💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Iron Hamster]

I have noticed Team Balldo seemed to be going really hard on Aaron lately. Almost as if they're trying to prime the pump for something. Like claiming all that dope is actually Aaron's.

Kinda my thought too. Especially with how stupid Aaron has been acting.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Part of me is beginning to wonder if they're preparing to abandon the strategy of getting the warrant tossed. I have noticed Team Balldo seemed to be going really hard on Aaron lately. Almost as if they're trying to prime the pump for something. Like claiming all that dope is actually Aaron's.

Considering how utterly retarded that argument is (even if it was originally Aaron's coke, Nick was still legally in possession of it at the time of the warrant) it wouldn't surprise me if Balldo was dumb enough to try it.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Part of me is beginning to wonder if they're preparing to abandon the strategy of getting the warrant tossed. I have noticed Team Balldo seemed to be going really hard on Aaron lately. Almost as if they're trying to prime the pump for something. Like claiming all that dope is actually Aaron's.

Aaron planted the coke in Nick's bedroom and child and then told the cops about it. This Imholte guy might be a criminal mastermind.

 

[Captain Manning]

Even if Rekieta had a sudden epiphany that he shouldn't stream about his cases, I can't imagine him co-signing the idea of not exercising the opportunity to respond when their initial motion was totally demolished.

I agree that Nick's lawyer must have had quite the time wrangling him into accepting the lack of a response.

What gets me is the idea that White would wrangle him at all on this issue.

Remember, we're calling him Barneswalker for a reason. You'd expect him to be gung-ho on the argument the warrant is invalid. Before taking Nick's case, White was mouthy on Twitter about all the "constitutional issues" this case presents. Just as Barnes is.

I dunno what happened, but it's not what I expected. I expected another poorly formatted shit pleading.

I think the end result will be the same though: Motion denied.

 

[Swole McPole]

Part of me is beginning to wonder if they're preparing to abandon the strategy of getting the warrant tossed. I have noticed Team Balldo seemed to be going really hard on Aaron lately.

I was trying to figure out what it was that caused Aaron to start talking publicly about the swinging and the polycule and the coke use and all the rest of it. Presumably it was some sort of resentment over the fact that April had abandoned him and moved into Chez Rekieta, but I can't help but think it's a really bad plan. On the one hand, you get some attention for your shitty stream show. On the other, everybody knows you're a cuck who probably takes it up the Gary Glitter.

But the obvious thing to do in those circumstances would be to cut ties and keep quiet. I think this is why I'm a little more generous to Aaron than he probably deserves. His decision to open his big yap and spill all the dirt about the inner workings of the Rekieta swinging scene has brought so much entertainment to so many people that I find it hard to hold his folly and his weaknesses (of which there are many) against him.

 

[AnOminous]

Cant believe Nick lied again, why cant he stop lyin?

Nick never lies, that is just your delusions again. Enjoy your 5K gift.

IMO Nicks lawyer / one of the paralegals called the court around 4pm and let them know that they won’t be filing a reply, This is a common courtesy to the court, so nobody’s wondering if you missed your deadline / will be coming in hot with a nunc pro tunc request for more time to file your reply one week later.

This is what I'd expect from a normal party and a professional lawyer. With these two buffoons, though, client and lawyer, I expect profoundly unprofessional behavior. I wouldn't be at all surprised if they just completely blew it off without notice.

The only reason I think Barneswalker might have actually called in as you suggest is that they took it under advisement before the strict deadline, as it generally means they think the matter is fully briefed and ready for decision.

I also agree more paper wouldn't have helped anything. The original filing is pathetic but it does raise the necessary issues, albeit inartfully. Generally, if the judge agrees with your actual arguments he isn't going to say "well you're right but your brief sucked so much that I'll rule against you anyway."

The case law says there's a high barrier for holding a Franks hearing (as the prosecution's opposition argues), but I see standards like this cited where trial courts often grant something like this anyway even if it's an act of futility just to avoid an appeal on that ground.

Considering how utterly retarded that argument is (even if it was originally Aaron's coke, Nick was still legally in possession of it at the time of the warrant) it wouldn't surprise me if Balldo was dumb enough to try it.

It's literally the retarded teenager argument that he was just keeping the weed in his sock drawer for a friend, except Aaron was an active enemy by that point, having been kicked out of the cuck cult by the alpha cuck. It's pure idiocy.

It's so insultingly obvious a lie it might even qualify for an additional perjury charge, even though the usual penalty for perjury is you just lose your case.

In any event, there is no more hilarious possible result than for this brain-fried chucklefuck to take the stand and try that shit. He'd be eviscerated on cross. There's hundreds of hours of this faggot lying incessantly on stream to choose from.

But the obvious thing to do in those circumstances would be to cut ties and keep quiet. I think this is why I'm a little more generous to Aaron than he probably deserves.

I'm not sure it was that bad an idea in general, although he probably went into way too many salacious details for his own good. He knows what a vindictive cocksucker Nick is, and that it was inevitable Nick would turn on him like the snarling cur he is, so he wanted to get ahead of it and draw first blood.

 

[Captain Manning]

But the obvious thing to do in those circumstances would be to cut ties and keep quiet. I think this is why I'm a little more generous to Aaron than he probably deserves. His decision to open his big yap and spill all the dirt about the inner workings of the Rekieta swinging scene has brought so much entertainment to so many people that I find it hard to hold his folly and his weaknesses (of which there are many) against him.

