💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[DuranceVile]

He doesn't seem to have given up on attacking the warrant yet:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wQRxLmPHOMc:6877

I love him answering the question about his under the table blowie at 1:41:30. He claims he was pressing on his leg to try to get a pain response to try to stay awake. I know when I'm falling asleep I look down at my crotch and say "Why are you doing this? Why now?" And he immediately follows it up with "I really WISH I was jerking off."

She might delete the live chat later since it was so negative, but Nick kept angrily responding to chatters with his usual sassy "Nope, never happened" style responses.

Nick just implied he didn't know the coke was in his house. He's really going to try and pin this all on someone else.

I'm picturing Andy and Ashton on the stand at the same time like it's Phoenix Wright.

Prosecutor: Will you two state your names and occupations?

Andy: Ash! I think Rekieta is trying to blame us for the coke!

Ashton: That's why we're here - but that doesn't matter because Judge Pussiliquer HAS JUST GIFTED! FIVE! SUUUUUUBS!

Andy: Let's fuckin GO!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Monty confirmed raping Randazza and sending playing the video on an LED truck to Nick’s town with the caption “Coming for your Ass, Cuckieta!!!”

 

[AnOminous]

That's it. I missed the first 18 minutes. This stream is a goldmine of veiled references to his case and his defense strategy.

So basically he managed to spend an entire stream without saying a single true thing, even denying Patrick S. Tomlinson style that he is charged with child neglect, despite anyone being able to look it up. (He may be playing technikieta again since he's MERELY charged with the gross misdemeanor of child ENDANGERMENT because of the drugs and firearms). He's fucking delusional if he thinks he's doing his case any good. I guess he's realized he's not going to testify because prior dishonesty is always a hearsay exception in impeaching a witness's testimony.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Whenever I am scrolling the thread and see that highlighted post with the forest green avatar at the bottom of my screen my face lights up like Ralph on booze and pills.



I react just like Ralph. We need more!

0:17

 

[AnOminous]

Wasn't it in his safe in the bedroom? The "it wasn't mine and I don't know who" bullshit will be laughed out of court. I hope he tries it.

That is even more sad and pathetic than the 14 year old telling his mom the weed in his sock drawer isn't his.

Holy fucking cope, Batman. Yeah, I’ll do the math. Even if they tested him once a week after the arrest up until the trial, that’s 13 weeks which adds up to less than $1,000. Last time I checked that’s substantially less than 5K.

I don't think Mr. "107 Degree Fever" is very good with numbers. I'd go so far as to call him an innumerate retard.

 

[3MMA]

Chrissie asks Nick,what are the two biggest rumors he would like to dispel. He says I) that he’s charged with neglect, (claiming that’s a rumor, when anyone can read his charges, & II) that he’s refusing drug tests, which he goes into typical Nickger detail over:

7:28

TLDW: He actually claims he’s not charged with neglect. Look at his charges, one of them is neglect. He also says he’s paying $750 per person on drug tests monthly. Good. Coke clears the blood stream in approximately 48 hours, btw. He says they get tested every 2-4 days.

 

[Major]

New poll idea, who's he going to try to pin this all on:

• Kayla Rekieta - Mother to his children, the other adult confirmed to be staying at the home.
• April Amhole - Live-in nanny, or not. Nick's main hoe, but he could always trade her out.
• Aaron Amhole - Hadn't visited the home in weeks; a longshot, but could get the Qover off.
• The Children - Farfetched, but Nick's brain damaged mind might think they'd make a good fall guy.
• The Cops - Cops plant evidence in the homes of rich white trad dad lawyer Youtubers all the time.
• All of the Above - This small town gubmint conspiracy runs really, really deep.

Is it going to be one of those things where Nick goes in and says 'not guilty' and Kayla says 'guilty, it was all me'? Would that get him off the hook?

Could Kayla take the rap if Nick's been buttering her up all this time?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

He claims he was pressing on his leg to try to get a pain response to try to stay awake.

Yes stalker child. Nick was totally just pressing his leg.
There was nothing sus at all happening.

I created this video so you prudes can see how it was just a leg pressing issue happening:

0:39

 

[Procrastinhater]

Balldo is back on the drugs.
He's looking pale and strung out again.
He looked healthier for the first couple of weeks after those kids were rescued from that sickening situation, now he's looking back to his junkie self.
He couldn't give a fuck about those kids, and he's not gonna get them back as long as he refuses to cooperate with CPS.
Nor should he.
This selfish fuck upended the lives of five children so he could stick his dick in the Fleshlights rotten snatch and get drunk and high.
He exposed his daughter to cocaine.
Those kids are better off away from this freak.
Its hard for them but in the long run its just not a safe environment mentally or physically.
He didn't even take the time to make sure they were fed, washed, and had clean clothes.
He's an unfit parent and a fucking disgusting joke as a Father.

