💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kermit Jizz]

Viral Burger Tacos​

(08/25/23)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UFtBPwNk8uI

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

SaveTube.io-Viral Burger Tacos.mp4

Is that thumbnail an "I can haz cheezeburger" reference? And this cocksucker has the gal to tell others to get with the times.

Didn't Jack mention he lost the ability to feel temperatures in his better arm? I imagine the way he was pressing the tortilla into the smoking pan for so long would've burnt. Retard may be giving himself burns and not even realize.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I might be late on this but did you guys notice on the latest JOTG that Jack doesn't even record the main course on camera? A real "food industry" pro over here.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

No clue who this is since I don’t browse this thread enough but he seems pretty based and wholesome pilled

Rob is a member of Jack’s Facebook group who has been subtly trolling him for a while now. He started his own YouTube channel to make subtle jabs at Jack, for example playing off Jack’s weird Facebook rants about restaurant roulette and lab meat. He’s also made some obscure references to KF users including @Pig Cups .

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

We've got a two-fer today. Jack, being the stroked-out retard he is, tried to tease today's video on Twitter 𝕏, but accidentally uploaded the Ice Cream Bread video instead. The audio is de-synced, I have no idea if that's because of Elon's retardation or Jack's retardation.

 

[biggacracka]

Viral Burger Tacos​

(08/25/23)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UFtBPwNk8uI

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

SaveTube.io-Viral Burger Tacos.mp4

At 1:07, Hope and the eternal harness appears on the bottom right corner

 

[AnOminous]

I saw Pitmaster X make this a week ago, I made it and thought it was a pretty decent idea. But then again he's a competent chef vs whatever Jack is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5QV7s0jGm0

Lmao he's even using a wood fired griddle called a "Chad-O-Chef."

 

[Femboy Breeder]

Rob is a member of Jack’s Facebook group who has been subtly trolling him for a while now. He started his own YouTube channel to make subtle jabs at Jack, for example playing off Jack’s weird Facebook rants about restaurant roulette and lab meat. He’s also made some obscure references to KF users including @Pig Cups .

Being able to use both your arms and eat food that isn’t slop is the ultimate mog against Jack

 

[Piggle Rick]

He’s also made some obscure references to KF users including @Pig Cups .

Damn, I thought the user name was in reference to Rob not the other way around. This makes it twice as funny.

 

[beautiful person]

At 1:07, Hope and the eternal harness appears on the bottom right corner

God, I hate these people so fucking much. Poor dog

 

[Super Hans v2]

I might be late on this but did you guys notice on the latest JOTG that Jack doesn't even record the main course on camera? A real "food industry" pro over here.

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At 1:07, Hope and the eternal harness appears on the bottom right corner

I hope Jack's next stroke is while TamHam's working her cockamamie accountancy/insurance/vacuum sales scheme and HOPE chews his good arm to the bone.

 

[EatYourVeggies]

He recently started incorporating soyfaces into his thumbnails.
The taco burger thumbnail has a soyfacing cat.
The meatgrinder has a soyfacing nigger.
Jack soyfaces from his banners:

I hope he continues this trend and I wonder what stock image of a soyface he will choose next.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I hope he continues this trend and I wonder what stock image of a soyface he will choose next.

I wonder if his cognition has declined enough to consider a soyjak as a legitimate component of a thumbnail. Hope springs eternal and whatnot, but it would be quite amusing/horrifying to see him post some food assembly video, featuring his obnoxious soy face opposite to a bog-standard soyjak, both surrounding some undercooked horror like Scylla and Charybdis.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Viral Burger Tacos​

(08/25/23)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UFtBPwNk8uI

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

SaveTube.io-Viral Burger Tacos.mp4

Tortillas aren't keto, Jack. The idea of "burger tacos" makes me want to vomit. Sounds disgusting

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

The taco burger thumbnail has a soyfacing cat.

Hah, that cat brings me back to old YouTube:

Way more palatable than any of Jack's culinary abortions, just turn your volume down.

 

[Stan]

> takes out pyrex casserole dish
“I’ve never used this in my whole life. I think my mom gave it me”

The fuck kind of cooking show is this?? Lmao

 

[feral cat #6385]

I wonder if his cognition has declined enough to consider a soyjak as a legitimate component of a thumbnail. Hope springs eternal and whatnot, but it would be quite amusing/horrifying to see him post some food assembly video, featuring his obnoxious soy face opposite to a bog-standard soyjak, both surrounding some undercooked horror like Scylla and Charybdis.

I think he is too debilitated to do much video editing and the kids have taken over making thumbnails.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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Don’t turn this one upside down and zoom in like I did. How does he make his mouth look like this? It’s like he’s prolapsing his whole cavity.



Lore factoid: Jack hates smash burgers.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Viral Burger Tacos​

(08/25/23)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UFtBPwNk8uI

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

SaveTube.io-Viral Burger Tacos.mp4

Didn't he say originally he wasn't going to do this because everybody was doing them? I guess the idea of a burger taco was too much for him to ignore.

And of course it looks absolutely vile. Faggot can't cook things normally they're either overdone or underdone. And yes. I tried this burger taco thing and the outcome was surprisingly decent. Just treat it like a smash burger. A thin bit of ground beef, a hot enough flame and let that crust on the meat form.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Didn't he say originally he wasn't going to do this because everybody was doing them? I guess the idea of a burger taco was too much for him to ignore.

And of course it looks absolutely vile. Faggot can't cook things normally they're either overdone or underdone. And yes. I tried this burger taco thing and the outcome was surprisingly decent. Just treat it like a smash burger. A thin bit of ground beef, a hot enough flame and let that crust on the meat form.

I'll be honest never tried this recipe but 20 years ago when in my 1st apartment working my way through school I had one of those days where you're broke but I had 2 eggs, ketchup, some cheap hamburger patties, a few slices of saran wrap processed cheese, & a pack of tortillas and was like "I can make this work". It wasn't half bad so with effort I could see it being good.

 

[Pig Cups]

I like how quickly he caught on that Jack is such a massive manbabby that he's obsessed with anything called "Jack."

He was obviously being facetious because he doesn't seem like someone tuned enough into Jackworld and the lore to know that's actually a thing he does. Case in point, he only did one Jack-related video prior to this one, and was reluctant to do so again, but changed his mind after the requests flooded in. He doesn't have much enthusiasm for Jack, and I can't blame him tbh. But Jack's personality is so vapid, predictable, and childish that the dude gleaned that personality trait completely by accident lmao.

Also, I think this may be why Jack's wanting to resurrect his live chats. The renewed attention he's getting as a result of fresh reaction content probably has him thinking that people actively want him to do so (true- but for all the wrong reasons), and it's leading him to think that people will actually pay for it. Never mind that he's already tried that approach and it failed spectacularly, but hey, Jack's extremely skilled in constantly replicating failed strategies without gaining any insight.

Fall 2023 can't come soon enough...

Viral Burger Tacos​

(08/25/23)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UFtBPwNk8uI

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

SaveTube.io-Viral Burger Tacos.mp4

Good choice with the cat thumbnail, Jack/Tammy. Especially with the dish being one that uses ground meat. Now I can't stop thinking about cat food, which is not the feeling you want to provoke when trying to create a food-centric YouTube channel. Disgusting!

Rob is a member of Jack’s Facebook group who has been subtly trolling him for a while now. He started his own YouTube channel to make subtle jabs at Jack, for example playing off Jack’s weird Facebook rants about restaurant roulette and lab meat. He’s also made some obscure references to KF users including @Pig Cups .

He is truly legendary.

At 1:07, Hope and the eternal harness appears on the bottom right corner

Been a while since we've heard or seen about HOPE. I was really hoping that the hospitalization/nursing home/moving saga would've been enough to motivate Tammy into rehoming HOPE, since A.) they don't fucking love her to begin with, and B.) having her around is joyless extra work that Tammy probably doesn't want to be saddled with. HOPE deserves a home with a loving, attentive family, and I hate seeing that she's continually being denied that.

The dog situation viscerally angers me in a way that nothing else in Jackworld can. I feel so terrible for her. Euthanasia would be kinder and more merciful at this point.

Don’t turn this one upside down and zoom in like I did. How does he make his mouth look like this? It’s like he’s prolapsing his whole cavity.

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Lore factoid: Jack hates smash burgers.

DURRRRRRR IT WORK OUT GUD!!! LIKE MONK FRUIT BETTER!!! URRRRGHH-DURRRRR *blows shit in pants and dies of heart attack*