Some used to say Nick would never end up a cow. Look how that went.
But we can't have nice things. And Nick being in prison would be a nice thing.
The milk would dry up. It most certainly would not be a nice thing. Look what happened with Chris-chan while he was in prison. Nothing. Nada. Some boring letters and we wouldn't even get that.
Just knowing Nick was in prison would improve every day.
You kidding? Given Chris's precedent, Nick would come to some sort of epiphany where he believes he's actually the stunning and brave female reincarnation of Mohammed and every post-jail stream he does would have a blur filter over his camera to protect us mortal eyes from his holy visage.
Forgive me, I'm not a Christorian, but I was under the impression Chris thought he was some sort of religious savior before going to jail.
I didn’t know Nick was Canadian. How embarrassing for him.
This is aboot having fun, this is aboot being me, this is aboot freeze peach!"
Move over Terrance and Phillip, we got Nick and Aaron. They both fart on Kayla while laughing, and she just laughs back while holding back the tears.
the most mundane case a lawyer could possibly take.
It's just amazing how badly he failed at the only chance he had to practice as a lawyer this year. He failed at a traffic ticket.
I wish John Andrews Stan would come back. His greasy sweaty Nick edits were top quality.
That's my favorite too. Rekieta Skywalker is about to murder all the innocent Skuntanks.