💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[East_Clintwood]

I hope the movie is in production now

I'd watch it, couldn't be worse than most of what Hollywood shits out these days

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I don’t know why everybody is on about the @Fapcop Seduction Arc. The Monty Raping Nick (‘s wallet through court ordered damages) Arc is the real hotness.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I don’t know why everybody is on about the @Fapcop Seduction Arc. The Monty Raping Nick (‘s wallet through court ordered damages) Arc is the real hotness.

Divorce rape is like the married edition of Mutt's law.

 

[Pagan Min]

Missed opportunity to say that 6 million seems like a bit much...

Not only that, but let's say that there was a certain end date to meet in order to produce those 6 million, and that there only could be so many produced every day... Man oh man, where have I heard something like THAT before... REALLY gets the ol' noggin' joggin'...

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Honestly it wasn't hard to see Nick for what he is almost as soon as he literally started "jokingly" referring to himself as the "grift king" every single stream. I think he went from being a loser, to getting kinda popular, and when losers get popular they have no clue what makes people like them, so they do shit like saying outlandish stuff or doing edgy shit or, in the case of people with money, everything bad to make himself seem "badass". Still a fucking loser though.

I think Nick is having a midlife crisis and empowered with the kind of clout and money he was enjoying, finally got a taste of self-indulgence and went nuts with it. He wanted to have all the sex he never got to, indulge in the drugs he never did. In essence, Nick is a man in his early 40s trying to make up for not fucking up his life in his teens and 20s.

 

[Pagan Min]

In essence, Nick is a man in his early 40s trying to make up for not fucking up his life in his teens and 20s.

Yep, and he's doin' a BANG-UP job at ruining his life now! Have a drink or two, Nicky -- you've "earned" it!

 

[AnOminous]

It's been noted in thread before, but Law and Crime getting the court designation for the Rekieta trial would be hilarious.

I wouldn't even mind if they got a monopoly on it for just the sheer level of seething it would cause.

In essence, Nick is a man in his early 40s trying to make up for not fucking up his life in his teens and 20s.

This is WHY you fuck up your life in your teens and 20s. That way when you realize you're being an absolute retard, you still have time to fix things.

 

[datura_binge]

I think Nick is having a midlife crisis and empowered with the kind of clout and money he was enjoying, finally got a taste of self-indulgence and went nuts with it. He wanted to have all the sex he never got to, indulge in the drugs he never did. In essence, Nick is a man in his early 40s trying to make up for not fucking up his life in his teens and 20s.

I guess my potentially hot take is that the older I get, the less appealing promiscuous sex becomes. The idea of "making up for lost time" by having more sex is actually exhausting to even think about. Probably because shit like what is happening to Nick is always on the backburner and the longer you drag multiple women along the more likely it is that everything will crash and burn.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think Nick is having a midlife crisis and empowered with the kind of clout and money he was enjoying, finally got a taste of self-indulgence and went nuts with it.

He's not having a "midlife crisis." Midlife crisis is the garbage tier cope and defense that oozes from Soter's Discord and Nick's Locals. It's just as stupid as the absurd claim they were all making that Nick doesn't really drink all that much.

"Look, Nick married the first girl that would look at him instead of banging a bunch of chicks in college, so he's got to do it now. And buy expensive retard shit. And do massive amounts of drugs. And go to a swinger resort! All after having five kids he has a responsibility towards. It's a midlife crisis! Perfectly normal! It'll pass! Keep supporting him and giving him your money!"

Not every man in his 40s and 50s acts the way Nick is acting. In fact, the vast majority don't.

There is not even any scientific consensus a midlife crisis is a real thing.

I agree with your second point though. He got a taste of success, started huffing his own farts, and this is the result.

 

[3MMA]

I can't look at a true blue cuck, a fornicator and a sodomite, and think that they have much of anything good to offer to the world

Throughout history your opinion has been well understood. There have been instances of people using a notorious cuckolds ill begotten reputation as an insignia on their battle flag, such as with Sir Horacio Cary’s Regimen of Horse during Englands First Civil War in 1642. I made a special version of that very battle flag used, but replaced the creature peeping out of the barrel with a modern day creature that is representative of hardcore cuckoldry, one Nicolas Robert Rekieta:

The article linked above, regarding the history of the Come Out You Cuckold flag, also linked to others fan art. One of which was a Gadsden flag mock up, so I went ahead & made an alternate Balldo version too:

A Balldo Snek somewhere on this would be fitting, as Nick loves that Gadsden snake so much he got it tattooed on one of his little noodle arms. (I’ll attach the blank originals to this post for anyone who’d like easy access to them for any purposes.)

Nick wants to be not only vindicated, but to look COOL while being correct.

And therein lies his pathos. This is why Nick will strongly suggest that Null take some censorious action to this thread, all the while denying that which he is in the act of engineering on the mere formality of not directly asking for it. Not sure why Rackets ever thought that particular act would make him look cool but it’s difficult for the average person to picture the mind of a total cuck.

 

[Windy Moors]

They should get a male housekeeper.

They did have one, it was Aaron (if his stories of cleaning, cooking and laundry lessons are to be believed.)

What if it turns out Nick has been telling the truth all along: the coke in the house really wasn't his, it was in fact the long-awaited Locals gift, just waiting to be rebagged and distributed to his loyal followers.

"Your honor, the cocaine was just resting in my safe."

 

[Fapcop]

I don’t know why everybody is on about the @Fapcop Seduction Arc. The Monty Raping Nick (‘s wallet through court ordered damages) Arc is the real hotness.

I like to think we’re all romantics here on the farms, deep inside our cold, black hearts.

Nick getting court raped by Montegraph is ultimately just the results of his own dumb actions. Nick stepping on a million dollar rake.

