US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

I still think Trump will win.

 

[NG 070]

Well, no matter who wins, at least I can honestly say "Don't blame me, I voted for one of the third party people".

 

[Locksnap]

Well, no matter who wins, at least I can honestly say "Don't blame me, I voted for one of the third party people".

But every third party vote is a vote for [Candidate I don't like]

 

[Without A Gout]

What are they trying to accomplish exactly?

Proving that the man has accomplished significantly more than tbey could ever dream of.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

My eyes are on Michigan tonight.

Make America Glorious Again!

 

[Quijibo69]

Michigan mostly votes Democratic.

 

[Null]

Michigan mostly votes Democratic.

Yeah no shit. Keep up. That's why it's amazing.

 

[Lackadaisy]

It's times like this I wish that elections were settled by professional wrestling matches between the candidates. I'd pay good money to see Hillary slam Trump with a folding chair or to see Trump put her in a chokehold.

 

[Very Honest Content]

My eyes are on Michigan tonight.

Do you think the ongoing crises in Flint will play into how that state votes for President?

Michigan mostly votes Democratic.

Michigan is the final battlefield on the clock as far as polls close. If Trump doesn't have enough by then to make Nevada relevant it's a wrap. So his focus makes sense from a logical standpoint.

 

[alex_theman]

Here is le funny politcal maymay
this is so autistic

 

[Dain Bramage]

Looks like some mod out there is getting salty.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

There is really only one person I would vote for in this election, and he's right here on the Kiwi Farms as we speak.

Spoiler: take a wild guess

 

[lolwut]

Looks like some mod out there is getting salty.

Or they're going easy on you. @Flowers For Sonichu would've gave you a week-long ban for even one reaction image.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

The Majoras Mask moon meme is getting old. How about Mother 3's apocalypse?

 

[LM 697]

Looks like some mod out there is getting salty.

Wasn't me but you posted six spoiler-less autistic reaction memes and half were gifs.

 

[NG 070]

But every third party vote is a vote for [Candidate I don't like]

I know, right?

I'm sick of that reaction whenever I tell people I'm not voting (and now, didn't vote) for Trump or Hillary. Like, I know the person I voted for has a snowball's chance in the 9th level of Hell of even trying to make a dent, but at least I can look back on my vote, knowing I felt I made the right choice I could at that moment.

Now to go drink heartily and brace myself for the inevitable fallout.

 

[JSGOTI]

 

[Tranhuviya]

Looks like some mod out there is getting salty.

 

[Locksnap]

Looks like some mod out there is getting salty.

to be fair your posts are really bad

 

[nad7155]

Looks like some mod out there is getting salty.

Just like you when you deleted profile posts you did not like.