Aaron.
Am I wrong here?
Emily D. Baker just did a podcast interview with Streamyard. I'm just imagining this could have been Nick if he hadn't sperged so hard. What's hilarious is one of the first legal questions she answers it's like she's talking to Nick.
THIS!
When you watch this, it's a sad reminder of what Nick could have been . . . A successful YouTube lawyer would could have been the "male Lawtuber voice" many of these other channels went to for those legal interviews/podcasts. But no . . .
Instead, his debauchery, lies, drug use, infidelity, and total disregard for the legal profession have not only set him back in his career, but have completely ruined his reputation in his church, community, real world legal community, internet legal community, and just overall reputation on and offline in the world.
There is an old saying: "It's easy to become successful. It's much harder to stay successful."
Nick is the embodiment of this. When my children ask me how to explain this quote, I will literally tell them stories of Nick Rekieta. The lawyer who shot to stardom . . . who fucked it all up literally for "strippers" and cocaine, and thought he could get away with it.
The one piece of Nick's life that the Farms has not farmed is legal pharmaceuticals, his Friday weekly appointment at the "chiropractor," etc.
There are legal ways to be drugged up on all of the stimulants (coke) or depressants (ketamine) that he, Kayla, and April require. The court orders specifically allow for legal prescriptions.
This guy and his wife have been on a number of Rx's that they've bragged about in the past.
One that he's been on he's named atleast from what I remember is Provigil for narcolepsy. (A stimulant, and btw the side effects, how Nick's liver or heart hasn't exploded by now, I have no idea)
Headache, nausea, nervousness, dizziness, or difficulty sleeping may occur. If any of these effects last or get worse, tell your doctor or pharmacist promptly.
Remember that this medication has been prescribed because your doctor has judged that the benefit to you is greater than the risk of side effects. Many people using this medication do not have serious side effects.
Tell your doctor right away if you have any serious side effects, including: fast/pounding/irregular heartbeat, mental/mood changes (such as agitation, confusion, depression, hallucinations, rare thoughts of suicide).
Get medical help right away if you have any very serious side effects, including: chest pain.
A very serious allergic reaction to this drug is rare. However, get medical help right away if you notice any symptoms of a serious allergic reaction, including: fever, swollen lymph nodes, rash, itching/swelling (especially of the face/tongue/throat), severe dizziness, trouble breathing.
This is not a complete list of possible side effects. If you notice other effects not listed above, contact your doctor or pharmacist.
In the US - Call your doctor for medical advice about side effects. You may report side effects to FDA at 1-800-FDA-1088 or at www.fda.gov/medwatch.
In Canada - Call your doctor for medical advice about side effects.
You may report side effects to Health Canada at 1-866-234-2345.
It would be very interesting to see which "types of drugs" are "allowed" for these three assholes when it comes to their drug tests. For anyone with familiarity on this and how these work, would be great to know! Been doing some research . . . but I'm no expert!
Since the thread has slowed down a lot, could someone tell me what the fuck a "Qover" is? I've tried searching the thread, but I can only find people talking about how it's pronounced or people asking but not getting answered.
Provigil isn’t technically considered a traditional stimulant. Also one of the more common side effects is nasal congestion. Which when combined with Nick’s prolific cocaine use makes his faggy nasally voice sound even more nasally. Taking choline as a supplement can help with the headaches, but I doubt Nick would be that mindful when he could just drink more.
He has mentioned it on some occasions, but not very often. He said that he used to be on Ritalin "for a long time" for narcolepsy, because his insurance didn't want to pay for provigil. He was switched to Adderall after he drove to Texas and had "pulled" his forearms. He also talked about how he could hear his heartbeat on Ritalin and he has a family history of heart issues. First time he took Adderall, he passed out on his recliner while standing and holding one of his kids, so his doctor said he should not take it.
That is based on his stories from livestreams, so its a good idea to take it with a grain of salt.
Thanks for pointing that out. I dug around a bit more and noticed that on the Chrismas eve stream 2022 he mentions being "on the brink of murder" on Nuvigil, which he had for a week. After that, Dani talks about how she became psychopathic on Adderall.
