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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Tubby Aardvark powiedział(a):
Wasn't there something with diapers too like he dropped a bunch off at the bowling alley event?
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I think there was multiple diaper drive bys. Especially during the Portugal beat down.
Truly Rural powiedział(a):
He is the type of a beggar who can't be very picky. Who ever will have him is fine. Corn and diapers came after simpspiricy. Jesse is somewhat of a Nemesis to Dax.
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Only on ralph Ave. I imagine if it doesn't bring ralph new viewers he'll go back to being mortal enemies with him
 
Niggernerd powiedział(a):
I think there was multiple diaper drive bys. Especially during the Portugal beat down.

Only on ralph Ave. I imagine if it doesn't bring ralph new viewers he'll go back to being mortal enemies with him
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I think they settled all differences during a twitter space in which Ralph was once again high out of his mind. Jesse then did that whole "Total Sektur Death" bit saying Ralph was stale content (he was wrong). So Ralph probably sees him as a friendly face now because Jesse has claimed to have "moved on" from Sektur content.
 
He's already running late.

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fridgesama powiedział(a):
I think they settled all differences during a twitter space in which Ralph was once again high out of his mind. Jesse then did that whole "Total Sektur Death" bit saying Ralph was stale content (he was wrong). So Ralph probably sees him as a friendly face now because Jesse has claimed to have "moved on" from Sektur content.
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How people haven't figured out that everything Jesse does is a troll is beyond me. Everything he says and does is to generate content for his show (which I am admittedly a fan of, hate me all you want guys)
 
DickSanchez powiedział(a):
Interesting observation and theory. While I may not necessarily Believe that to be the case it would be a very deep Freudian pathology to explore that could also explain many things.

Like why Ralph needs to prove to everyone and himself that he's such a "pussy slaying alpha male" highly sought after by the opposite sex. When in fact it could be deep seeded homosexual desire that not even he himself can grasp.
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It's not even buried, IIRC there's an old Killstream episode where the gunt had a sexual fantasy about Jim live on air :story:
 
PenguinSpy powiedział(a):
Jim had close to 15 thousand people watching that stream. I was thinking about it in terms of shows and concerts I've been to. Some venues housing a max capacity of 3200 or thereabouts for example.

That's a lot of eyes and ears on you seeing you at your very worst with actual audio and video evidence. Not only that it adds a lot of potential for new people to see it all and spread it around.
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Imagine the following scenario: it's a brisk February evening in the Nevada desert, and one of the biggest rock bands in history is about to take to the stage at 'Sphere' in Las Vegas. U2 is finishing up their six month long residency at the hot new venue, and you expect Bono to give one of his faggy political speeches to open the show. But instead, as the house lights go down, they start playing video of the most embarrassing and incriminating moments of your life on the massive, spherical, omni-directional screen. You can't look away from it. No matter what direction you look, there is a 300-ft video of you being a massive piece of shit to everyone in your life, and Bono is completely tearing you apart in front of the sold-out crowd.

That's basically what Ethan Ralph experienced last night.
 
PenguinSpy powiedział(a):
Jim had close to 15 thousand people watching that stream. I was thinking about it in terms of shows and concerts I've been to. Some venues housing a max capacity of 3200 or thereabouts for example.

That's a lot of eyes and ears on you seeing you at your very worst with actual audio and video evidence. Not only that it adds a lot of potential for new people to see it all and spread it around.
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Someone should rub that in Nick Rekieta’s face.

“Hey man, Jim streams even less often than you do. Can you imagine how many people would watch your streams if you hadn’t told them all to fuck themselves?”
 
GuntPatrol powiedział(a):
Imagine the following scenario: it's a brisk February evening in the Nevada desert, and one of the biggest rock bands in history is about to take to the stage at 'Sphere' in Las Vegas. U2 is finishing up their six month long residency at the hot new venue, and you expect Bono to give one of his faggy political speeches to open the show. But instead, as the house lights go down, they start playing video of the most embarrassing and incriminating moments of your life on the massive, spherical, omni-directional screen. You can't look away from it. No matter what direction you look, there is a 300-ft video of you being a massive piece of shit to everyone in your life, and Bono is completely tearing you apart in front of the sold-out crowd.

That's basically what Ethan Ralph experienced last night.
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You paint the picture perfectly my friend

That's 100% it
 
I'm so glad to see Ralph is once again eviscerated for his crimes against humanity by the undead Jim. So what are the odds that the Cartel usess him as a drug mule? About how many coke balloons could you fit inside him, roughly?
 
Absurdity powiedział(a):
So what are the odds that the Cartel usess him as a drug mule?
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Gunt is useless as a drug mule. Think about it like this. You’re a Border Patrol agent working the booth as Gunt drives across the border. You gonna just let him drive through or have him pull over for a little extra scrutiny? He sticks out like a sore thumb and looks just like what he is, a drug addict. Plus remember, even if he gets across at the border, there’s another checkpoint he’ll have to get through 25 miles in and they don’t have to have probable cause at the checkpoints. They can check anyone they want for any reason they want or no reason at all. He doesn’t even have a Driver’s License on him. You think they’re not gonna take his truck apart, maybe him too? And don’t think for a second it would be any easier if he tried to fly, that would be even more impossible.

The folks who get used as mules are folks the cartels think have a chance to get through. They don’t mind taking a chance on losing a load because that’s the cost of doing business but they aren’t just going to throw dope away sticking it onto someone who’s 100% sure to get searched
 
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I call bullshit- for one, Elaine is the textbook definition of a bad faith actor- she's as trustworthy as a Nigerian Prince on WhatsApp. Secondly, wouldn't it make more sense for Ralph to try and use Pantsuela to get a Mexican greencard? It's in line with his lack of ethical conduct and fits in with the pressure/motivation he has to stay in Mexico to avoid his many problems in the US- whether it be taxes or child support. I wouldn't be surprised if Gunt was trying to knock Pantsuela up with Demon Baby 3 so he can anchorbaby his way into permanent Mexican citizenship.
 
♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️ powiedział(a):
I call bullshit- for one, Elaine is the textbook definition of a bad faith actor- she's as trustworthy as a Nigerian Prince on WhatsApp. Secondly, wouldn't it make more sense for Ralph to try and use Pantsuela to get a Mexican greencard? It's in line with his lack of ethical conduct and fits in with the pressure/motivation he has to stay in Mexico to avoid his many problems in the US- whether it be taxes or child support. I wouldn't be surprised if Gunt was trying to knock Pantsuela up with Demon Baby 3 so he can anchorbaby his way into permanent Mexican citizenship.
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This is going to turn into a discussion on immigration laws in the US and Mexico, isn’t it?
 
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