DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[clothes in my closet]

Phil had a meltdown about drama on the podcast today, where he rants for ten minutes about how everyone around him is a toxic, greedy asshole, and how he is always right. Then he goes on to say, repeatedly, that he was "threatened" earlier this year.

He eventually gets to the fucking point, and explains that Keemstar's podcast offer was the threat. Of course, he doesn't mention Keem by name, but we all know who he's talking about.

 

[AIKA]

Relevant, because Phil is a slimy fuck.

Floe, an oldhead of the FGC has passed away. They had also met back during the Rahmbo era and Phil even has a Rambo vs Floe match uploaded on an old channel.
Look forward to Phil making it all about himself, some snake tears and shaking the cup to beg for some spare coins ala Kobe 2.0

 

[Balr0g]

Dave stated during today's stream that starting November he's going to be opening a suggestion box on his channel which he will eventually read out live on stream. Chances of this never happening?

He already had a suggestion community note on his channel and there were some serious suggestions on it. Has apparently been memoryhold already

 

[Kane lives in death]

He already had a suggestion community note on his channel and there were some serious suggestions on it. Has apparently been memoryhold already

The suggestions were brutal and made Phil look like a fucking idiot for allowing the stream quality to get so bad (for example why is the prestream 2 fucking hours and why you insult all other streamers every day).

Thats why old and new community suggestions will end up memoryholed, one of two small dent ideas wont improve the stream, you need to literally demolish everything about it and rebuild it from scratch. Good luck telling that to phil without him shutting down and accusing you of being a troll like the insecure narcissist he is.

 

[Gramh]

He already had a suggestion community note on his channel and there were some serious suggestions on it. Has apparently been memoryhold already

It was basically half a dozen people or better telling him to rightfully ditch the morning copecast. The evolution of his "podcast" is hilarious though, as Phil desperately tries to shape it into more topical conversations it becomes more unhinged. His latest slipups about there not being any news in the gaming world when there's constantly something to talk about showcasing he wants to just bitch his mouth off to developers, or his sad day off conversations that are usually just a backhanded way to bitch about DoorDash not catering specifically to his on demand-style consumerism. More and more the Q&A time pops up, with the same "I don't know what you're talking about, thanks for the superchat" answers to 90% of questions that don't relate to drama. Send him one question about being a hypocrite for badmouthing anonymous or actual streamers and their content when he does the same shit, and you get 10 minutes of his time; ask about how he feels about a videogame he hasn't played and you might as well have tried to get him to solve a quantum physics formula.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Holy shit that rant about Floe dying no wonder everyone in the FGC hates him. Also Derich on suicide watch lmao

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Relevant, because Phil is a slimy fuck.

Floe, an oldhead of the FGC has passed away. They had also met back during the Rahmbo era and Phil even has a Rambo vs Floe match uploaded on an old channel.
Look forward to Phil making it all about himself, some snake tears and shaking the cup to beg for some spare coins ala Kobe 2.0

Somehow it went even worse than your prediction. Since Phil couldn't even pretend to care, he ignored the news. Chat spam, via Derich, finally got to him, and DSP broke, unleashing a toxic rant. Too many people spam the chat, and too many people want a personal response from DSP. He's just one person, so it's too much for him. All about DSP.

Rambo and Howard were right: DSP has no respect for people who are alive or people who are dead.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Phil stops playing for 10 minutes to address how he's not going to stop in the middle of gameplay to address Floe dying.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Archive of the Floe Rant.

All Phil had to do was say "Man that's sad, R.I.P." but he just could not fucking help himself from letting us know, more or less, that he thinks Floe was an asshole, so fuck him.

"Quite frankly, I never was friendly with Floe. I never even knew him personally that well. A lot of the interactions I had with him, honestly, were negative."

Spoiler: Floe Rant

 

[Corpun]

Why do we think he falls back on these buzzwords so often? Chill, meaningful, robust, etc. He talks like no other human being and he has to realize that. What is it he thinks he gains from doing it?

His own self-pignosis and the bullshit marketing he remembers from business school

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Phil wtf is that thumbnail

It's a new sonic OC, Begachu. He begtweets to the extreme.

Why do I get a feeling his self inserting into every thumbnail is an extension of making every video game character look like himself though?

Further proof about how Phil really feels about games. He threw a bitchfit because Sonic was so short that he can't drag out his playthrough like he normally does to maximize dent contributions. Prepare for another impromptu Q &A session.

Can't this moron check fucking average playtimes for games? It's one quick search. I would expect at the very least that out of this lazy fucker considering his autistic scheduling but even that is to much.

