💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AirdropShitposts]

I was browsing Pat's tweets looking for something specific when I found this gem I hadn't seen before:
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Absolutely delusional. Fat, too.

This tweet was over five years ago. Is Trump in the poorhouse yet?

Maybe I'll just wait to ask him personally when we enjoy prison together.

 

[CervixHammer]

Getting the text spelled right is a challenge, but a year ago text was impossible.

 

[Plaintiff had a 1.7 gpa]

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

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It rubs the spices on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Criminally underrated r/autism thread from 2019. Overshadowed by "the" r/autism thread which accumulated over 2,500 replies, a huge chunk of which were from Pat alone, this one accumulated 468 replies, and there are many bangers and quotable posts contained within. What amazes me is most of these posts from "THE_NIGGER_RAPIST" and such are still up.

I forgot how good this was.



And herpes.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I was browsing Pat's tweets looking for something specific when I found this gem I hadn't seen before:
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Absolutely delusional. Fat, too.

So cannibalism is eating the same species. Would this be regular cannibalism or self-cannibalism?

 

[BlastMonk]

So cannibalism is eating the same species. Would this be regular cannibalism or self-cannibalism?

Self cannibalism would mean eating a part of himself and thus reduce his own personal mass. Now, child would Fatrick ever give up any of his fat for any reason? No child he wouldn't, enjoy prison stalker

 

[AnOminous]

And herpes.

There are no circumstances where being so literally retarded you say something like "I have neither AIDS, nor victims, child" is something you should say. Especially when you actually boast about having herpes because apparently everyone who isn't a virgin is so indiscriminate in their repulsive sexual partners that they end up with herpes.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Some random craziness I came across

https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/dloqow/made_it_to_the_gym_today/f8gyk7z/

https://archive.ph/wip/YhkFL

Btw what is the earliest instance of Fatso saying that we are criminals going to prison? Here's 2 from Nov 26, 2019.

https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/e1snbn/hittin_the_gym_today/f8t6rrt/

https://archive.ph/nhrtj

1.7 believes that everybody who makes fun of him is guilty of criminal conspiracy to commit any other crimes against Patrick committed by other people. 1.7 GPA.

https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/e1snbn/hittin_the_gym_today/f8t6d9f/

https://archive.ph/wip/iKxpZ

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His pan is fucking nasty.

Basic hygiene is not Pat or Niki’s forte. Every photo of their home shows enormous clutter piles and even during their TV spots, they didn’t even bother to move the overflowing laundry baskets and scattered crap out of the shot.

Fatrick just seems to... eat.

I would bet he drinks as many if not more calories than he eats. There’s really nothing more pathetic to me than a grown man who’s proud of his dependence

 

[ConSluttant]

I cannot believe you AI enjoyer faggots haven't gone to the original Fatrick Piglinson source material for inspiration.

Pigs in Spaaaaaace!

Bonus : Star Wars crossover

 

[Maude Snew]

Self cannibalism would mean eating a part of himself and thus reduce his own personal mass. Now, child would Fatrick ever give up any of his fat for any reason? No child he wouldn't, enjoy prison stalker

Wrong as always, stalker. That is not the conservation of mass. You have been instructed many millions of times to obey the laws of thermodynamics. Continuing not do do so constitutes felony not trusting the science. Enjoy entropy. Also this new design for some spaceships flying in formation I came up with.

 

[FinnSven]

Some random craziness I came across

https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/dloqow/made_it_to_the_gym_today/f8gyk7z/

https://archive.ph/wip/YhkFL

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Btw what is the earliest instance of Fatso saying that we are criminals going to prison? Here's 2 from Nov 26, 2019.

https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/e1snbn/hittin_the_gym_today/f8t6rrt/

https://archive.ph/nhrtj

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1.7 believes that everybody who makes fun of him is guilty of criminal conspiracy to commit any other crimes against Patrick committed by other people. 1.7 GPA.

https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/e1snbn/hittin_the_gym_today/f8t6d9f/

https://archive.ph/wip/iKxpZ

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The only way Fatrick is a public figure these days is the fact he is a public figure of mockery.

 

[internet friend]

The only way Fatrick is a public figure these days is the fact he is a public figure of mockery.