Qover that shit up... How dumb..... God I hate and love a Good letter replacement but this is not a good one.... Cover the Qover and give them the dutch oven! No one is covering for some one whom calls it a qover story... Quiver if fear of the Qoverup and mind the P's and Q's too many of both can lead to qaldoing (baldoing for the untrained) the P's in the A's....Dammit this is dumb... but easier to hit the button then to delete..
so if you get pulled over with drugs in your car....this is what you tell the officer.
You found the drugs and as a concerned citizen you were taking them to the police station to turn in, and if you were driving away from the police station its because you were just confused.
This will be the last talking about it as to mot go too off topic, it's this video specifically cause it makes me laugh so much.
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But with Nick, he named a newer/newish girl I think. So he probably spends a lot of time gooning. Real question is does he spen more time gooning than Destiny does.
ONE DAY I’LL TELL YOU THE WHOLE STORY
Nick says this all the time. Another Sekturite often expresse the exact same sentiment: Wyświetl załącznik 6392306
This will be the last talking about it as to mot go too off topic, it's this video specifically cause it makes me laugh so much. Not that doctor.mp4
But with Nick, he named a newer/newish girl I think. So he probably spends a lot of time gooning. Real question is does he spen more time gooning than Destiny does.
Wonder if the whole story is "yeah, so I started swinging and doing drugs. And that'a the whole story."
Fear and loathing in Spicer. Unfortunately, I doubt Nick can write like Hunter Thompson despite having a fancy college degree in creative writing same amount of drugs though, but Hunter never held himself as a lawyer family man.
Someone someday may actually turn this retards life into a spectacle of family broadcast entertainment.
All in the Balldo
Balldo Towers
Curb Your Hedonism
Boy Meets Coke
Everybody Loves Cokeita
The Cuck of Cuckqueans
It's Always Weird and Funny in Minnesota
Cuckold in the Middle
Two and a Half Balldos
THIS! I have been pondering this scenario for days and I still have yet to understand exactly why they went after Aaron, so maybe some can help me understand.
WHY would they file revenge porn charges against Aaron, and in a way give the prosecution in Nick's case a chance to go to Aaron, ask for EVERYTHING in regards to what he knows, in exchange for immunity or a lower sentence? I feel like they gave the prosecution the opportunity to do that by charging Aaron.
Am I wrong here?
They went after Aaron for revenge and because he's talking publicly and damaging Nick's image.
As for the idea of Aaron giving information for lower sentence, I don't think it matters. The cases are different counties with different prosecutors, so I guess both counties would have to agree on it and that's unlikely. Aaron's statements are only a small part of the warrant application in Nick's case. If the warrant holds up, the prosecution doesn't need Aaron: they found a lot of cocaine in Nick's possession. In the case against Aaron, the prosecutor does not seem like someone who would make a deal like this in revenge porn case (progressive, involved in women's rights, etc.).
tl;dr: Aaron's testimony is unnecessary if the warrant holds up and any deal would require two counties and two prosecutors to cooperate.
@Sharpeteer
This message was left on an Elissa Clip for you (TBPU Aaron Imholte arrested...)
MarkGado8742 said: @Sharpeteer the clip you are looking for will be in late December when he decides to do Sober January. Hope you see this and hope it helps
Genuinely surprised my request here made it out that far, but I think I got what I need. Mark you're a cool fella.
However, I will say as stupid as Nick is, I don't think he's dumb enough to try and pull another sober January lie. Keep in mind that was a time still long before the arrest, and even attempting to fabricate a sober month is an admission of a problem or wrongdoing. Post-arrest, he would sooner die before admitting to any kind of fault.
He's one of those alcoholics and junkies that you just can't help. The only ending is in a gutter or ditch. Only God can save him now, and I'm pretty sure that's like a Christian only thing, right? Well, when I look in his house, I don't see any.
It's so funny to see how the alcohol has convinced him that he is a libertine comedian-philosopher, daintily holding up his fancy little glass of expensive drink.
Someone please edit in a laugh track for when he thinks people would be laughing at his comedy set.