That also why I've been pulling my punches a bit too, yes. Honesty is a virtue.

Clearly, Aaron's an idiot, but he's been a somewhat useful one, and a lot of his information checks out.

Whereas Nick is also an idiot, but has the added baggage of being a lying sack of shit.

 

[Nod Flenders]

You cracked the code.
Lord Balldo wanted a blonde anorexic pornstar who pretends to be 16 with an alliterated name.

In comes: April Anderson

I don't know what Rekieta sees in April. She's not even that good looking. She looks like a typical crack whore.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's literally the retarded teenager argument that he was just keeping the weed in his sock drawer for a friend, except Aaron was an active enemy by that point, having been kicked out of the cuck cult by the alpha cuck. It's pure idiocy.

The cokestream also happened after Aaron was out of the cuck cult too, so it's even dumber than your sock drawer example.

His argument would basically be "That's not my coke, it's Aaron's, but since he left it here I went ahead and helped myself to some of it."

 

[Jungle Strike]

Even if you have to, gun to your head, just say popular ones everyone knows. Belle Delphine, Riley Reid, Johnny Sins for some variety I guess lol.

Unless you're gay knowing MALE pornstars is EVEN WEIRDER. WTF, I am not divulging those names if I'm sent to Coomer Concentration Camps!

 

[DSP for president 2032]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=K279pH0cJ0Q
So a sexy picture to send to Kayla, according to Nick is a clean table or shower.

Now we know why Aaron cleaned that table and we know why that showers a fucking mess

It's so funny to see how the alcohol has convinced him that he is a libertine comedian-philosopher, daintily holding up his fancy little glass of expensive drink.

Someone please edit in a laugh track for when he thinks people would be laughing at his comedy set.

"If you're a guy, you're either a 3 or an 8. Or you're a skinny twink walking around and you probably don't even like women or whatever." *canned laughter*

"Do you remember what you ordered at Denny's, Sean?" *canned laughter*

 

[Gorton Colu]

It's so funny to see how the alcohol has convinced him that he is a libertine comedian-philosopher, daintily holding up his fancy little glass of expensive drink.

I still cannot believe that in Anno Domini 2024, so many people still don't realize that alcohol amongst other things like weed and cocaine only make you you, but dumber.

All you are Nick is a slave to a drink. Wait, you're also the dutiful servant of the Coca.

 

[StMaryPiper]

Someone please edit in a laugh track for when he thinks people would be laughing at his comedy set.

So you want to turn this into a fully Nickelodeon sitcom? The laugh tracks are all it needs. It already has the cartoon characters and weird fetish shit

 

[DSP for president 2032]

So you want to turn this into a fully Nickelodeon sitcom? The laugh tracks are all it needs. It already has the cartoon characters and weird fetish shit

Heheh... NICKelodeon

 

[talk talk talk]

I long suspected and got confirmation this week that MCRO and EFS are two separate systems. I had to talk to court administration about a discrepancy between what was filed in a case versus what was showing in MCRO (they had the wrong lawyer on a case and the name that appeared on the filing side of EFS was different from what showed in MCRO).

So Balldo's Frank could have filed something in EFS, but it won't show up in MCRO until some clerk decides to enter it into MCRO.

 

[MosBodacious]

So you want to turn this into a fully Nickelodeon sitcom? The laugh tracks are all it needs. It already has the cartoon characters and weird fetish shit

Can't forget to add the questionable focus on feet.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I long suspected and got confirmation this week that MCRO and EFS are two separate systems. I had to talk to court administration about a discrepancy between what was filed in a case versus what was showing in MCRO (they had the wrong lawyer on a case and the name that appeared on the filing side of EFS was different from what showed in MCRO).

So Balldo's Frank could have filed something in EFS, but it won't show up in MCRO until some clerk decides to enter it into MCRO.

What you are saying is that a local Kiwi needs to visit the courthouse to get us the documents we deserve?

 

[Why am I doing this?]

The fucked-up thing is we can't even really say that definitely didn't happen. It was just super creepy it was the first place a lot of people went.

"You speculated about rape twice"
"I like rape"
t. average poster in this thread

 

[Captain Manning]

What you are saying is that a local Kiwi needs to visit the courthouse to get us the documents we deserve?

No. What he's saying is there can be a delay between something being submitted through EFS, and it being posted on MCRO. And if something were filed by White, but isn't showing on MCRO, it might eventually show up on MCRO next week on a business day (they are not gonna add it on a weekend, and no Kiwi can go to the court that is closed on a weekend).

Can be a delay. It's entirely possible, maybe even probable at this point, White simply didn't file shit.

Either way, the motion to suppress and dismiss is now under consideration by the judge and we will have an answer within t-minus 29 days.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

She's like 29 and I guess still keeps the braces

No, she was only like 21-23 when she did porn. Ironically enough she did quit when one of her kids died, which means even as a whore she's a better more caring parent than Nick. She might be on OF, but literally everyone knows her from the meme from a porn from a decade ago

Knowing pornstar names is a bit weird

Any weirder than knowing streamers names or the names of active commenters on streamers. "Oh I know her she's on Nick's locals chat" is fucking weird.

She still does OnlyFans, but she also did plastic surgery, ruined her face...

That describes every former pornstar at this point, they all show their age after like 25

At least it's not Hannah Hays...

Wasn't that just a common Georgian accent that entire time? Crazy how these women just vanish once they quit porn, especially when so many trad faggots were making a big deal about a retardrd girl in porn. It was literally a Murdock Murdoch episode.