The kids being safe and out of the house is the best thing for them, and he doesn't want them back anyway except for his own ego.
It's funny watching this bitch seeth trying to tell everyone how much he doesn't care and we have it all wrong.
We were right about everything, thats why he's so assmad.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Nick just implied he didn't know the coke was in his house. He's really going to try and pin this all on someone else.


EDIT:
nick-chrissie-1.mp4

We know it isn't true, because anyone actually innocent of having drugs planted in their house by the cops/Aaron/Eric July/whoever, they probably would be desperate to assert their innocence and concerned with proving their moral character and total lack of being a junkie.

Meanwhile Ricky Rackets the Rail King is still partying it up with him and his junkie wife and live-in crack whore and dodging every single question.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If I was April I’d be worried. Her credit cards were found and tested positive for that Colombian marching powder making her the next obvious person if Nick manages to convince the court the coke in HIS safe by HIS firearms wasn’t his. Will Nick flip on his side ho? Funnily enough April might be saved if her ex husband testifies.

 

[Strix454]

Is it going to be one of those things where Nick goes in and says 'not guilty' and Kayla says 'guilty, it was all me'? Would that get him off the hook?

Probably not. The prosecution would not drop the charges against Nick. Kayla would have to take the stand in Nick's trial, tell a story that would convince a jury that Nick was completely innocent and then survive cross-examination on the stand by the prosecution. She would be pleading guilty to all the drug and neglect charges. She would also be possibly exposing herself to new charges were she to lie in her testimony.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Bleach is dangerous.mp4

This fucking asshole is trying to compare the danger of having bleach in the house to transforming your house into a cocaine den.
This kind of disingenuous logic won't work with any reasonable person.

Protip for Nick in his attempt to appear sober, most people are not one-handing a cup of "water" 24/7.

 

[parsnip]

We know it isn't true, because anyone actually innocent of having drugs planted in their house by the cops/Aaron/Eric July/whoever, they probably would be desperate to assert their innocence and concerned with proving their moral character and total lack of being a junkie.

I've thought about this, and if I were falsely accused of having coke in the house and neglecting my kids I'd want the hair follicle tests released to the whole damn world, along with the body cam footage to show my house looked perfectly normal (and to hopefully show the police planted the drugs)
I'd be screaming from the rooftops that I've never done coke in my life, not saying shit like "well the state hasn't proven anything yet" and "all my recent drugs tests have been clean" while refusing to give the first one to the CPS.

 

[Desktop User2]

Prove everyone wrong, Nick!

I believe that is it, he is just trying to own the Interweebs because what else could he possibly think to achieve with this bullshit? Even if CPS ignores the evidence of the drugged kid they still had a dirty, cluttered house with loads of drugs and at least one unsecured weapon in the bedroom... he´s literally just trying to own the Karen Farms bringing out a random "expert" just to be dismissed at court if it comes to his criminal trial.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

I would like to put in a request with management of this forum to add Mrs. Chrissie Mayr to the list of Noseguards and Balldo(tm) washers list. I personally feel she has finally earned it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I've thought about this, and if I were falsely accused of having coke in the house and neglecting my kids I'd want the hair follicle tests released to the whole damn world, along with the body cam footage to show my house looked perfectly normal (and to hopefully show the police planted the drugs)
I'd be screaming from the rooftops that I've never done coke in my life, not saying shit like "well the state hasn't proven anything yet" and "all my recent drugs tests have been clean" while refusing to give the first one to the CPS.

Balldo is acting exactly like an angry seething cuck thats guilty as sin would do.
Which is what he is.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

So he finally realizes he is inevitably going to lose on probable cause and the search warrant. Now he is moving to an incredible longshot argument of trying to convince a jury that he has no idea where nearly an ounce of cocaine, scales and various accessories in his bedroom in his house where he has admitted to the police that he sleeps came from.

A more subtle change was his noting that 1st time drug offenders rarely get jail with plea deals.

He then changed the argument that his goal is to "maintain his liberty" from the original "they can't prove it." He talked about multi-year probation being an obstacle to moving. He'll get deferred adjudication on a felony, with 60 months probation. And with his idiotic statement on posting bond to avoid drug test fees, I hope they order 5 years of random drug testing at his expense. 5 years of home inspections. And a GAL.

He's setting up a plea. He'll never say he's "Not guilty" again but he'll say he had to do it to move on with his kids. He'll still argue the state never proved their case and couldn't prove it (they didn't have to because he'll admit it in the plea).

It's a subtle but noticeable shift in language in that interview. He's going to take a plea and agree to do everything that keeps him out of jail and gets his kids back. He'll spin it as a win for him over the evil state. And of course, the only thing the state ever wanted was him safely taking care of his kids.

Is it going to be one of those things where Nick goes in and says 'not guilty' and Kayla says 'guilty, it was all me'? Would that get him off the hook?

Could Kayla take the rap if Nick's been buttering her up all this time?