"If you're a guy, you're either a 3 or an 8. Or you're a skinny twink walking around and you probably don't even like women or whatever." *canned laughter*
"Do you remember what you ordered at Denny's, Sean?" *canned laughter*
Isn’t it funny how Nick talks about his marriage like a prison? “I’ve been away for so long! 19 years?! 20?!”
Must be lovely to be a Rekieta kid and get daily reminders that you’re not just holding your father back from the coke and coom filled life he’s dreaming of, you’re also an active burden that’s constantly bringing him down.
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Rekieta at a traffic stop. Cop gently asks what the problem is, since he’s acting histrionic. Rekieta starts on how super stressful it is to drive his kids to activities.
Cop looks at the back seat where three kids are sitting. “Holy fuck, why would he say this with his kids in the car” he thinks to himself.
The oldest kids rolls his eyes. The other two just look down on the floor. Clearly this isn’t the first time his dad made them feel like shit.
Cop shakes his head and starts to fill out the fine. No warning for this prick!
I will literally tell them stories of Nick Rekieta. The lawyer who shot to stardom . . . who fucked it all up literally for "strippers" and cocaine, and thought he could get away with it.
Make sure you include the part that he was never much of a lawyer at all and that his only "success" was a product of showing up and getting lucky, and that he had no ability to succeed in any real sense at all.
Fear and loathing in Spicer. Unfortunately, I doubt Nick can write like Hunter Thompson despite having a fancy college degree in creative writing same amount of drugs though, but Hunter never held himself as a lawyer family man.
The story is set in one of the suburbs of Westchester County in the state of New York, and begins with married couple Neddy and Lucinda Merrill at the house of their friends, the Westerhazys, one midsummer Sunday afternoon. Neddy, who is a keen swimmer, works out that he can leave the Westerhazys’ cocktail party and travel the eight miles back to his home by working his way through a series of his friends’ back gardens, swimming the length of their swimming pools as he goes. He thinks about his four daughters who are waiting at home.
When Lucinda asks him where he is going, he tells her he is going to swim home. He begins to do so, visiting the various gardens and swimming pools of his friends and swimming across each pool before continuing on his journey.
Continuing on his journey, Neddy makes his way through the traffic to the public pool, where the water is less clear and salubrious than at the earlier pools he’d swum in; he also finds the various rules at the pool off-putting. Nevertheless, he braves the waters and continues to the house of an elderly couple known as the Hallorans.
They are political reformers who are suspected of being Communists (although in fact they are not), and Neddy recalls that they swim naked in their pool. So as a mark of respect, when he reaches their pool and explains what he is doing, he removes his trunks and swims the length of their pool, naked.
Before he leaves, Mrs Halloran tells him she was sorry to hear about his misfortunes, and the fact that he’d had to sell his house and something had happened to his ‘poor children’. This is news to Neddy, who is sure that his children are at home. As he leaves their garden, he starts to feel lame and worn out. What had seemed a good idea at the outset now seemed less so.
Once he has drunk a whiskey, Neddy swims the length of their pool and continues on his way. The next pool on his route belongs to Shirley Adams, Neddy’s former mistress, although he cannot remember when they had an affair. He remembered being the one who had ended the affair, however, and how this had made Shirley upset.
Shirley is frosty when she sees him, and refuses to give him a drink. She also suspects he is after money, and tells Neddy that she has company. He swims her pool, struggling to climb out because he is now so exhausted. He sees a young man inside Shirley’s bathhouse. Suddenly, as he feels the summer turning to autumn, Neddy feels overwhelmed by sadness and cries for probably the first time in his adult life.
Fatigued, he swims two more pools belonging to the Gilmartins and the Clydes, paddling the latter because he is so tired. He realises he has finished the final swim but his triumph is of a vague kind.
When he arrives home, he finds the house plunged in darkness and rust on the handles of the garage doors. He wonders if the cook or maid had accidentally locked up the house, but then recalls that they have not employed either a cook or a maid for some time.
The story ends with Neddy pounding on the door and looking in at the windows, realising that the house is completely empty.
