US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[Tranhuviya]

@Dain Bramage
The only person that has ever thought you are smart and funny is you.

 

[Pikimon]

Reaction images have been not allowed for a while now

 

[TenaflyViper]

It's times like this I wish that elections were settled by professional wrestling matches between the candidates. I'd pay good money to see Hillary slam Trump with a folding chair or to see Trump put her in a chokehold.

Speaking of wrestling, I'm still disappointed that Ric Flair and Waka Flocka Flame weren't officially put on the ballot.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Looks like some mod out there is getting salty.

Now, y'see, this is why we need the Autistic rating.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

JUDGEMENT DAY IS UPON US FELLOW KIWI COMRADES! PREPARE FOR STALINIST AMERIKA +HITLERY CLITRUBBINGS

 

[Ruin]

Anyone want to join me in the Kiwi bunker?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Will Vermin Supreme win this time?

 

[Pikimon]

Will Vermin Supreme win this time?

yes

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Trump to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this. This is so fucked.

 

[clowney]

Anyone want to join me in the Kiwi bunker?

Only if there's means to see outside and witness the heart attack inducing levels of salt that is about to be upon us.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Anyone want to join me in the Kiwi bunker?

It depends. Will there be tea?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Anyone want to join me in the Kiwi bunker?

Will there be snacks?

 

[Florence]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate glass of chicken nuggets c0ke zer0 and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate glass of chicken nuggets c0ke zer0 out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Trump to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this. This is so fucked.

FTFY

 

[JU 199]

Anyone want to join me in the Kiwi bunker?

Will there be liquor?

 

[Sc4rface]

It's the Ruskies!

Spoiler: From the Guardian

Local news stations are reporting that Colorado’s statewide voter registration systems are down. Colorado is a same-day registration state, which means that for those who are arriving at their polling stations with the intent to register and vote, they are being provided with provisional ballots.

 

[Ruin]

Will there be liquor?

I picked up two bottles of vodka and two jugs of orange juice for tonight.

 

[The Grimace]

What's the best poll or whatever to follow today?

 

[Pigeon On A Stick]

The one in four hours.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Holy shit Null fix your fucking site instead of jacking off to muh polling data

 

[Sc4rface]

Is that fucking thing on the front page getting bigger?