DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PetiteDragon43]

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He looks like a literal retard, even more than usual.

Not a children's entertainer, though.

ee he always says shit like "these other youtubers who dress up and do stunts"
When he does shit like this, and wearing big boy clothes, and vests, and as for stunts... remind me what happens when he gets 100 likes on a stream? He's the only youtuber I can name that does the shit he hates on. Like Markiplier dyed his hair. AYUND?
"I'm not screaming into the camera like a girl"
"Don't do it to me Snake Eyez! No no no! Ackackack don't do it to me!"

i hate this faggot so much

 

[Corpun]

This fucking retard.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=E55vX4ZHCOY
Phil has no right to rant on people who save scum. Fuckhead CONSTANTLY did it during the Zelda 2 playthrough, and even fucked himself over with classic Doom a few years ago by softlocking the game.

Motherfucker ran out of saves in one of the Fallout games (I think it was 4) when those games give you like 400 save slots for some absurd reason. He deleted a fuck ton including ones he just saved recently during that. This retard has no fucking grounds to stand on when he will finish any game with 300+ save states.

Pretty odd he starts playing Sonic when CWC starts uploading again. Be pretty horrifying if cows collide and the Vortex merges with CWCville. I'm not saying I'm against a timeline where Chris becomes a dent for Sonic but it would be a horrifying development for all parties watching.

 

[Agent Proper]

Pretty odd he starts playing Sonic when CWC starts uploading again. Be pretty horrifying if cows collide and the Vortex merges with CWCville. I'm not saying I'm against a timeline where Chris becomes a dent for Sonic but it would be a horrifying development for all parties watching.

No lie I would laugh myself to death just like the weasels in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

 

[Crooked 16th]

Holy fuck he's doing World Tour mode tonight for some reason kill yourself bro
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The logical thing would be to finish Sonic but we all know he wasn't going to do that

 

[TyrasGuard]

This is why I can't be a clipper, the singleplayer games are fucking atrocious. Regardless of how funny BotW was, it was like one funny moment in 4 hours of nothing. He isn't even accidentally funny for the sake of his actual fans.

I don't think I've ever watched a single playthrough from start to finish, ever.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Why do we think he falls back on these buzzwords so often? Chill, meaningful, robust, etc. He talks like no other human being and he has to realize that. What is it he thinks he gains from doing it?

 

[Twrx]

Why do we think he falls back on these buzzwords so often? Chill, meaningful, robust, etc. He talks like no other human being and he has to realize that. What is it he thinks he gains from doing it?

He's an NPC with main character syndrome.

 

[Crow Money]

Why do we think he falls back on these buzzwords so often? Chill, meaningful, robust, etc. He talks like no other human being and he has to realize that. What is it he thinks he gains from doing it?

I think it’s his version of marketing; just like you said, buzzwords. I’m less sure on whether he realizes it at this point though; he clearly speaks on autopilot nearly his whole stream. Weren’t dweebs using AI a few years ago, before ChatGPT, to write believable DSP scripts?

 

[Crooked 16th]

Why do we think he falls back on these buzzwords so often? Chill, meaningful, robust, etc. He talks like no other human being and he has to realize that. What is it he thinks he gains from doing it?

A boost in the YouTube algorithm somehow.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Why do we think he falls back on these buzzwords so often? Chill, meaningful, robust, etc. He talks like no other human being and he has to realize that. What is it he thinks he gains from doing it?

He's conditioning his dents. Again, totally not a cult.

 

[HERO_V]

He's an NPC with main character syndrome.

Could not have said it better!

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Phil wtf is that thumbnail

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Pretty odd he starts playing Sonic when CWC starts uploading again. Be pretty horrifying if cows collide and the Vortex merges with CWCville. I'm not saying I'm against a timeline where Chris becomes a dent for Sonic but it would be a horrifying development for all parties watching.

Boy. Wait until you realize what he did the week Chris got arrested. The merge is real.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

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Phil wtf is that thumbnail

It time go fast

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Big Sonic premiere and the promise of the hat, which I would have thought would bring out all the autists, but he still had to rely on one 'tard to hit the goal.

 

[Polska krowa]

Yeah I could probably get on board with this. He’s still got a fat face, hanging chins and bitch tits, hence I said I still consider him ‘fat’.

I don’t look at him too closely, I just know he’s lost ‘bulk’ from 2020. Could be muscle.

The bulk you're talking about him losing is his skeletal muscle. He's about as frail as an 80 year old woman who's done four lines of chemo. If he takes a fall, I sincerely believe that he'll break several bones due to not having any muscle to protect himself

 

[Balr0g]

Holy fuck he's doing World Tour mode tonight for some reason kill yourself bro
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Well the end result certainly was karma then. Not even half of the T1 goal. But it's ok because his begging on the Sonic stream helped

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Phil wtf is that thumbnail

Further proof about how Phil really feels about games. He threw a bitchfit because Sonic was so short that he can't drag out his playthrough like he normally does to maximize dent contributions. Prepare for another impromptu Q &A session.

 

[Brother Wind]

Despite being sent plenty of questions during his members Q&A, Phil decides to bait sympathy by answering a question about a previous suicide attempt despite stating it wasn't something he wanted to go into.

Then why the fuck bring it up in the first place?

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It might just be my common human decency, or perhaps the things that I have seen in life, but everytime he talks about having wanted to kill himself, I hope is just him rolling the karma dice in winding up in a Johnny Get Your Gun situation.

Every time you tell Dave to kill himself, I'm convinced an angel sprouts their wings.

I like to think God slips a dent $20 everytime he does it personally.

This fucking retard.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=E55vX4ZHCOY
Phil has no right to rant on people who save scum. Fuckhead CONSTANTLY did it during the Zelda 2 playthrough, and even fucked himself over with classic Doom a few years ago by softlocking the game.

Oh he fucking did not actually. He actually bitched in Sonic Origins, that it didn't have save states. The cock sucker that wants fights to have a checkpoint everytime you hit a boss. I have to watch this fucking video now. There is no goddamn way he actually shat on save scumming. No goddamn way.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

It time go fast

It time rope