Rambo and Howard were right: DSP has no respect for people who are alive or people who are dead.

Bullshit, he cried about T 3 times remember? He respects people immensely.

 

[smug comporon]

The fact he specified it wasn't just Derich like 10 times killed me. He wanted to make it very clear it was Derich, but Derich is too dented to pick up on it.

 

[Croppered]

Why do we think he falls back on these buzzwords so often? Chill, meaningful, robust, etc.

They are very simple words to sound like you know what you're doing with marketing. Everyone, in theory, wants to experience a chill time. Robust is probably something he heard when someone described wine or food, or something dense with luxury, so he decided that's what he would use.

 

[Kheapathic]

Not that Sonic is any sort of major test of skill; but holy shit this game is showing Phil's inability to adapt or react. I haven't played this Sonic game (yet), but from what I can tell when he thinks the missiles stopped showing up, he's not going to where it's landing. Well where is it landing? Every volley has two columns, the less damage the boss has, there's one blue in each column, as the boss takes more damage, there's only one blue total; and as you do more damage, the missile is further and further to the extreme of whatever side it launches from. This isn't Rocket Science, Sonic is literally a fucking child's game, and children will accidently wander into the answer more than Phil can.

Edit: Now the second part of the fight. I don't know the answer, but figure it's something to do during the anti-gravity part... and Phil just stood there and let the time run down. Fucking do something you retard. Even if it's wrong, fucking press buttons and try something, anything.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

A recurring theme of his 2023 podcast is Phil saying that he watches other "big" streamers who are worse gamers than him, yet get no where near the same amount of criticism.

Incredible he cannot put it together that you can be a bad as Phil at a game while streaming and not be criticised completely missing that when he's bad he pisses and moans and is an insufferable cunt about any minor inconvenience

Kill yourself Phil

 

[human trash]

robust is one that always annoys me because i've caught myself using it to describe food a couple of times. usually Italian food, which is funny, but it's absolutely my brain associating pasta sauce with this cunt

 

[Kheapathic]

robust is one that always annoys me because i've caught myself using it to describe food a couple of times. usually Italian food, which is funny, but it's absolutely my brain associating pasta sauce with this cunt

My autism has also latched onto robust; but mainly when people are trying to describe something and start throwing out adjectives, I'll throw in robust or Phil's "That's robust!"

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Dave stated during today's stream that starting November he's going to be opening a suggestion box on his channel which he will eventually read out live on stream. Chances of this never happening?

"A lot of you have been telling me you want more ways to contribute, so I've added more gifs for when you give me money. Also, you want me to play less games and give my opinion more on current events, so the podcast will be extended by an hour."

 

[NomineNemo]

"A lot of you have been telling me you want more ways to contribute, so I've added more gifs for when you give me money. Also, you want me to play less games and give my opinion more on current events, so the podcast will be extended by an hour."

'The Podcast will continue until Support improves!'

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil had a meltdown about drama on the podcast today, where he rants for ten minutes about how everyone around him is a toxic, greedy asshole, and how he is always right. Then he goes on to say, repeatedly, that he was "threatened" earlier this year.

He eventually gets to the fucking point, and explains that Keemstar's podcast offer was the threat. Of course, he doesn't mention Keem by name, but we all know who he's talking about.

Threatened about a podcast - Made with Clipchamp.mp4

low tips really make him break out the drama crying for pitybux.

too many people want a personal response from DSP. He's just one person, so it's too much for him. All about DSP.

from the clown that specifically tells his chat to @ him? shocking I say!

Archive of the Floe Rant.

All Phil had to do was say "Man that's sad, R.I.P." but he just could not fucking help himself from letting us know, more or less, that he thinks Floe was an asshole, so fuck him.

"Quite frankly, I never was friendly with Floe. I never even knew him personally that well. A lot of the interactions I had with him, honestly, were negative."

Spoiler: Floe Rant

Wasnt friendly with floe - Made with Clipchamp.mp4

So Floe is the new Howard.

 

[Old Tonto]

He's slowly beginning to understand that he is stuck right where he is. There's no easy way out of the mess he's made of his life. Playing the newest game or wearing a lady's shirt isn't going to save the business or make him more presentable. Phil's life is on a constant downhill trend, and it is only going to get worse.

I disagree. There are several easy ways out of his life, and not all of them require adding six feet of rope and a wobbly stool to his Amazon wish list. Some require cuddling a toaster in his tub or clearing out those drippy sinuses with a shotgun. I'd mention how easily he could return his gift of life at the front of any oncoming train, but this being Phil, I kept the methodology to those available without necessitating leaving the Snort Fort. What can I say? I like to give to folks that really deserve it.