They are separate cases. Theoretically she could plead guilty and say it was hers. The state can still charge Nick and the defense would have to call her as a witness. Whether that would be enough reasonable doubt that Nick didn't control or possess any of the coke in his house and safe would be up to the jury. Ownership and use of the drugs are not the crimes alleged, it's possession and control. Kayla claiming possession doesn't exclude Nick from possessing also. It's why they are both charged for the full amount.

 

[AnOminous]

He's setting up a plea. He'll never say he's "Not guilty" again but he'll say he had to do it to move on with his kids. He'll still argue the state never proved their case and couldn't prove it (they didn't have to because he'll admit it in the plea).

He's exactly the kind of shit-for-brains who tries to insist on an Alford. I hope the prosecution refuses any deal that doesn't involve admission of guilt.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick just claimed he's not being charged with child neglect and she just let that slide.

So basically he managed to spend an entire stream without saying a single true thing, even denying Patrick S. Tomlinson style that he is charged with child neglect, despite anyone being able to look it up. (He may be playing technikieta again since he's MERELY charged with the gross misdemeanor of child ENDANGERMENT because of the drugs and firearms). He's fucking delusional if he thinks he's doing his case any good. I guess he's realized he's not going to testify because prior dishonesty is always a hearsay exception in impeaching a witness's testimony.

This will be memory-holed as 'they claimed I ABUSED/BEAT the kids!' as if it were totally different. 'Endangerment is something TOTALLY different with a different legal standard that they did NOT prove!

Nick claims they went for unconditional release because random drug testing costs $75 a pop, so "you just have to do the math" to figure out that paying $10,000 bail is cheaper.

Holy fucking cope, Batman. Yeah, I’ll do the math. Even if they tested him once a week after the arrest up until the trial, that’s 13 weeks which adds up to less than $1,000. Last time I checked that’s substantially less than 5K.

No one believes this shit. Not a judge nor jury in this world is going for this. He paid the bail so he could still do drugs. No, not every recreational drug user (say someone who smokes weed or does X at a party) is a problem. Nik/Kayla/April are NOT recreational drug users.

They had coke and Ketamine in their own bedroom, located in the same house occupied by 5 children. This is unsafe not only because the kids could potentially access it, but most importantly because the adults being under the influence poses a danger to them and their safety. If you’re drunk/high and one of your kids gets hurt playing outside, are you able to take care of the situation? NO. Are you even able to wake up and cook 3 meals a day, plus snacks, do housekeeping such as laundry, and help with schoolwork or hobbies? NO.

Please fuck off with this nonsense, Nik. It’s gross, it’s ignorant, and it’s insulting to our intelligence.

All his drug tests are clean.

Chrissie asks Nick,what are the two biggest rumors he would like to dispel. He says I) that he’s charged with neglect, (claiming that’s a rumor, when anyone can read his charges, & II) that he’s refusing drug tests, which he goes into typical Nickger detail over:
TwoBiggestRumorsNick.mp4
TLDW: He actually claims he’s not charged with neglect. Look at his charges, one of them is neglect. He also says he’s paying $750 per person on drug tests monthly. Good. Coke clears the blood stream in approximately 48 hours, btw. He says they get tested every 2-4 days.

I've thought about this, and if I were falsely accused of having coke in the house and neglecting my kids I'd want the hair follicle tests released to the whole damn world, along with the body cam footage to show my house looked perfectly normal (and to hopefully show the police planted the drugs)
I'd be screaming from the rooftops that I've never done coke in my life, not saying shit like "well the state hasn't proven anything yet" and "all my recent drugs tests have been clean" while refusing to give the first one to the CPS.

The piss tests that clear in 24-48, and that he chooses when to take... He paid so that he can choose to go sober and crank out a clean test when he things he can.

Nick is acting like the low IQ criminals who want the I's dotted and T's crossed to put them away when it is obvious that they are guilty as sin. I support making the State do their job, but when you are a low-life (like Nick) it is just a burden on the rest of society to make them handle your shite. He is trying to hold on to a respectable image, but he is well-confirmed to be a scumbag junkie.

Also 750 USD per month is more than once per week for him and Kayla, so his own Maths defeat him on the state-tests being more expensive.

Kids will be back really soon. Everything about child endangerment/maltreatment is internet fiction. Nobody in the community saw anything wrong with the kids. They see them five times a week.

No one saw anything, so the only reason that the teacher, nanny, or pastor said anything was a CONSPIRACY!

Having the kids taken away is the most painful thing that ever happened to him, especially because he knows they where never in danger from anything or anybody in his household

The State is actually the villain here!

No one's asked him to go to rehab at all

Maybe they did, bit not in those words--or in a 'faggy way'--so that does not count!

"Possession crimes require the intent to possess the drug"

I did not MEAN to possess the drugs! I just bought them on accident!

Monty confirmed raping Randazza and sending playing the video on an LED truck to Nick’s town with the caption “Coming for your Ass, Cuckieta!!!”

Uh... What?