🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Flaming Dumpster]

Came back from a 40 minute AFK sesh and has an emotional meltdown

1:50

 

[Fruttasecca]

Came back from a 40 minute AFK sesh and has an emotional meltdown
bmj_cryingrandomly.mp4

Whats that drivel at the end? Is he developing crack induced tourettes or something? Does that exist?

EDIT: Oh boy

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2345623/

Looks like there were some cases of cocaine induced tics in the 90s, but there is no recent literature and I am not a soyentist so what do I know, probably just a sperg out from getting off the high

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

"WULULULU TITTIES SPITTIES SHITTY BALLS, HAIRY TITS gotta go guys alright" *ends stream*
beautiful, he had a little crack sperg at the end

 

[dumbledore]

Came back from a 40 minute AFK sesh and has an emotional meltdown
bmj_cryingrandomly.mp4

What a sane and sober individual, I bet he doesn't do any hard drugs.

 

[toiletpump]

weed bowl is totally broken, but Bossman provides a "solution"
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it is some type of dry pipe that he is using as his bowl/cone piece
it is comically long, and the torch even makes an appearance
edit: i THINK its some type of pipe you can slot into hand-made plastic bongs

when life gives you shit, you gotta make due man.

 

[draggs]

It's the tried and true socket and pen tube.

Yup, metal sockets and pipes are the stoner's best fren when the glass gets broke

Came back from a 40 minute AFK sesh and has an emotional meltdown

Like most retarded addicts, at an instinctual level Bossman knows he's trying to fill a void with crack (and gamba) that he created with crack (and gamba) that can't be filled with crack (and gamba). But he's retarded so his reaction is to blame other people and do more crack (and gamba)

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

THE HOLY GAMBA TRINITY

 

[MadStan]

New Era Bossman sobriety working out great. Little THD and a big old SLAM in the hallway
bmj_slam.mp4

I did an analysis on that "thud" sound in the hallway. It would appear it was the last bit of pride and self respect finally leaving his body and hitting the floor.

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

I did an analysis on that "thud" sound in the hallway. It would appear it was the last bit of pride and self respect finally leaving his body and hitting the floor.

Austin is a looooong loooooooooooong away from losing his wigger pride and self respect. His comfy living ensures it.
The only way I would entertain the idea of BMJ losing his dignity is if he replaces sucking on rats' moms' titties with sucking derrick off in exchange for crack.

 

[MadStan]

Came back from a 40 minute AFK sesh and has an emotional meltdown
bmj_cryingrandomly.mp4

Wow. What a contradiction in 60 seconds. From there is "absolutely nothing wrong with me, it's everyone else" to "There is something seriously wrong with me and I'm not long for this world". That head of his has neural pathways firing in the most random ways, he can't think straight.

Now, a bit of crack (just a straightener) could set him right for a few minutes to figure this all out.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Got a 2k weekly bonus from Shuffle.

0:20

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

Someone in chat better hold him accountable like he asked us to, titties shitty pills, a pair of tits.

Page 1005 was great.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Wow. What a contradiction in 60 seconds

That's what happens when the crack euphoria wears off.

 

[draggs]

Austin is a looooong loooooooooooong away from losing his wigger pride and self respect. His comfy living ensures it.
The only way I would entertain the idea of BMJ losing his dignity is if he replaces sucking on rats' moms' titties with sucking derrick off in exchange for crack.

Bossman has no frens. He has Derrick, an acquaintance who sells him crack. If Bossman stopped buying crack he would never see or hear from Derrick again. He allegedly knows other people who he can get (buy) drugs from. These people are not frens either. Bossman's relationship with his parents is trashed. All Bossman has is juicers and rats in stream chat and Discord. He rightly realizes these people are not frens, and the ones who want to be are weirdo losers. He doesn't get any pussy, MILF or not

In troof Bossman is very socially isolated and no doubt feels extremely alone almost all the time, which feeds into his crack-fuelled paranoia. His wigger pride and self respect is long gone. That's why he breaks down at least 3 times a week on camera lmao

 

[Blackstar]

Bossman has no frens. He has Derrick, an acquaintance who sells him crack. If Bossman stopped buying crack he would never see or hear from Derrick again. He allegedly knows other people who he can get (buy) drugs from. These people are not frens either. Bossman's relationship with his parents is trashed. All Bossman has is juicers and rats in stream chat and Discord. He rightly realizes these people are not frens, and the ones who want to be are weirdo losers. He doesn't get any pussy, MILF or not

In troof Bossman is very socially isolated and no doubt feels extremely alone almost all the time, which feeds into his crack-fuelled paranoia. His wigger pride and self respect is long gone. That's why he breaks down at least 3 times a week on camera lmao

He also destroys any online relationships due to paranoia and ego. He'll sweep people for the smallest slights and burn bridges with every person he has contact with.

 

[Collections Agent]

He also destroys any online relationships due to her paranoia and ego. He'll sweep people for the smallest slights and burn bridges with every person he has contact with.

Not even slights, literally interacting with him at all besides directly handing him money is a gamble in itself.

If you compliment him too much he thinks you're 'tryna make him feel some kinda way' or he reads it a minute later after losing $5000 and thinks you're 'kicking him while he's down'

 

[dumbledore]

Came back from a 40 minute AFK sesh and has an emotional meltdown
bmj_cryingrandomly.mp4

 

[FeltPaddle]

Came back from a 40 minute AFK sesh and has an emotional meltdown
bmj_cryingrandomly.mp4

I wonder if he will ever get to point where he can look back at this and realize how fucking crazy he sounds?

 

[Tofu Dust]

Came back from a 40 minute AFK sesh and has an emotional meltdown
bmj_cryingrandomly.mp4

Does he have a lisp now? Did he finally bite down on his crack tongue too hard?

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Does he have a lisp now? Did he finally bite down on his crack tongue too hard?

He's had it for a while. You can really hear it come out with the discord streams, but the twitch/kick streams seem to have better mic filters.