🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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Now go for a swim, Ralph. I bet you won't get that shirt wet.

What is on the left side of his pants leg? A squirrel?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Lol I love all these pics Ralph is posting. Stupid fuck. Gratz you got rid of that gunt on your belly, there's a problem though.
There's a gunt inside your soul, that's still flopping as you go.

You ain't getting rid of that.

 

[Not Even Twice]

What is on the left side of his pants leg? A squirrel?

Think it's Puma pants. That looks like the front part of their logo.

 

[Chuck McGill]

The faggot did a full photo shoot, lmao. Imagine being a tourist watching this retard posing like an effeminate, mentally ill homo in front of his smartphone. Dreaming about the things you did in Cancun sounds like absolute nightmare material.

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Thar bended knee is just begging for someone to shop in George Floyd's head.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Gratz you got rid of that gunt on your belly

It didn’t go anywhere. He’s long had an apron of fat that hangs to at least his mid-thighs and that cannot be dieted away. That’s why Ethan wears shirts to swim in — he’s ashamed of his body (as he should be). If only he could feel an ounce of shame for his sick, degenerate head.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Thar bended knee is just begging for someone to shop in George Floyd's head.

EOR’s a weak bitch. His knee would never be able to keep anyone down.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

That second kneeling pic is really giving Where The Fuck is My Room Key? vibes.

 

[Hex Cat]

Somebody updated his IMDB with a bunch of vidya shit

Archived link


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Ethan Ralph in Elden Ring

 

[Look--an Alien!]

He can't stop sperging at Gaytor
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Which makes this tweet posted a few minutes later even more funny
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"Lives for attention from his old master"
Kind of like EOR begged Jim for a response for the last two years, or begged Null for a meetup for old times sake, or begged all his old betters to come on his pathetic show...

EOR really is the embodiment of "the lady doth protest too much". He never has any real sincerity behind his words

 

[EyeGuy]

Ralph took the hooker out to lunch again:

 

[Obscura539]

I love the vague posts indicating a second person at the table. This is something previously thought that only women are capable of.

 

[Near]

Either a hooker or someone who wants US citizenship faster.
Either way, she better read the fine print that she can only watch netflix at the house and the duties include but are not limited to cleaning up piss bottles.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph took the hooker out to lunch again:
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X to doubt. He just ordered a double meal because he’s fat.

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

X to doubt. He just ordered a double meal because he’s fat.

Then he has to admit that the beer on the other side of the table isn't his.
Think he'd rather admit he was going out on a date with the torta guy.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

a hooker

Cancun and Merida have a huge supply of cheap escorts. If he's not showing her off it's because he went with the very cheap package, as an extended stay would be quite pricey for an attractive one.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Goddamn this is tedious.
Pics or STFU you little pissy bitch.
He really is a 12-yo girl.
Also weird flex to waste money on food and drink in a tourist trap but have to go through attorneys and judges and a parenting app to pay for your bastard kids. Idiot.

 

[Mynameisdark]

I predict further 'clerical errors' stalling the return of his truck, then radio silence on the topic.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

"Paperwork for his truck" would that be gunt speak for getting his truck back from the repo depot in Cancun?

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph took the hooker out to lunch again:
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You know I'm happy for him, he's free and able to indulge all his vices, best way to put him out to pasture

 

[Truly Rural]

Pig eating corn? Well I'll be damned.