But Kayla, getting the support (and penis) that she so sorely needs from a good man*, the kids growing up as little Fapcops, while Nick is stuck in his sex dungeon, high on coke and waiting for the PI’s to send him some more creep pics of his former family.

That’s the real happy ending.


*Don’t mean to toot my own horn here. But seeing as I’m not a cuck, don’t need a balldo to maintain an erection while April is sitting on my face, am gainfully employed, and not spending my nights drunk and high bitching about having to spend an hour with my kids taking them to church, I’d venture to say that I’m doing alright.

Then again, the bar is so low here that even Drex looks like a pillar of the community next to Nicks twiggy body.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I guess my potentially hot take is that the older I get, the less appealing promiscuous sex becomes. The idea of "making up for lost time" by having more sex is actually exhausting to even think about. Probably because shit like what is happening to Nick is always on the backburner and the longer you drag multiple women along the more likely it is that everything will crash and burn.

That's what's so confounding about Nick. He HAD the life most men crave. A stable relationship with kids, financial stability, and a nice home. He didn't just cheat and suffer the consequences, he became so dissatisfied and/or so retarded that he self-sabotaged until his life wrecked into a tree on the way back from a drunken and cocaine fueled bender/Underwear party at the Gay90s.

I hope the movie is in production now @Sharpeteer.

Might I suggest it be renamed to:
Seduction impossible (Theme: Mission Impossible)

If you can't beat 'em, try to affect the narrative.

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[SlavSquater]

He's not having a "midlife crisis." Midlife crisis is the garbage tier cope and defense that oozes from Soter's Discord and Nick's Locals. It's just as stupid as the absurd claim they were all making that Nick doesn't really drink all that much.

"Look, Nick married the first girl that would look at him instead of banging a bunch of chicks in college, so he's got to do it now. And buy expensive retard shit. And do massive amounts of drugs. And go to a swinger resort! All after having five kids he has a responsibility towards. It's a midlife crisis! Perfectly normal! It'll pass! Keep supporting him and giving him your money!"

Not every man in his 40s and 50s acts the way Nick is acting. In fact, the vast majority don't.

There is not even any scientific consensus a midlife crisis is a real thing.

I agree with your second point though. He got a taste of success, started huffing his own farts, and this is the result.

If you are a Practicing Parent, a midlife crisis "begins" the moment all of your kids have their life set up and can stand on their own. You have less parental responsibilities and now some of the money you've directed towards your children, up to that point, is freed up. And maybe you spend that on stupid shit you've liked when you were younger.
Of course in Balldo's case that is a massive cope as you've said. He is a degenerate first. Probably always has been. A spoiled brat, that has never had to deal with the real responsibilities and duties of a parent. A failure as a Lawyer, a failure as a man and as a father. Just a cuck with a coke habit.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Are you saying he was going to distribute an illegal substance ACCROSS STATE LINES!?

Excuse me, @Oliver Onions NEVER said those words. He could have meant that Nick would have invited 5000 people to visit him, for example. Or maybe that he'd hide the gifts in the woods around his house and host a scavenger hunt, but certainly not allow any of those coke-possessing fiends in his very clean house. I DARE you to prove that he actually said that Nick was going to send anything across state lines.

 

[Sharpeteer]

@Sharpeteer I swear if you edit me into a buddy-cop movie next to @Fapcop I will track you down and gift you mediocre tasting, home brewed sugar wine. I will then insist you tell me what "notes" you taste in the wine despite the wine being bland and lacking flavor beyond "sweet" and "alcohol".

It will be incredibly awkward.

Nah what would be really awkward is me finding out you're not really a cat waifu.

But since I don't drink anymore, I'd unfortunately have to re-gift it. So whatever mediocre wine it is I'd have to pass it on to some wine mom that only cares about getting drunk off anything.

Speaking of getting drunk off anything, where's "Susan?" Hasn't shown up since being outed for the hundredth time. Lol

I hope the movie is in production now @Sharpeteer.

hahahaha.

Dude. I cracked up when seeing this. This poster is fucking amazing. You know what? I'll do it.

But you're going to be waiting awhile. I know I'm taking forever on Pt 3, but because of stuff, I couldn't really work on anything meme related for awhile. As of a few days ago, I got my time back, so I'm back at it.

This will come after. So be patient.

Might I suggest it be renamed to:
Seduction impossible (Theme: Mission Impossible)
or
FapCop's Seduction Squad: Spicer (Theme: Fall Out Boy - Centuries)
or
Top Cum: Fapcop (Theme: Danger Dungeon Zone)

I'm personally thinking something along the lines of the Bourne Trilogy. Where you got one man being hunted by every fap law enforcement agency, and Cat. They really don't want the cows touched. Put some Mission Impossible in there too.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

Then again, the bar is so low here that even Drex looks like a pillar of the community next to Nicks twiggy body.

But at least you're not a nigger groomer so you STILL come out on top.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

That's what's so confounding about Nick. He HAD the life most men crave. A stable relationship with kids, financial stability, and a nice home. He didn't just cheat and suffer the consequences, he became so dissatisfied and/or so retarded that he self-sabotaged until his life wrecked into a tree on the way back from a drunken and cocaine fueled bender/Underwear party at the Gay90s.



If you can't beat 'em, try to affect the narrative.

Do Not Seduce the Cow Trailer 1.mp4 Do Not Seduce the Cow Trailer 2.mp4

Blueray? More like Bull♂ray (Or maybe Ballsflayed) lmao.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Blueray? More like Bull♂ray (Or maybe Ballsflayed) lmao.

If he goes to prison, and he decides to delete his whole channel for some reason, it's best to backup or archive all his videos onto Balluray disc. It will take a lot as they only hold 26GB each.

 

[Drama Trauma]

When he finally realize he fucked up: