💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[ARIMASPOI]

Criminally underrated r/autism thread from 2019. Overshadowed by "the" r/autism thread which accumulated over 2,500 replies, a huge chunk of which were from Pat alone, this one accumulated 468 replies, and there are many bangers and quotable posts contained within. What amazes me is most of these posts from "THE_NIGGER_RAPIST" and such are still up.

https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/dloqow/made_it_to_the_gym_today/?utm_source=embedv2&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_content=action_bar

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Porsalin did a trailer for his documentary based on those messages

https://odysee.com/@porsalin:7/pay-quasi-hitting-the-gym-teaser:c

 

[BruceyBoy]

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Man I hope this vocaroo still exists lmao

 

[Mörkö]

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I have to wonder what the prompt was for these, because the pig looks exactly like Pat. My guess would be "fat pig with curly toupee crying while giving bag of money to handsome latin american man."

Criminally underrated r/autism thread from 2019. Overshadowed by "the" r/autism thread which accumulated over 2,500 replies, a huge chunk of which were from Pat alone, this one accumulated 468 replies, and there are many bangers and quotable posts contained within. What amazes me is most of these posts from "THE_NIGGER_RAPIST" and such are still up.

https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/dloqow/made_it_to_the_gym_today/?utm_source=embedv2&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_content=action_bar

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I love that Pat's posts are so formulaic that you legitimately can't tell if they were written by him or a pest until you check the username.

 

[break these cuffs]

Ok queer

You're a bigot my dude/dudette/they. #transrights #supporttranskids #niggeroniisnotafoodgroup

 

[Spunt]

Someone uploaded it here:

https://vimeo.com/873561343

Edit: I think someone added something extra to the first few seconds, this video is NSFW.

This genuinely has me hyped for the full thing, he clearly knows the lore. It's going to be Porsalin's Magnum Opus.

Enjoy prison.

 

[AN/ALR56]

(I fucking love this one, it's either JFG being put in jail by a proud Canadian prosecutor or null getting behind bars for saying mean shit to indians)

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

has patrick said what he is going as for halloween this year? i know he was quite fond of his police uniform last year but with the added heat i think he will have to find something else. i saw the city of milwaukee put out a notice imploring parents to keep a strict eye on their children this halloween due to last years incident. so many missing...

then again he has gotten fatter so he may be too lazy for the hunt this year. my bet is he waits for those poor unfortunate souls unlucky enough to try his hovel for candy.

*doorbell ring*
bipoc children: trick or treat!
patrick: oh sweet baby-childs. a treat for me...a trick...on YOU!

 

[AN/ALR56]

I fucking love the bing ai shit, I spent a half an hour on it, tweaking the prompts, I hope you guys enjoy it:

A proud symbol of Americana in Milwaukee, serving the local community for decades, however there are nasty rumours about African American children disappearing nearby...

For the orientalist minded pests:

L.T Frank Bullit is sent to MPD to help in their investigations...

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Italian Ssisslseges is a work of art, how would you guys pronounce it? I'm partial to "Sizzle-seggs"

So heartwarming to see Pat turn his life around by turning a hobby into his job

 

[Post Reply]

Italian Ssisslseges is a work of out, how would you guys pronounce it? I'm partial to "Sizzle-seggs"

Wow, the AI even incorporated Patrick's abominable grammar into the scenes. Truly artistic.

 

[Meat Target]

Porsalin released the first 10 minutes of his documentary on Patreon. It is honestly hilarious and I have high hopes for the final one.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/90807949

"No, child, you will not be subscribing to Patreon.com/Porsalin. Not when you're in prison, stalker".
"To go on an obese legal rampage, press 2".

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

pictures

I love the second and fourth (if you're on mobile) pictures because the second one looks like he's crying of joy for having paid Quasi and the fourth looks like he's crying of orgasmic ecstasy and is about to transcend this plane for having paid Quasi.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

And of course he replaces his piece of shit Surface with another piece of shit Surface. I know Fatrick is prone to engage in brand jihad for retarded reasons (cf. buying a Triumph bike to 0wn Harley riders) but why insist here, did Tyrone and Daquan use an iPad to film their exploits with Nikki?

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

Maybe I need to lurk more but why do the AI depictions of Quasi look like Tom Selleck

 

[keytar]

posting an average of 2,800 times per month on X alone,

What the fuck, that's 100 tweets per day (allowing for a couple of days per month where he's too drunk to manage unlocking his phone)

Someone uploaded it here:

https://vimeo.com/873561343
Edit: I think someone added something extra to the first few seconds, this video is NSFW.

The ominous music that appears with the Norm clip

 

[FinnSven]

And of course he replaces his piece of shit Surface with another piece of shit Surface. I know Fatrick is prone to engage in brand jihad for retarded reasons (cf. buying a Triumph bike to 0wn Harley riders) but why insist here, did Tyrone and Daquan use an iPad to film their exploits with Nikki?

It’s suspected that he thinks that Apple products are “gay”.

I think it could also be him thinking he is taking a stand against Apple evangelicals.
Sure they are annoying and wrong that Apple stuff is better at everything, but going out of his way to buy unnecessary expensive things to “own” Apple is equally sanctimonious and irritating.

He could do all of his tweeting and not writing on a basic Chromebook.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Biscuit better watch his fucking back!



The bonus laugh with AI images is that it can get the most sophisticated visuals right but not the spelling of basic English words.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

And of course he replaces his piece of shit Surface with another piece of shit Surface. I know Fatrick is prone to engage in brand jihad for retarded reasons (cf. buying a Triumph bike to 0wn Harley riders) but why insist here, did Tyrone and Daquan use an iPad to film their exploits with Nikki?

I got a laptop for five hundred dollars plus another one hundred dollars that comes with 16 GB of RAM for college. While excessive for our pig, he could have bought a less powerful device for less.

 

[NotFatChild]

I was browsing Pat's tweets looking for something specific when I found this gem I hadn't seen before:

Absolutely delusional. Fat, too.

 

[RussianParasite]

This genuinely has me hyped for the full thing, he clearly knows the lore. It's going to be Porsalin's Magnum Opus.

Enjoy prison.

The last part of this teaser where the guy is describing Pat’s writing style is both 100% accurate and brutal. That is getting owned at a level I never thought possible in a review of one’s work.