🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[DickSanchez]

I think there's even more to it than that. Ethan Ralph had some very obvious homosexual interest in Jim early on. You could tell how tickled he was to interact with him on old streams, kinda flirty, like a crush. He was more attracted to Jim than any of the women he was ever with. So, for Jim to lay it out like he did and mock Ethan the entire time is kinda like having the girl you crushed on through school ridicule you to your face and in front of everyone.

It's really gotta hurt bad for old Ethan.

Interesting observation and theory. While I may not necessarily Believe that to be the case it would be a very deep Freudian pathology to explore that could also explain many things.

Like why Ralph needs to prove to everyone and himself that he's such a "pussy slaying alpha male" highly sought after by the opposite sex. When in fact it could be deep seeded homosexual desire that not even he himself can grasp. So he tries to bury it deep through use of alcohol and drugs much in the same way a woman trafficked into prostitution would use drugs to cope with the act of having loveless sex.

If you're correct on any level, it would also explain his cuckery and his desire to somehow live vicariously through the women he cucks and simps himself out to. Toss in the pedo affiliations and jerking off to an underage youtuber and his absolute degenerate behavior becomes more profound and very telling.

So in essence I sure hope that you are correct because that would mean we could end up seeing an Ethan Ralph Trooning arch that will no doubt be a wonderful addition to an already entertaining story line.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He also confirms the champagne bottle, predictable pig is predictable.
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It's genuinely insane how Ralph can make popping a champagne bottle because of someone dying of cancer predictable and boring.

 

[jimmybags]

During the Revenge Porn trial, Faith had tried to bring forth a recording of Ralph as evidence in which it is claimed he admitted what he did, then declared himself a king. The recording itself was disallowed as evidence because of Two-Party Consent laws, so we never heard it.

So Ralph leaked a highly embarrassing video of Faith getting a thumb shoved up her asshole, but she won’t leak an embarrassing phone call of Ralph? Sad and pathetic.

I can't remember if it was recorded or just something Warski had said, but allegedly when Warski and Nora stayed with Ralph, one night he was blackout drunk and when Nora and Warski came back in from a cigarette, Ralph got very jealous and basically was behaving as if he was going to get physical. He made threats to Nora, apropos of nothing a few years back - it's suggested he *shock* has revenge porn. The same thing he released of his last wife and his baby momma.

Warski told this story during the fuck Ralph festival.

 

[Pale Empress]

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As was predicted, he now plans to attack the wife of the guy who criticized him. Prepare for hours of riveting content consisting solely of variations of "FUCK YOU AND YOUR GREASY KOREAN SLUT WHEN WILL YOU DIE MED-O-CARE"

So Ralph leaked a highly embarrassing video of Faith getting a thumb shoved up her asshole, but she won’t leak an embarrassing phone call of Ralph? Sad and pathetic.

It's legally actionable otherwise I'm sure "Team Vickers" would have spread it like wildfire.

 

[Niggernerd]

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As was predicted, he now plans to attack the wife of the guy who criticized him. Prepare for hours of riveting content consisting solely of variations of "FUCK YOU AND YOUR GREASY KOREAN SLUT WHEN WILL YOU DIE MED-O-CARE"


It's legally actionable otherwise I'm sure "Team Vickers" would have spread it like wildfire.

Ralph, you fuck whores and beat your SO's
Jim turned one into a loyal house wife
Like wheres the own other than a self own

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

The worst self own of all is guest hosting a PodAwful show

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

This strikes me as coming from his broken childhood. The man is a huge wreck and Jim is charismatic Internet Daddy. The betrayal must haunt the Gunt.

 

[DickSanchez]

It's genuinely insane how Ralph can make popping a champagne bottle because of someone dying of cancer predictable and boring.

The 'Ralph is secretly gay' theory by @Twinkletard has me truly hoping for a 'ralph trooning arch' or even a 'ralph is gay' arch at this point. That would make Ralph less predictable and open the door to so many entertaining outcomes.

Even if Ralph remains as the 'straight but abusive ragepig', I can see how hilarious it would be for a trooning theory or gay theory to take off. Because that would no doubt result in Ralph desperately trying to prove that he's a straight alpha male and given his recent track record of already trying accomplish proving such to the world by quickly marrying a horse pedophile Pantsu and Mexican hooker Pantsuela he would no doubt take more desperate and drastic actions. Such actions that would result in monumental negative life changing outcomes.

