No, DSP has been referring to Jasper as the "family" part of "wife and family" for years, since he got Jasper, its not something recent.
Also, he hates his parents, he wants them to just die so he can inherit their house and sell it to pay his bills.
I figure Phil is stupid enough to get wrecked on capital gains taxes from selling his parents' house. Conservative estimate would put their original buying price at $50k or so, and even in a soft market in a neighborhood being 'taken over' by the darkies, it'd still fetch a good $200k, so that's $150k CGT off the top at (again) a conservative estimate of 15%, so that'll knock off $22.5k, leaving $127.5 or so. IF his parents aren't forced to sell the place themselves to pay for any late-life expenses such as medical bills or similar. Hospice DO get pricy, so if they don't do Phil the solid of dropping dead sudden-like and instead cling to life, that Crypt Keeper Payola is gonna shrink faster than his dick at the sight of Jaha.
B) The SnortFort is a fucking vile trashheep that is probably barely maintained. I fucking hope he tries to refinance it just for the moronic loser appraiser to walk through and tell him flat to his face the condo is in shitty condition and he can't get as much as he thinks he can, because you know he will bitch about it on his prestream.
Well, setting aside the power leveling, I've done inspections and appraisals, and the only thing that'd set him off worse than finding out he won't get the fat payday he's hoping for is the fact that he'll have to actually
pay money to whoever has to come out and inspect Castlille de Baconne BEFORE they give him the 'bad news'. Assuming, mind you, he hasn't let anything go badly enough to get red-stickered (condemned). Of course, even in the usually rare cases of utter squalor, the homeowner gets 90-180 days to get the place back in order before they're directed to vacate for their own safety. It varies by municipality, but I imagine Washington is a bit tight-assed about 'quality of life issues' when it comes to fat, obnoxious white guys. Being an asshole to your inspector will generally convince them to be
especially persnickety about even minor violations, but Phil's not the type to raise his voice when there's someone actually there, so it should be 50/50...