His massive figure is very public, faucet dick and all

 

[Spunt]

Some random craziness I came across

https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/dloqow/made_it_to_the_gym_today/f8gyk7z/

https://archive.ph/wip/YhkFL

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Btw what is the earliest instance of Fatso saying that we are criminals going to prison? Here's 2 from Nov 26, 2019.

https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/e1snbn/hittin_the_gym_today/f8t6rrt/

https://archive.ph/nhrtj

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1.7 believes that everybody who makes fun of him is guilty of criminal conspiracy to commit any other crimes against Patrick committed by other people. 1.7 GPA.

https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/e1snbn/hittin_the_gym_today/f8t6d9f/

https://archive.ph/wip/iKxpZ

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In terms of claiming to be an "author", there are many posters in this thread who have posted more words here in the last 3 years than Pat has put into his dumbshit teenage "What if Scrooge but with lots of violence" fanfiction over the same period. Those posts were 5000% more interesting, entertaining, insightful and amusing than what Pat has written, and have already have been viewed and enjoyed by more people than all Fat's books put together. Who is the "author" again?

Enjoy prison.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

There are no circumstances where being so literally retarded you say something like "I have neither AIDS, nor victims, child" is something you should say.

Made me think of the apocryphal "I just want to hear the son of a bitch deny it" LBJ story. Then I remembered the proposed rumor from that story was that his opponent fucked pigs. I love when the planets align just for the purpose of giving me a sensible chuckle.

 

[Something Awful]

Sounds like Niki just didn't want Patrick's last name. "Baby, I can't just rebrand my entire business empire, you understand". Her company is Robinson Writers, LLC, but her business is already branded as "Posts by Ghost", so it wouldn't even matter.

 

[FinnSven]

In terms of claiming to be an "author", there are many posters in this thread who have posted more words here in the last 3 years than Pat has put into his dumbshit teenage "What if Scrooge but with lots of violence" fanfiction over the same period. Those posts were 5000% more interesting, entertaining, insightful and amusing than what Pat has written, and have already have been viewed and enjoyed by more people than all Fat's books put together. Who is the "author" again?

Enjoy prison.

Any kind of parody requires a far better writer than Pat.

What he fails to grasp is that to write a good funny parody, you have to be basically a nerd over the subject you are parodying.

And this idea is a parody of A Christmas Carol, even if it was written as a serious and period accurate detective novel, it would still be a parody in the sense that it is an offbeat retelling.

If he could write an ultra violent tale in something close enough to be mistaken for Dickens on a laudanum and raw gin binge, then it would be an interesting read.

The fact that he has been trying to basically write a sub par Terry Pratchett novel is just layers of offensive.

It’s disrespectful to Dickens, disrespectful to the late Pratchett, it’s even disrespectful to the fucking muppets who at least put effort into their retelling.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

It’s disrespectful to Dickens, disrespectful to the late Pratchett, it’s even disrespectful to the fucking muppets who at least put effort into their retelling.

Apparently the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the best costumed versions oñ film.Link

 

[Procrastinhater]

Any kind of parody requires a far better writer than Pat.

What he fails to grasp is that to write a good funny parody, you have to be basically a nerd over the subject you are parodying.

And this idea is a parody of A Christmas Carol, even if it was written as a serious and period accurate detective novel, it would still be a parody in the sense that it is an offbeat retelling.

If he could write an ultra violent tale in something close enough to be mistaken for Dickens on a laudanum and raw gin binge, then it would be an interesting read.

The fact that he has been trying to basically write a sub par Terry Pratchett novel is just layers of offensive.

It’s disrespectful to Dickens, disrespectful to the late Pratchett, it’s even disrespectful to the fucking muppets who at least put effort into their retelling.

The problem is Pat just doesn't understand what it takes to write a good and engaging story, as he has demonstrated repeatedly.
His efforts are lazy, incompetent and forced, and stuffed full of bad grammar, poor understanding of Science for a so called Sci Fi author, and milquetoast leftist moralizing.
He's just not a competent writer, certainly not enough to do a Dickens Parody justice.
He'd be better publishing a compilation of his Xitter arguments with Bob Gayporn, his much better brother, his toilet and his colon.
At least they'd be interesting and funny.
I'd buy it if he did.
I wasted a free audio book credit on one of his books because I lost a bet and I feel like demanding a refund even though it cost me nothing but pain.