Perhaps the most significant key to understanding ‘The Swimmer’ can be found in a comment John Cheever himself made. He noted that he initially planned to write a story about a kind of latter-day Narcissus, that figure from Greek mythology who shunned those who loved him only to be destroyed when he caught sight of his reflection in the water and fell in love with his own beauty.
His curse is to realise that his life has in fact already been destroyed, his marriage is over, his children have disappeared, and he has lost his house: the modern American suburban equivalent of drowning and having your body turned into flowers (which is what happened to Narcissus).
In the final paragraph, now home and exhausted, Neddy realizes that he has lost everything, and worse, everyone he truly loved. Yet the process and details remain mysterious. The final word of the story is empty, nothing is left to keep him afloat.
It’s a terribly depressing conclusion, but it has to be. “The Swimmer” is about not being grateful, and not being sufficiently aware of the world around you.
Sadly, Nick is not an interesting literary character, not a self-absorbed heavy-drinking WASP snob who doesn't even realize he's lost it all; he is not even the creepy anti-hero in his favorite suburban and middle-aged ennui film. He's just a tacky, trashy joke.
Sadly, Nick is not an interesting literary character, not a self-absorbed heavy-drinking WASP snob who doesn't even realize he's lost it all; he is not even the creepy anti-hero in his favorite suburban and middle-aged ennui film. He's just a tacky, trashy joke.
Slightly tangential to your point, but I find it interesting.
There is a certain temptation I notice people have to see lolcows as sort of characters, but their lives aren't fiction and don't behave as such. You get little moments that feel cinematic, like Nick's drunk stream happening right before his arrest, but really anything can happen. But in the end there is an overwhelming probability that this will end in some anti-climactic way. Nick may ultimately be given a slap on the wrist, or a short sentence, and simply return to living unaffected by his actions, alternatively he could be found by his child minutes from now face down in a pile of fentanyl laced cocaine, and he'll just be another dead thread.
Watching Nick back in the good ol' days, he got me to see lawyers as storytellers, who turn real spontaneous events into a coordinated narrative for the sake of a jury. It has been ironic, his life has become a story, and he has set himself as the villain. I guess he's not a very good lawyer.
There are legal ways to be drugged up on all of the stimulants (coke) or depressants (ketamine) that he, Kayla, and April require. The court orders specifically allow for legal prescriptions.
No-one is going to give Nick a prescription for legal cocaine. Its only medical uses are as a local anaesthetic and for reducing bleeding. It's possible that Kayla may have a ketamine prescription, depending on the laws regarding ketamine treatment in MN (here, the dose is self-administered in a medical setting and a psychiatrist must oversee treatment).
Can he testify remotely? I thought face-to-face confrontation was presumptive and the state needs a compelling reason to not have them there. Covid quarantines were a compelling reason. In a felony criminal trial, isn't the court going to want a really good reason the witness can't present themselves to the jury for direct observation?
I might be seeing things through rose colored glasses, but I would hope that as a father he saw the state of the nicks kids, and the threat to his own kids which made him come forward. on top of the fact he is stupid and jealous.
Yeah, the normal thing to do in those circumstances is to contact the police or CPS, not to start yapping about it on your podcast. Because people would get the impression that you care less about the kids and more about creating content you can monetize.\
Nah, Carlin is the beginning of the slippery slope. The point at which comedians decided it was less important to be funny than it is to share your political opinions with your audience -- and because they agreed with you, they'd bray in acknowledgement. What they weren't doing is laughing. When he veers away from politics and attempts to be 'funny', you get dogshit like his hippy dippy weatherman, which has to be the corniest, unfunniest shit I've ever seen.
Watch one of his specials next to a Richard Prior special. Prior's work still holds up because the guy was genuinely funny. Carlin was just the archetypal 'old man shaking fist at cloud'. And he's fathered a whole tribe of so-called 'comedians' who make no attempt at being funny -- they just rely on their politics to carry them through. Trevor Noah, Jon Stewart and every cunt who ever showed up on a Radio 4 comedy show.
ONE DAY I’LL TELL YOU THE WHOLE STORY 