Imagine for a moment the following:

• Theory starts spreading that Ralph is gay or possibly trans
• Ralph literally becoming the 'im not gay meme' as he posts his L's on X
• Jumps into relationships much faster than ever before, maybe even wastes more money on hookers and drugs
• Starts having to borrow money from dangerous people to keep up delusional appearances on social media
• Tries to 'dine and dash' a hooker due to not having any money to pay for her services
• Runs from cartel who wants to get paid and very insulted that Ralph slighted them financially
• Despite being on the run (& under the influence) desperately needing a W, he hooks up with a 6"2' muscle bound hooker that we end up calling 'Arnold SchwarzeTroon' that beats Ralph's ass on his own livestream after he foolishly attempts to choke and threaten his new T-800 'girlfriend'.
• With black eyes, broken bones and no money Ralph taunts the cartel who is still chasing him by making posts on X like "Come get me! You drug peddling beaners!"

The story archs and content possibilities are endless.

 

[Truly Rural]

As was predicted

Not so fast Pale Empress

Betcha you didn't predict this!

 

[Fornicario]

Not so fast Pale Empress

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Betcha you didn't predict this!

Ralph has been broken under the weight of his corn harvest. He's scared Jim has even more to drop.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Not so fast Pale Empress

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Betcha you didn't predict this!

The swerves don't quit coming from Ethan Russo. Next up on the Killstream, David Arquette will win the world title at Ralphamania 2 in a Finger Poke of Doom match

 

[Scout Trooper]

Not so fast Pale Empress

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Betcha you didn't predict this!

lol UH OH RALPH got yourself a little Catch-22 of being puppeteered by your a-logs on one hand and being a complete fucking bitch on the other.

What are you going to do, piggertits? I bet you do it, because that's the kind of pathetic whimpering manlet faggot you are -- the kind who goes after uninvolved women because you can't stand up to a man.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The 'Ralph is secretly gay' theory by @Twinkletard has me truly hoping for a 'ralph trooning arch' or even a 'ralph is gay' arch at this point.

If Ralph was turning 30 instead of turning 40 it would be a safe bet he already would’ve become a troon. He’s already a porn addicted overly online social outcast with substance abuse problems.

 

[Rage Pig]

The worst self own of all is guest hosting a PodAwful show

He won't be protected by his gunt guard chat mods though. Could get funny.

 

[Lidl Drip]

As was predicted, he now plans to attack the wife of the guy who criticized him. Prepare for hours of riveting content consisting solely of variations of "FUCK YOU AND YOUR GREASY KOREAN SLUT WHEN WILL YOU DIE MED-O-CARE"

Predictable of Ralph to go against the uninvolved wife instead of against the guy he is actually butthurt about. He is such a stereotype of a weak man who beats on women to feel powerful because any other man can push his shit in.

It's not been a good time for Ralph... Null is making money, Pantsuela is friends with Pantsu and Jim utterly felted him. His little pig ego is extremely bruised.

 

[Truly Rural]

Ralph has been broken under the weight of his corn harvest. He's scared Jim has even more to drop.

Well you never know what Nora said to Jade about Rlaph.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

If Ralph was turning 30 instead of turning 40 it would be a safe bet he already would’ve become a troon. He’s already a porn addicted overly online social outcast with substance abuse problems.

Ralph could never get the surgery though. You need to have a normal sized dick for their to be enough material to work with for a neo-vag. He could only ever be a fat, disgusting ladyboy.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Jim had close to 15 thousand people watching that stream. I was thinking about it in terms of shows and concerts I've been to. Some venues housing a max capacity of 3200 or thereabouts for example.

That's a lot of eyes and ears on you seeing you at your very worst with actual audio and video evidence. Not only that it adds a lot of potential for new people to see it all and spread it around.

 

[PyroJohn]

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Not Gamergate

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Not so fast Pale Empress

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Betcha you didn't predict this!

Oh no, Ralph is going to talk about what Gym's wife did over a decade ago to Adolwulf and 20 other speds.

An awesome response from the Ralphamale, after being exposed as an unrepentant piece of human offal to 20 thousand people, including his Señorita Deni .

Keep on taking those Ls Ralph.